Hello to everyone who comes upon this exciting new blog, which has been set up with one aim, and one aim only: to totally support Our Jeremy unconditionally! As such, all supporters of Our Jeremy are extremely welcome here. So – if you are a supporter of Our Jeremy, here is my official welcome to this exciting new website. All you need to do to see my personal welcoming greeting is to cast your eyes upon the following sentence, which reads as follows:
“Welcome, friend, to the new, kinder and gentler politics!”.
If, on the other hand, you are one of those troublesome Right-wing subversive types bent upon undermining Our Jeremy by any means whatsoever, I am sorry to say that you are in no shape or form remotely welcome here whatsoever! So-called “Free Speech” is all very well, but not when it descends in to Hate Speech, e.g. attacking Our Jeremy by quoting his past speeches, many of which were made several years ago, and which have in any case been taken totally out of context.
Having got that slightly “awkward” bit out of the way – along with, hopefully, all the Right-wing trolls, troublemakers, subversives, n’er do wells, Red Tory Traitors (no names, no packdrill!) etc. – let me now spell out some of the “Ground Rules” for this exciting and revolutionary new website:
- Total support for Our Jeremy.
- See 1. for full details.
Having got the necessary “formalities” out of the way – sorry about that, but you know how bureaucratic this Modern Era has been become! – all it remains for me to do is to say:
“Goodbye! It was nice knowing you!”
Sorry – just my little joke! Of course, I’m not *really* going! That would be totally silly, wouldn’t it? No, I’m just taking a break (a few Protest Marches to attend, chats with Jeremy, all that sort of thing). This “blogging” business is more tiring than many people realise, you know! Fear not, I’ll be back soon with some more blogs – all, you’ll be pleased to hear, with just one basic aim:
“Support Our Jeremy totally!”
And, if you’ll permit me – and indeed, even if you won’t. This is my blog, after all! – I’ll just finish with the closing verse of my favourite song, The Red Flag, totally updated by myself: