Full List of Far-Right Red Tory Traitors To Be Deselected, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And a very warm welcome to you all on this Friday the 13th, which has turned out to be a lucky day for this Blog!  I’m very pleased to report that this Blog has had a (at least temporary) reprieve, thanks to Our EU, which has provided me the Blog with a one-off “grant” of £30,000 to enable this particular post to appear, despite Tory Austerity.

No conditions are attached to this financial help, which in any case will not in any way affect this Blog’s unconditional support of Our EU.

Let’s ditch the Far-Right Red Tory Traitors, friends!

Anyway, friends, on to a subject which I am quite sure you are all as excited about as I am!  My good friend and comrade, Comrade Commissioner of the otherwise disturbingly neoliberal Labour List, has now kindly drawn up a list of all the Far-Right Red Tory Traitors who currently snuggle in the bosom of the Good Ship Labour like a nest of vipers sharpening their teeth in the long grass roots, and who, like bears predictably missing the woods for the smelling salts, must now be crushed by the mass power of working people, i.e. myself, friends!

It must be stressed that this list is only provisional, friends, and it only covers the Labour Party Parliamentary Party.  Many, many more people will need to be added to it, if we are to achieve the sort of Momentum [Groan!J.C.] that This Great Movement Of Ours needs, as part of our long journey to the Promised Land of spilt milk and honey for tea, where the lamb will lay down with the unicorn, and all Hate Speech will be suppressed as part as our never-ending quest to totally smash all forms of intolerance, along with the Far-Right Red Tory Treacherous scum who sadly infest this so-called world of ours and indeed elsewhere.

Right of Appeal

Friends, many people – not all Far-Right Red Tory Traitors by any manner of means – have asked me, upon reading this rather long list, “Will there be a right of appeal, Lefty?”

To which the answer is that regrettably, no right of appeal will be allowed, otherwise we risk falling in to the trap of having a Party full of appealing people, which is the last thing we in the Labour Party need at this particular moment in time.

A generous and personal tribute to our “fallen” comrades, friends!

Obviously, friends, I would like to thank all the people who have served Our Great Movement for so long, and so faithfully, and who are about to leave our ranks.

But alas, friends, I have to be honest.  These people are quite frankly a total disgrace, and will not be missed in any shape or form whatsoever, quite frankly! They should just go and join the Tories!

Friends, it is never pleasant to say farewell to life-long comrades.  Fortunately, however, this is not remotely the case here, and all I personally want to say here is: Good Riddance to all the Red Tory scum and Far-Right Traitors!

Let us sing together in celebration, friends!

Friends, let us now sing together in celebration of the forthcoming deselection of these snakes in the grass, these n’er do well’s, these traitors who lurk in Trojan Horses inside the Labour Citadel, waiting to stab Our Jeremy in the back whilst spitting in his face!  Unfortunately, Our Emily, who was going to play the organ for this particular Blog, is “indisposed” owing to being on the list below (sorry, Emily!), so John has kindly agreed to tear himself away from his Little Read Book for a few minutes so he can perform this task for us – thanks, John!  All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a 2020 Election landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Tory scum, and keep the Red Flag flying here!

Provisional List of the Far-Right Red Tory Traitors to be deselected, friends!

