Political Analysis: Why Is Our Jeremy So Popular?

Hello again, friends.  And may I just first thank you all for the marvellous reception you have all given to this blog’s debut, which seems like 100 years ago but was in fact only yesterday!

This blog’s popularity is obviously almost as great as that of Our Jeremy’s – and that’s saying something!  No wonder the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Mass Media, e.g. the Independent, is in such trouble!  Increasingly, as the word gets round about this blog, and working people, i.e. students and the unemployed, quit reading Hard-Right neoliberal rags which constantly peddle Fascism and racism, e.g. the Guardian, and instead turn to this blog for their political education, its popularity and influence can only increase still further, if that’s possible!

Anyway, here’s my hard-hitting analysis of the current political situation, which I trust you will all appreciate.  I acknowledge that there’s quite a bit of “heavy” analysis in it, along with some pretty complicated number-crunching, but please persist, because if you read it long and hard,  you will find facts and statistics that you will have never read anywhere else before!

So – here goes!  Pin your ears back, breathe deeply, screw up your eyeballs, and Learn:

Strong Message Here

The Tories are absolutely terrified of Our Jeremy , which is why they keep on attacking him – and they are totally correct about this, even if about nothing else!

Labour’s recent shock upset landslide victory in that rock-solid safe Tory seat, namely Oldham West, says it all. For those naysayers and Moaning Minnies who claim that Our Jeremy is not an election-winner, here are the key figures:

Tories: 2596 votes
UKIP: 6487 votes
Labour: 17209 votes

Now, my detailed analysis of these figures, which only the dimmest Tories, Kippers and assorted n’er do well’s would dispute, shows that if this particular result were exactly reproduced at the 2020 election in all 600 seats, Labour would win by the biggest landslide in history.

OK, OK … I know that the results may not necessarily be quite so favourable in 2020. Jeremy is still enjoying his honeymoon period as Labour Leader, and it’s unlikely that his current extreme level of popularity can be maintained, especially with the Far Right-wing media, i.e. the BBC,  constantly attempting to smear him by quoting speeches which were made several years ago, and which in any case have been totally taken out of context.

But after years of extreme Austerity, compulsory Food Banks, the totally illegal Bedroom Tax and  nonstop Fascist, racist neoliberalism being implemented by this totally unelected so-called Government – which in any case is nothing more than a gang of over-privileged Bullingdon Bully Boys, e.g. Priti Patel – who can seriously doubt that in May 2020 there’s going to be a landslide?

To end with what is already becoming a favourite tradition in this increasingly widely-read, popular and influential blog – namely my updated version of the final verse of that stunningly relevant anthem, the Red Flag:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a 2020 Election landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Tory scum, and keep the Red Flag flying here!
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More, as the saying goes – or does it?  Do you know, I really can’t remember – soon!

 

 

Welcome to SupportOurJeremy!

Hello to everyone who comes upon this exciting new blog, which has been set up with one aim, and one aim only: to totally support Our Jeremy unconditionally!  As such, all supporters of Our Jeremy are extremely welcome here.  So – if you are a supporter of Our Jeremy, here is my official welcome to this exciting new website. All you need to do to see my personal welcoming greeting is to cast your eyes upon the following sentence, which reads as follows:

“Welcome, friend, to the new, kinder and gentler politics!”.

If, on the other hand, you are one of those troublesome Right-wing subversive types bent upon undermining Our Jeremy by any means whatsoever, I am sorry to say that you are in no shape or form remotely welcome here whatsoever! So-called “Free Speech” is all very well, but not when it descends in to Hate Speech, e.g. attacking Our Jeremy by quoting his past speeches, many of which were made several years ago, and which have in any case been taken totally out of context.

Having got that slightly “awkward” bit out of the way – along with, hopefully, all the Right-wing trolls, troublemakers, subversives, n’er do wells, Red Tory Traitors (no names, no packdrill!) etc. – let me now spell out some of the “Ground Rules” for this exciting and revolutionary new website:

  1. Total support for Our Jeremy.
  2.  See 1. for full details.

Having got the necessary “formalities” out of the way – sorry about that, but you know how bureaucratic this Modern Era has been become!  – all it remains for me to do is to say:

“Goodbye!  It was nice knowing you!”

Sorry – just my little joke!  Of course, I’m not *really* going!  That would be totally silly, wouldn’t it?  No, I’m just taking a break (a few Protest Marches to attend, chats with Jeremy, all that sort of thing).  This “blogging” business is more tiring than many people realise, you know!   Fear not, I’ll be back soon with some more blogs – all, you’ll be pleased to hear, with just one basic aim:

“Support Our Jeremy totally!”

And, if you’ll permit me – and indeed, even if you won’t. This is my blog, after all! – I’ll just finish with the closing verse of my favourite song, The Red Flag, totally updated by myself:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a 2020 Election landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Tory scum, and keep the red flag flying here!