Sunday Selection Of Lefty’s Greatest Tweets, Which Literally Cannot Be Trumped! [Groan! – J.C.], 6th-13th November

Hello, friends.

And welcome to what is now becoming a literally viable alternative to the traditional outmoded British Sunday, where Hard-Right elements viciously attend a so-called “Church Service” – nothing more than brainwashing the masses about some ridiculous fairytale that literally doesn’t exist, friends – and then literally feed their faces with a Far-Right so-called “Sunday Lunch” which, as Scientists have now proved, is literally destroying Our Earth – and there is only one Earth, friends, apart from all the others – with its Hard-Right carbon emissions.

Yes, friends, instead of indulging in such viciously neoliberal and racist pastimes, literally millions of people are now reading this Blog instead! Unbelievable, eh! [You said it, Lefty! – J.C. What on – literally – earth is that supposed to mean, Jeremy? – L. Work it out for yourself, Lefty! – J.C.]

Anyway, friends, enough of this literally gay banter!  Here, for the first time ever, is my latest selection of Tweets from last week, and which I hope you will literally enjoy reading:

 

Sunday 6th November

Monday 7th November

Tuesday 8th November

Wednesday 9th November (Vicious Hard-Right TRiUMPh [Groan! – J.C.] Day)

Thursday 10th November

Friday 11th November

Saturday 12th November

Sunday 13th November

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Let us literally sing together, friends!

And as a change from our usual Sunday anthem (Our Red Flag), I have adapted another old classic in my own somewhat unique way [That’s one way of putting it, Lefty!J.C.], specially dedicated to Our US Protesters who are bravely and defiantly defying the widely-hated Trump by literally smashing up their own towns and cities in protest. (That’ll show the Far-Right eh!) Are you ready, friends?  (Organ, Diane!)  OK – all together now:

We shall overcome Trump,
We shall overcome Trump,
We shall overcome Trump, some day (2024  at the latest).

Oh, deep in my heart,
I do believe
We shall – literally – overcome Trump, some day.
.
We’ll literally smash everything,
We’ll literally smash everything,
We’ll smash vicious Hard-Right Trumpery, some day.
.
Oh, deep in my heart,
I do believe
We shall – literally – overcome Trump, some day.
.
We shall literally smash Hard-Right neoliberalism,
We shall totally destroy racist Fascism,
We shall smash Far-Right intolerance, some day.
.
Oh, deep in my heart,
I do believe
We shall – literally – overcome Trump, some day.
.
We are not afraid to smash everything,
We are not afraid to defy the Hard-Right CNN ,
We are not afraid, TODAY
.
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11 thoughts on “Sunday Selection Of Lefty’s Greatest Tweets, Which Literally Cannot Be Trumped! [Groan! – J.C.], 6th-13th November

  1. Lefty how could this happen, people aren’t listening to our message. We’re telling them they’re all racists sexists and islamophobes and they’re voting Brexit and Trump. It must be the extreme right wing BBCs propaganda polluting people’s minds.

    Only JC can save us. He’s our superman. But unlike superman our jezza looks more presentable wearing his undies over his trousers

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    1. Friend Tarquin! You have – literally – put your finger on the essence of the problem. The Far-Right Murdoch-controlled BBC is a literally sickening disgrace, and there is really only answer to the problem.

      Alas, it involves a difficult decision to be made about the Licence Fee, which at its current level is totally unsustainable and completely unfair.

      The answer to this literally knotty problem, friends, is, of course, for the Licence Fee to be doubled immediately, and then raised by 10% in real terms every year for at least the next 10 years. (Let’s invest in Our BBC, friends!)

      That would – literally – be one in the eye for Hard-Right Tory Austerity, wouldn’t it?

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      1. Lefty, you as always are so literally right about everything. As well as trebling or quadrupling the Licence Fee and replacing the literally right-wing Dimblebys with people who are literally politically neutral like UAFers, we must think of newspapers. We should impose a Guardian tax and everey newspaper’s price should be doubled and the extra should be given to the Guardian, after all it is literally the only politically neutral paper on the stands. Well done Lefty you are literally so right about everything literally.

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    2. “We’re telling them they’re all racists sexists and islamophobes”

      You forgot bigots, homophobes, arachnophobes and omniphobes.

      It is literally an axiom of the Left that the best way to convert people to your POV is to literally patronise, condescend to and sneer at anyone who hasn’t literally the same POV as JC and HC.

      I literally can’t imagine how this great movement of ours has literally gone tits-up in such literally spectacular fashion…

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      1. Friend Catweazle! Such a pleasure to see you here! Thank you so much for your long-standing support of this Hard-Right Blog! [Some mistake here, surely, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! You should literally not take everything I say quite so literally! – L.]

        You make a very good – and very serious – point: that the quantity of sheer patronising, condescending sneering from the Progressive Left is appalling. And furthermore, it – quite simply – has not worked.

        Obviously, it is wholly inadequate to the task in hand. We must redouble our efforts in this direction, until people start listening to us.

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      2. Catweazle. I have such envy. You not only had a reply from his leftiness, but within that a comment from the Grand Panjandram himself – J.C. That must be worth 10 likes at least.

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  2. Gadzooks…there`s even MORE of these sweet pearls of Reason and Left leaning Genius!
    Followed the train of crumbs,-and quite literally-had nothing to say before our film club tomorrow night.
    But now I do- a post-it note with every bon mot juste of yours above , as they dodge the Hedgehog crisps and roast veggie hummus. This is filmic Bovril with pulled pork passion to finally seal the blood red meat of revolution. Is Droitwich and the surrounding towns ready?…we shall soon find out!

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  3. Friend Alicia! Many thanks for that most entertaining comment :). Have replied to your other comment, also sent you a DM on Twitter! Hope the film club is a success – do let me know how it goes (assuming this wasn’t just a flight of fancy on your part)!

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    1. What an enigmatic, nay gnomic comment!
      Which is why we (not so) vestal virgins of the Black Country choose now to dance around the Corbyn Pole of Perfectability, and will continue to derv whirlishly until THe Glorious Day

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  4. Really, really like your breathtakingly original suggestion about changing immediately the far right imposition of the intolerable one hundred and fourty character limit on Twitter (and other?) communic

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