Debbie Abrahams (Oldham East and Saddleworth)
Heidi Alexander (Lewisham East)
Rushanara Ali (Bethnal Green and Bow)
Graham Allen (Nottingham North)
David Anderson (Blaydon)
Jon Ashworth (Leicester South)
Ian Austin (Dudley North)
Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West)
Kevin Barron (Rother Valley)
Margaret Beckett (Derby South)
Hilary Benn (Leeds Central)
Luciana Berger (Liverpool Wavertree)
Clive Betts (Sheffield South East)
Roberta Blackman-Woods (City of Durham)
Tom Blenkinsop (Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland)
Paul Blomfield (Sheffield Central)
Ben Bradshaw (Exeter)
Kevin Brennan (Cardiff West)
Lyn Brown (West Ham)
Nick Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East)
Chris Bryant (Rhondda)
Karen Buck (Westminster North)
Richard Burden (Birmingham Northfield)
Andy Burnham (Leigh)
Dawn Butler (Brent Central)
Liam Byrne (Birmingham Hodge Hill)
Ruth Cadbury (Brentford & Isleworth)
Alan Campbell (Tynemouth)
Sarah Champion (Rotherham)
Jenny Chapman (Darlington)
Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley)
Vernon Coaker (Gedling)
Ann Coffey (Stockport)
Julie Cooper (Burnley)
Rosie Cooper (West Lancashire)
Yvette Cooper (Pontefract and Castleford)
Neil Coyle (Bermondsey and Old Southwark)
David Crausby (Bolton North East)
Mary Creagh (Wakefield)
Stella Creasy (Walthamstow)
Jon Cruddas (Dagenham and Rainham)
John Cryer (Leyton and Wanstead)
Judith Cummins (Bradford South)
Alex Cunningham (Stockton North)
Jim Cunningham (Coventry South)
Nic Dakin (Scunthorpe)
Simon Danczuk (Rochdale)
Wayne David (Caerphilly)
Geraint Davies (Swansea West)
Thangam Debbonaire (Bristol West)
Gloria De Piero (Ashfield)
Stephen Doughty (Cardiff South and Penarth)
Jim Dowd (Lewisham West and Penge)
Peter Dowd (Bootle)
Jack Dromey (Birmingham Erdington)
Michael Dugher (Barnsley East)
Angela Eagle (Wallasey)
Maria Eagle (Garston and Halewood)
Clive Efford (Eltham)
Julie Elliott (Sunderland Central)
Louise Ellman (Liverpool Riverside)
Natascha Engel (North East Derbyshire)
Bill Esterson (Sefton Central)
Chris Evans (Islwyn)
Paul Farrelly (Newcastle-under-Lyme)
Frank Field (Birkenhead)
Jim Fitzpatrick (Poplar and Limehouse)
Robert Flello (Stoke-on-Trent South)
Colleen Fletcher (Coventry North East)
Caroline Flint (Don Valley)
Paul Flynn (Newport West)
Yvonne Fovargue (Makerfield)
Vicky Foxcroft (Lewisham Deptford)
Mike Gapes (Ilford South)
Barry Gardiner (Brent North)
Pat Glass (North West Durham)
Mary Glindon (North Tyneside)
Roger Godsiff (Birmingham Hall Green)
Helen Goodman (Bishop Auckland)
Kate Green (Stretford and Urmston)
Margaret Greenwood (Wirral West)
Lilian Greenwood (Nottingham South)
Nia Griffith (Llanelli)
Andrew Gwynne (Denton and Reddish)
Louise Haigh (Sheffield Heeley)
Fabian Hamilton (Leeds North East)
David Hanson (Delyn)
Harriet Harman (Camberwell and Peckham)
Carolyn Harris (Swansea East)
Helen Hayes (Dulwich and West Norwood)
Sue Hayman (Workington)
John Healey (Wentworth and Dearne)
Mark Hendrick (Preston)
Stephen Hepburn (Jarrow)
Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)
Margaret Hodge (Barking)
Sharon Hodgson (Washington and Sunderland West)
Kate Hoey (Vauxhall)
Kate Hollern (Blackburn)
George Howarth (Knowsley)
Lindsay Hoyle (Chorley)
Tristram Hunt (Stoke-on-Trent Central)
Rupa Huq (Ealing Central & Acton)
Dan Jarvis (Barnsley Central)
Alan Johnson (Kingston upon Hull West and Hessle)
Diana Johnson (Kingston upon Hull North)
Gerald Jones (Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney)
Graham Jones (Hyndburn)
Helen Jones (Warrington North)
Kevan Jones (North Durham)
Susan Elan Jones (Clwyd South)
Mike Kane (Wythenshawe and Sale East)
Gerald Kaufman (Manchester Gorton)
Barbara Keeley (Worsley and Eccles South)
Liz Kendall (Leicester West)
Stephen Kinnock (Aberavon)
Peter Kyle (Hove)
David Lammy (Tottenham)
Christopher Leslie (Nottingham East)
Emma Lewell-Buck (South Shields)
Ivan Lewis (Bury South)
Ian Lucas (Wrexham)
Holly Lynch (Halifax)
Fiona Mactaggart (Slough)
Justin Madders (Ellesmere Port and Neston)
Khalid Mahmood (Birmingham Perry Barr)
Shabana Mahmood (Birmingham Ladywood)
Seema Malhotra (Feltham and Heston)
John Mann (Bassetlaw)
Rob Marris (Wolverhampton South West)
Gordon Marsden (Blackpool South)
Rachael Maskell (York Central)
Chris Matheson (City of Chester)
Steve McCabe (Birmingham Selly Oak)
Kerry McCarthy (Bristol East)
Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham and Morden)
Andy McDonald (Middlesbrough)
Pat McFadden (Wolverhampton South East)
Conor McGinn (St Helens North)
Alison McGovern )Wirral South)
Liz McInnes (Heywood and Middleton)
Catherine McKinnell )Newcastle upon Tyne North)
Jim McMahon (Oldham West and Royton)
Alan Meale (Mansfield)
Edward Miliband (Doncaster North)
Madeleine Moon (Bridgend)
Jessica Morden (Newport East)
Ian Murray (Edinburgh South)
Lisa Nandy (Wigan)
Melanie Onn (Great Grimsby)
Chi Onwurah (Newcastle upon Tyne Central)
Albert Owen (Ynys Mon)
Teresa Pearce (Erith and Thamesmead)
Matthew Pennycook (Greewich and Woolwich)
Toby Perkins (Chesterfield)
Jess Phillips (Birmingham Yardley)
Bridget Phillipson (Houghton and Sunderland South)
Stephen Pound (Ealing North)
Lucy Powell (Manchester Central)
Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)
Angela Rayner (Ashton-under-Lyne)
Jamie Reed (Copeland)
Steve Reed (Croydon North)
Christina Rees (Neath)
Rachel Reeves (Leeds West)
Emma Reynolds (Wolverhampton North East)
Jonathan Reynolds (Stalybridge and Hyde)
Marie Rimmer (St Helens South and Whiston)
Geoffrey Robinson (Coventry North West)
Steve Rotherham (Liverpool Walton)
Joan Ryan (Enfield North)
Naseem Shah (Bradford West)
Virendra Sharma (Ealing Southall)
Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield)
Paula Sherriff (Dewsbury)
Gavin Shuker (Luton South)
Tulip Siddiq (Hampstead and Kilburn)
Andy Slaughter (Hammersmith)
Ruth Smeeth (Stoke-on-Trent North)
Andrew Smith (Oxford East)
Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge)
Jeff Smith (Manchester Withington)
Nick Smith (Blaenau Gwent)
Owen Smith (Pontypridd)
Karin Smyth (Bristol South)
John Spellar (Warley)
Keir Starmer (Holborn and St Pancras
Jo Stevens (Cardiff Central)
Wes Streeting (Ilford North)
Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton)
Gisela Stuart (Birmingham Edgbaston)
Mark Tami (Alyn and Deeside)
Gareth Thomas (Harrow West)
Nick Thomas-Symonds (Torfaen)
Emily Thornberry (Islington South and Finsbury)
Stephen Timms (East Ham)
Anna Turley (Redcar)
Karl Turner (Kingston upon Hull East)
Derek Twigg (Halton)
Stephen Twigg (Liverpool West Derby)
Chuka Umunna (Streatham)
Keith Vaz (Leicester East)
Valerie Vaz (Walsall South)
Tom Watson (West Bromwich East)
Alan Whitehead (Southampton Test)
Phil Wilson (Sedgefield)
David Winnick (Walsall North)
Rosie Winterton (Doncaster Central)
John Woodcock (Barrow and Furness)
Iain Wright (Hartlepool)
Daniel Zeichner (Cambridge)
Catherine West (Hornsey and Wood Green)


