Lefty’s Best Tweets [That HAS To Be An Oxymoron, Lefty! – J.C. Really Jeremy! It’s Bad Enough That You Keep Butting-In To My Pieces With Your Literally Ridiculous Comments! Kindly Leave My Headlines Alone! – L.], 18th-23rd October

Hello, friends.

And as promised – that’s one in the eye to Hard-Right elements who claim that those of us on the Progressive Left don’t keep our promises! – here’s my second round-up of some of my best [Yeah, right. – J.C.  Jeremy! I am growing more than a little weary of your constant carping and literally snide comments! – L.] Tweets, this time from last week.

For anyone who missed the previous week’s compilation, it can be found here. And, subject to public demand [Ha!J.C.] and indeed my ability to generate Tweets of a sufficiently good standard [Stop it, Lefty! I can’t breathe for laughing! – J.C. Jeremy! I sometimes think you only come here to literally poke fun at me! – L. No comment! – J.C.], I shall publish a roundup of Tweets every Sunday from now on. Anyway, here’s the latest lot, friends:

Tuesday 18th October

Wednesday 19th October

Thursday 20th October

Friday 21st October

Sunday 23rd October

Let us sing together, friends!

And finally, friends, I am very pleased to announce that not only has Our Len kindly agreed to waive the Union rules that hitherto have forbidden singing on this Blog on Sundays, he has also generously agreed to literally take a hand at the organ today! After all, friends, Sunday is a day of Prayer and Worship – and even though those of us on the Progressive Left literally haven’t got a Prayer, we have at least got a J.C. who we can literally Worship, eh!  All together now:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a General Election landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Zionist Tory scum, and keep the Red Flag flying here!
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9 thoughts on “Lefty’s Best Tweets [That HAS To Be An Oxymoron, Lefty! – J.C. Really Jeremy! It’s Bad Enough That You Keep Butting-In To My Pieces With Your Literally Ridiculous Comments! Kindly Leave My Headlines Alone! – L.], 18th-23rd October

    1. I think your version of ‘The Red Flag’ is literally out of date, Lefty.

      The more literally gentle, caring version goes:

      The Peoples’ Flag is palest pink

      It’s not as Red as you may think!

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  1. This is Leader Leftward and his “Greatest Hits” Compilation, And capable now of being rolled into a big long scroll and read in the smallest room to get away from the lunacy of Christmas yet to come, A time capsule of contemporary genius in its-quite literlal sense. So no “Robbie Williams Greatest Hits stuff” by way of stocking filler!…THIS is all you`re going to need Friends of The Beloved Leader!
    Katie?…Karen?…Anthea and Claire?…meet the New Boss-and certainly NOT like the Old bass either!

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