Let’s Cancel This Totally Unnecessary, Undemocratic and Divisive So-Called Referendum, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And I expect you are all as appalled, shocked and sickened as I am about the way that this so-called Referendum has turned out, i.e. the Leave side’s totally disgusting and unscrupulous behaviour, e.g. disputing the totally undisputable facts and statistics that have been specially provided for us all by highly respected institutions, e.g. Our Treasury, Our IMF and Our Goldman Sachs, whose economic forecasts are, as we all know, as accurate and reliable as they are impartial.

Wrong, friends!

The Leave campaign are using the totally spurious argument that all the experts that we on the Remain side cite for our case have been wrong in the past – e.g. in favour of Britain joining the ERM; predicting disaster if Britain left the ERM; in favour of Britain joining the Euro; predicting disaster if Britain failed to join the Euro; failing to predict the Great Crash; failing to predict that interest rates would remain low for as long as they have; etc. etc.

Friends, this is no argument at all!  First of all, experts are experts, and whether their predictions turn out to be correct or not surely does not detract from this in any way whatsoever.  Expecting experts to be right all of the time – or indeed, any of the time – is totally unreasonable.  Their job is to make predictions, not to be right, friends!

And secondly, friends, the fact that the experts have been wrong about so many issues for so long surely  means that, on this particular issue, they must almost certainly be right.  They can’t continue to be wrong indefinitely, surely?  Just on statistical grounds alone, there must be a very good chance that, after producing such an impressively consistent run of totally incorrect predictions, they must finally be right this time.

The positive case for Our EU, friends!

Not that the Remain side has been totally without its faults, friends!  We have consistently failed to make the truly positive case for staying in Our EU, which is so blindingly obvious I hardly need point it out, so I won’t.

Mistakes, friends!

Furthermore, Our Dave (formerly known as the Far-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy Camoron) has made several mistakes in his warnings about the terrifying consequences of Brexit, i.e. World War III (which he never actually said, friends!), accelerating Climate Change, total economic collapse, falling house prices, and higher roaming charges.

Yes, friends – Our Dave has wildly understated the risks of Brexit: it would be far worse than that. To give just one example, this Blog would lose its special EU-funded status, without which it could not possibly maintain the standards of accuracy and impartiality for which it is widely known and respected by all fair-minded, objective and heavyweight commentators, i.e. myself.

Defeated, friends!

So, friends, where do we go from here?  The Leave side has been completely defeated in every single so-called argument it has made, and indeed even the ones it hasn’t made.  And now all they can do is take refuge in personal abuse and ad hominems, which quite frankly is all one can expect from that particular pack of hate-filled serial liars, adulterers, racists and vile Far-Right Fascist scum, whose breathtaking hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness are truly staggering!

Let us hold an annual Celebration Of Our EU Day, friends! 

I propose, friends, that we cancel this totally unnecessary and divisive so-called Referendum, which in any case nobody wants, apart from a few million bigoted people who have been totally brainwashed by the predictable lies of the Far-Right Murdoch Controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the Hard-Right BBC, whose extreme anti-EU bias is blatantly obvious to even the meanest intelligence, i.e. myself.

Instead, friends, let us use the money saved in cancelling this totally unwanted and undemocratic so-called referendum to hold an annual Our EU Day, in which every year, on 23rd June, we can hold a special Day of Celebration of Our EU, and all the multifarious benefits it has bequeathed, which are so self-evident I hardly need to mention them, so I won’t.

Strong EU Message Here

And, friends, I have even composed a special song, in celebration of the forthcoming cancellation of the Referendum, which I am sure will now be agreed, given the compelling case made by this Blog, whose influence is now felt all over the world, and indeed elsewhere.  All together now, friends:

We don’t need no Referendum 
We just need some thought Hate control
No Leave votes in the polling booth
People leave Our EU alone
Hey! People! Leave Our EU alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.

(Repeat ad infinitum)

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