25 thoughts on “Full List of Far-Right Red Tory Traitors To Be Deselected, Friends!

  1. I must say I was very disappointed by Jeremy Corbyn’s address to the PLP in the wake of Labour’s brilliant results in the local elections, in which he said that Labour “weren’t currently doing enough to win in 2020”.

    Is he for real? Labour had a fantastic set of election results! Who cares about going backwards in marginal seats like Nuneaton when we won even in true-blue Fascist Tory areas like Manchester and Bristol? Meanwhile, where we lost ground it was due to neoliberal Blairite traitors, such as in Scotland where Kezia Dugdale showed her true Tory colours by pledging to raise the top rate of income tax.

    I think in light of these comments, designed to deliberately undermine the Labour leadership, Jeremy Corbyn’s name should be added to the list.

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    1. Mr Scum – friend! Although naturally, I totally agree with your very percipient analysis of last week’s results, which were a clear pointer to an inevitable election victory in 2020, I fear that you have completely misunderstood Jeremy’s comments, which like most of his speeches, were made in the past, and in any case have been taken totally out of context.

      When Jeremy said that Labour “weren’t currently doing enough to win in 2020”, he meant, of course, that not nearly enough has been done to eliminate the Far Right Red Tory traitors (no names, no packhorses!) who are such a drag on our electoral performance.

      This unsatisfactory state of affairs will be rectified shortly. (Comrade Commissioner’s List is just the start, friend.) Please, friend, remember that Unity Is All, and instead of putting Jeremy on the List, let us instead attack the Far Right, i.e. all those aforementioned Red Tory Traitors who seek to undermine This Great Movement Of Ours by their persistent disloyalty and Hate Thought towards leading figures in the Party, e.g. myself.


  2. Greetings traitorous communist. For probably the one and only time we are actually in agreement. By all means “cleanse” your pathetic excuse of a party of people who the electorate would want to vote for and replace them all with far left loons like “Our Jeremy”.

