Hello again, friends. And a very warm welcome to all of you on Day Three of what is rapidly becoming – and I say this with all due humility – the most widely-read and influential blog in the world, and indeed elsewhere!
No wonder the Tories are getting seriously rattled, as their Bankster-funded, Murdoch-controlled, Far Right Monopoly Media hegemony, e.g. the BBC, is being rocked to its very foundations by the sheer popularity of this blog, which mirrors that of Our Jeremy, whose own popularity is reaching new depths on an almost daily basis!
We on the Progressive Left have so much to be excited about at the moment – and, no, I’m not just referring to the thrashing that Our Jeremy is going to give to Bullingdon Bully Boy Camoron at PMQs tomorrow! I bet Camoron is dreading tomorrow’s encounter every bit as much as he does every week! Thank goodness for the new, kinder, gentler politics eh!
Anyway, I dare say that you are all intrigued, not to say totally excited, about the headline of today’s blog! And you are right to be! But, of course, it’s not really surprising, is it, that Our Jeremy would wish to convey his highly-personal message to the 250,000 odd people who gave him their votes (often several times, such was their sheer enthusiasm!) last September, via the one Media Outlet that guarantees to give Our Jeremy a fair hearing, and which will not stoop to the depths of the Tory-controlled mass media, e.g. the so-called Internet, which regularly smears and misrepresents Jeremy by quoting his past speeches as though they were in any way relevant to today’s changing political scene.
Well, I can tell that most of you cannot contain your impatience any longer, to see what Our Jeremy has to say to you! And, fear not, the wait is almost over! Please, though, don’t cheat by looking down the page to see what Our Jeremy’s said! That’s a bit like those people who skip the “dull bits” in porn movies and go straight to the “exciting bits” – not, of course, that Our Jeremy and I would know anything about such depraved and frankly disgusting habits! Apart from anything else, we’re far too busy planning our great political strategy for the next 20 years or so, in which all forms of intolerance will be smashed, and Our Jeremy will ascend to Supreme Political Power, ushering in a New Era for Britain, which will rapidly become, under his inspired leadership, a Socialist beacon of hope in the world and elsewhere – the Venezuela of Europe, if you like (and indeed, even if you don’t!).
Good news: the wait is finally over, friends! Thank you for your patience. Here, for you all to see, in a truly historic moment – not just for the world, but also for this Blog – is the message that Jeremy has asked me to convey to you all this Tuesday morning, the very first day of March in the Year of Two Thousand And Sixteen:
“Hello, friends. Thank you all very much for all your support. Many battles lie ahead of us. But with your help, I know we can succeed. Thank you all again.”
Wow! I bet that you are all as overcome by Our Jeremy’s comments as I am! Words fail me at this particular moment in time, as I expect they do you! Let’s just absorb the full import of Our Jeremy’s message for a moment or two, and then let us sing together, as a gesture of solidarity to Our Great Leader, the final chorus of my updated version of that fine musical classic, the Red Flag: