Let Me Just Say This, Friends: Please, Friends, We’ve Got To Stop This Now, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And I just want to echo Our John’s heartfelt and spontaneous plea, made on the Andrew Marr show yesterday, for a halt to all the vicious, nasty and violent behaviour that has recently been occurring within this Great Movement Of Ours.

As John says, this has all been perpetuated by a tiny minority of the Party.  And although he didn’t name any names, we all know exactly who is responsible, don’t we, friends?

Undemocratic, friends!

Yes, friends, as ever it is the Far-Right Red Tory Traitors, e.g. the tiny minority of 172 Labour MPs who attempted to oust Jeremy by a totally undemocratic Vote of Confidence in him earlier this month, even though, as regular readers of this Blog will be aware, he won an impressive 40-vote victory against them.

But did they accept that democratic verdict, friends?  I think we all know the answer to that particular question, friends!

And now, not content with that, they have now put up the Far-Right Neoliberal Owen Jones [For heaven’s sake, Lefty!  How many more times do I have to tell you?  It’s Smith, not Jones! – J.C.  Oh, sorry, Jeremy!  There are so many Far-Right Neoliberal Traitors around, sometimes it’s hard to remember which one’s which! – L.] against Jeremy, and despite all the warnings issued from leading figures in the Labour Party – e.g. me – the hated Jones [Sic! – J.C. Indeed, Jeremy, it’s totally Sic-kening!  Who says that we on the Progressive Left have no sense of humour, eh friends! – L.] still seems determined to play the part of a great big Hard-Right wrecking ball which, if unchecked, will smash open every Pandora’s Box within spitting distance of the silver lining that is lurking behind the thorn in the side of the elephant in the room, resulting in the spilling of much milk all over the kitchen sink, along with a great deal of wailing and gnashing of broken glass, and causing an unstoppable Momentum [Groan! – J.C.] that will not cease until the Socialist cows have come home and are kicking the daisies down the garden path in the long grassroots, quite frankly!

Strong Message Here, friends!

Friends, it is time for us to come together, set aside our differences, and, putting our shoulders to the wheel, with our backs to the walls, our best feet forward, and our heads in the sand, make one final heave towards Supreme Victory!

The Tories are totally rattled, and are utterly terrified of Jeremy, as can be seen by the fact that Prime Minister’s Question Time is not being held this week!  And why is this, friends?

Fear not, friends, I shall tell you!

Following her crushing, humiliating defeat at the Dispatch Box at last week’s PMQs, when Jeremy literally tore her to pieces, the widely-hated May has cancelled this week’s session!

Yes, the Tories are on the run, friends, and, like cornered foxes trying to find the sting in the tail of a pint-sized Trojan Horse in a burning haystack, they will soon find themselves on the wrong end of History!  But for this to happen, we on the Progressive Left – and there are many of us, friends, e.g. me –  must all, like bears in the wood, stick together and not let ourselves be divided by petty dialectical differences!

A special musical treat, friends!

And finally, friends, the moment that I know you’ve all been waiting for!  Yes, it’s our musical finale!  And I’m very pleased to be able to announce that John has kindly agreed to tear himself away from the TV cameras, and indeed his Little Read Book, for a few moments, and sing for us!

Lineup:

John: Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals

Jeremy: Rhythm Guitar, Backing Vocals

Me: Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals

Diane: Organ, Piano, backing vocals

Seamus: Venezuelan-style Percussion.

Readers: Please feel free to sing along, friends!  All together now:

 

And now Our Labour Party is very sacred
The working people put us together now
You ought to make it stick together
Come on, come on, let’s stick together
You know we made a vow not to leave Our EU never

But now you never miss your water till your well runs dry
Come on now friends give Our Party a try
Let’s stick together
Come on, come on, let’s stick together
You know we made a vow not to leave Our EU never

Well if you’re stuck for a while consider Our Party 
How can it be happy without its Socialist heart
Let’s stick together
Come on, come on, let’s stick together
You know we made a vow not to leave Our EU never

Well if you’re stuck for a while consider Our Party
How can it be happy without its Socialist heart
Let’s stick together
Come on, come on, let’s stick together
You know we made a vow not to leave Our EU never

 

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