    I should actually thank you for relieving me of the need to go leafleting for the Tory Party at the next election, because I don’t have to do anything to convince the voters to reelect a Tory government. “Our Jeremy” will do all the work for us!

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  3. Mr Proud – friend! Like other members of your despicable tribe of swivel-eyed Far-Right Fascist neoliberal racist loons – who immediately resort to name-calling and ad homs because of the sheer paucity of your arguments – you are going to have the shock of your life in May 2020, when Our Jeremy sweeps to power with an unprecedented persondate!

    Until that New Dawn dawns, friend, I can assure you that the Fight Against The Tories will continue endlessly, until it stops. And, friend, with all the injustice in the world and elsewhere, no wonder we on the Progressive Left are revolting!

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  4. Friend Alan! The only “parodies” here are of Far-Right Neoliberal Fascists, i.e. the Hard-Right Red Tory Traitors (no names, no packhorses, friend, as we on the Progressive Left do not believe in personalities) who must now be totally crushed by the mass power of working people, e.g. students. (Leave this to me, friend.)


    1. As the well-known saying goes, Friend, ‘ H̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶s̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶, hang on, H̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶e̶s̶t̶, no, bear with me, H̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶u̶d̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶s̶ . FFS, you know what I mean anyway.
      NBB. When you talk about parodies, what, um, are we actually talking about? Naturally, I know what it means when I say it (I have a degree in Media Studies) but, like, what do you mean when you say it.

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  5. Finally-or is that funereally-the Great Purge of the Rightward Blue Nosed Scum of Privileges has begun.
    For Our Leader has ordered it-so it will be so.
    Your list seems not to include the Tories and Liberals we shall need to deselect( do love your use of euphemisms-we all KNOW what we mean by this, as in the hogtied calf was “deselected” by the rugged gaucho-and all dined well.
    Nor does it include prattling prelates in the church and media, who will also need a re-educational deselection, as our Mobile Knives of Stalingrade-standard(CE compliant of course) will be sharpened.
    To this smack of firm leadership SOL-I can only follow and submit. HRT seems to be doing me a power of good, and I surely will be able to reproduce yet more revolutionary shock troops to your cause if this is meet and proper.
    I have craved this day-I am putting a good point on my Markov unbrellas, so too with my knitting needles and manicure set as given to me by a fellow traveller. My Japanese tea ceremonies are a bit of a pfaff I must admit, but the Geiger counters seem to not to be registering. You will soon surely hear of the Burns Night to come as I do my best Moira Anderson tribute, when the haggis, neeps, tatties and Jamiesons( as suggested by Mr Bridges) will deal with the Wednesbury Rotary Club, the Mercian Anglicans as well as reactionary forces who are yet to back Nicola, Alex and the Scottish National Socialist Movement-and came down to Corby to infiltrate the Mothers Union and Womens Institute, using “husbands” and “golf clubs” as their cover.
    My Tartan is McDougal-and the MacGregors need wiping out! Middle Of The Road sang it so , and I will now leave this coded reference with you.

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    1. Friend Alicia! Thank you for your comment, which must be the latest one EvAH to be made on one of my Blogs! If you had waited just one more day, it would have been exactly 8 months to the day since publication!

      Or are you trying to hide here away from that Far-Right renegade, the widely-unknown, widely-hated neoliberal so-called Singer Under Bridges, who at every turn is – literally – stabbing Yours Truly in the back whilst simultaneously – literally – spitting in my face?

      If so, I fear you will not be successful. Friend Singer’s all-seeing eye literally sees everything in this Blog …

      By the way, I do hope – given your knowledge of musical matters – you will be joining in on my Songs Title Game, whether literally here, or on the Hard-Right Twitter?

      PS: “Corby” isn’t a code reference to Our Great Leader, is it?


      1. Oh praise of praises, our Leader has noticed me!
        Time is (quite literally) timeless, never noted it-not saw it flyl
        Just felt that I had to correct one of our Rightist infiltrators-who (seeing I myself may be due a Show Trial in these fickle days) I DID pledge my allegiance to when I was a young, flighty and vulnerable student.
        Would like to say that I was sexually harassed, the victim of male patrician hegemony and the like-but none of this would be true.
        Therefore-if I clear it with Hattie Harman-it WILL be true won`t it?
        Madame Mao a warning to me.
        Anyway-will surely post here tomorrow if that means I get some kind of paste medal for eight months twixt your post and my reply. Not sure if that makes me a Japanese soldier who`s not been told that the war is over-or a Mata Hari old tart in an Amsterdam window who`s unaware that all passing trade are now on Herengracht.
        Corby? Gorby?…Orby? See your point-but will the Right see my hatpin pointed with my kidney bean curd of death? Or does hubby have chilli con carne for the fortieth night as I perfect my killing recipes?

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