Those Of Us On The Progressive Left – And There Are Actually Quite A Few Of Us, Friends, e.g. Me – Must Now Unite To Smash The Widely-Hated, Far-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s Vicious, Undemocratic, And Totally Illegal Attempt to Implement Hard-Right Brexit, Friends!

Hello, friends.

This is literally the most difficult Blog I have ever sat down to write, because the Far-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s vicious plan for Hard-Right Brexit has literally left me lost for words [I’ll believe that when I see it, Lefty! – J.C.  Jeremy, this is no time for gay banter! And I have to say that you appear to be in a remarkably cheerful mood, considering that this totally unelected Tory Government is literally destroying Our EU. – L. No comment!J.C.], and in a mood that can only be described as literally suicidal!

Friends, those of us on the Progressive Left have been noticeably silent ever since that dreadful day of June 24th, which was the worst day in history for us since that dark day in May 1979 when the hated Thatcher seized power via a totally undemocratic military coup d’état, which was secretly led by her close personal friend, that notorious Jew Zionist General Pinochet. [Are you quite sure about all of this, Lefty?  Must admit, that’s not my exact recollection! – J.C. Oh really, Jeremy!  It’s all there on the Internet, if you look hard enough! – L.]

We have kept quiet, friends, while Britain has literally crashed and burned, as we always predicted it would, all as a result of Brexit. Even that Hard-Right Murdoch mouthpiece, the so-called BBC, whose blatant anti-EU bias is obvious to even the meanest intelligence, i.e. me, has reluctantly conceded that the British economy – which Thatcher destroyed – has been literally devastated by Brexit, with Our Stockmarket crashing to steadily greater heights on an almost-daily basis.

MADNESS, friends!

But, friends, the time has now come for us to break our silence and speak out against this MADNESS, before any more damage is done!

Friends, there is a neoliberal myth – perpetuated by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the so-called Internet – that those of us on the Progressive Left are against Referendums, because – so the Fascist claim goes – we are fundamentally undemocratic people who don’t give a tinker’s cuss about what ordinary people think or care about.

Nothing could be further from the truth, friends!  We on the Progressive Left are actually strongly in favour of Referendums, as is clearly demonstrated by the fact that we always favour holding as many Referendums as are needed to obtain the correct result, which is why we are now campaigning for a Second Referendum on Our EU.

We on the Progressive Left accept the result, friends!

Friends, it is simply untrue to say that those of us on the Progressive Left are somehow “bad losers” who “do not accept the result of the Referendum”.

That is yet another Hard-Right Leave Camp lie, friends!  Of course we accept it!

We accept the fact, friends, that a tiny handful of 17,410,742 Hard-Right bigots and racists – who, never let it be forgotten, represent nobody but themselves – made a huge mistake in June, because they did not actually know what they were voting for.

What does Hard-Right Brexit actually MEAN, friends?

Friends, Hard-Right Brexit, apart from being totally illegal and undemocratic, would literally spell the end of the world, and indeed elsewhere!

It would mean, friends, that instead of laws being drawn up by a totally democratic and enlightened institution, i.e. Our EU, they will in future be imposed on us by this totally unelected Tory Government, which will be impossible to get rid of owing to our totally rigged electoral system which deems the “winner” to be the party that just happens to win the most votes. (Talk about an example of true neoliberal Fascism, friends!)

It would also literally destroy the economy, friends, because, as we all know, it is absolutely impossible for any international trade whatsoever to take place unless it has first been sanctioned by Our EU. [Hang on, Lefty – that surely can’t be true? – J.C. Oh Jeremy!  Anna Soubry said this on the BBC the other day, and the interviewer didn’t challenge her, which proves it! – L.  Anna Soubry?  Never heard of her!  But in any case, did she give any source for this claim, Lefty? – J.C. She did indeed, Jeremy – it was an article  by Polly Toynbee in the Guardian. – L. Oh right, whatever. – J.C.]

What’s the point, friends?

And so, friends, I just ask: What is the point of all this?  Why should we literally smash Britain – which Thatcher totally destroyed – in to pieces by leaving Our EU, which Britain has only been a member of for 43 years?  This is hardly a reasonable amount of time in which to make such an important decision as this!  Let’s give Our EU a few more decades before deciding to take such a literally insane decision as to leave it!

Literally Fascism, friends!

Friends, leaving Our EU would literally be Fascism!  In fact, it would be worse than Fascism, because although it would be a National decision, it would not in any way be a Socialist one.

Let us, friends, stop this MADNESS – and NOW!

Let us sing together, friends!

And now, friends, the moment you’ve all been – literally – waiting for!  And today, we are going to sing another of my special songs for the Blog, i.e. Give Our EU A Chance!  For some reason, Jeremy adamantly refuses to take lead vocals for this, so I have reluctantly decided to take on this particular duty myself.


Me: Acoustic Guitar, Lead Vocals

Jeremy: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals

John: Little Read Book!  No – only joking, John! Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals

Diane: Organ, backing vocals

Seamus: Venezuelan-style Tambourines.

Readers: Please feel free to sing along, friends!  All together now:

Two, one two three four
Ev’rybody’s talking about
Racism, Fascism, Sexism, Neoliberalism, Elitism, Anti-EUism, 
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m.

All we are saying is give Our EU a chance
All we are saying is give Our EU a chance

Ev’rybody’s talking about EU Commissioners,
Ministers, Brussels and Strasbourg
Euros and 1%ers and Banksters and Jews Zionists,
And bye bye, bye byes.

All we are saying is give Our EU a chance
All we are saying is give Our EU a chance

Let me tell you now
Ev’rybody’s talking about
Referendums, Revolutions, Mass debates,
Self-flagellation, EU Regulations, EU integration,
Brexit, United Nations,

Ev’rybody’s talking about
Jean-Claude Juncker, Angela Merkel, 
Mark Carney, Dave Cameron, Georgie Osborne,
François Hollande, Marine Le Pen,
Charlotte Church, President Obama,
Obama, what a bummer.

All we are saying is give Our EU a chance
All we are saying is give Our EU a chance



4 thoughts on “Those Of Us On The Progressive Left – And There Are Actually Quite A Few Of Us, Friends, e.g. Me – Must Now Unite To Smash The Widely-Hated, Far-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s Vicious, Undemocratic, And Totally Illegal Attempt to Implement Hard-Right Brexit, Friends!

  1. Well mr friend Lefty, I can’t decide if you are a genius or just totally mental, I’ve come to the conclusion you are the illegitimate son Spike Milligan instead, that’s if he had one or at least a relative of his, remember those pills your doctor prescribed should be taken regularly

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  2. More power to your elbow!

    It’s rhetoric like this that makes me want to leave the Ku Klux Klan and join your party.

    Have you thought of stating your own group to the left of Momentum?

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  3. Here’s an objective view from across the Atlantic: We don’t see any substantive difference in the UK between now, and before the Brexit vote — other than the fact that the British threw off the EU yoke.

    Most of us admire UK voters for that courageous act, in the face of the incessant propaganda that predicted doom, defeat, and despair if the UK exited the EU. But the only despair comes from the EU, which just lost a source of easy money.

    And the UK didn’t implode, like many wild-eyed scaremongers incessantly predicted. In fact, things are pretty much the same now as they were before the electorate wisely jettisoned their greedy EU overlords.

    The EU is nothing more than a totally self-serving, redundant layer of bureaucracy. Question: Who elected the EU President? Answer: Not you. Not the average EU citizen. Not the average UK citizen.

    Rather, the EU President is ‘appointed’ by an inner clique that believes it knows best who should represent European countries. But of course, that’s just their cover story. The ones appointed are best — for themselves.

    UK taxpayers were used to bail out Greece, and any other profligate country that believes it can live beyond its means. Without the EU, those countries would have to live within their budgets.

    But with the EU, Greece can go on spending wildly — using UK taxpayers’ money. A sweet deal — for Greece. But not so sweet for the UK. So UK taxpayers did the only sensible thing: they bailed out. Good on the UK!

    The EU is simply a self-selected insiders club… and YOU aren’t going to be part of the EU leadership; I won’t either, and neither will the average taxpaying citizen of any EU country. Because the EU ‘leaders’ are simply running a racket; a scam that would make Elmer Gantry jealous.

    The EU is nothing but a parasite living off its host (the EU taxpayers). The EU itself produces *zero* wealth. It supports basket-case countries like Greece, which would have no choice otherwise than to straighten out their own internal finances.

    And the UK already gave the EU “a chance”. But they blew it. The real question is: What do *you* get out of promoting such a self-serving, worthless organization? The EU is completely unnecessary. It serves no useful purpose. Bury it, if you have any common sense.

    Further, your conception of ‘the Far Right’ is errant nonsense; a scary bogeyman, intended to frighten folks who grew up being taught that socialism works (it never does for very long.)

    Next, to correct your misconception of ‘the Right’: In America what you call ‘the Right’ is composed of people who believe in the primacy of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, above any other form of government.

    What you label ‘the Right’ is simply pro-freedom. It is FOR individual liberty, and AGAINST arbitrary rule by nameless, faceless, unaccountable bureaucrats, controlled by an unelected President.

    Individual liberty is what you’re so afraid of. But why?!? You certainly know better than any bureaucrat what’s best for you and your family. But they’ve convinced you otherwise; they’ve convinced you the EU is necessary. It isn’t.

    (Conversely, ‘the Left’ is everyone else: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Chavez, Guevara, etc., etc. They were all Leftists: people who crave state control over the lives of its subjects.)

    And as always, the Leftists intend to be the controllers — but you are not part of their clique. Instead, you’re what they privately call “useful fools” — people who serve their evil cause, who are then ‘liquidated’ when they’re no longer useful. (Please don’t waste time trying to deny it; history is filled with examples.)

    So it’s either ‘the Left’ — or freedom/individual liberty. But why anyone would prefer being ruled by a Big Government, run by unaccountable bureaucrats, is beyond understanding. It is tantamount to selling yourself into slavery — for a pipe dream.

    And once you’re their slave, you will never get the chance to be free. They will make certain of that. Your job will be to slave away to pay their exorbitant taxes — and to keep your mouth shut. No complaining allowed; any protests will be made into examples.

    Once the smoke clears, you will see that you have only one (1) real choice: Freedom… or slavery.

    Take your pick.

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  4. Might we expect to hear in the nearest future of your substantial elevation to several shadow cabinet positions? Your unnerving devotion to the cause requires due compensation for all you have suffered (operation (how’s that going, still getting headaches?), sudden demotion).
    Much Respect (and Momentum!)

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