Sunday Selection Of Lefty’s Best Tweets [Ha Bloody Ha! – J.C. Really, Jeremy! Please Stop Making Literally Snide Comments And Cease Literally Swearing In My Headlines! – L.], 13th-19th November

Hello, friends.

And today’s Blog is being brought to you by – literally – magic!  Yes, it’s appearing even though I am – literally – not here!  Which is, when you come to think about it, literally amazing, isn’t it, friends? [What are you talkin’ about, Lefty? This is just the World Wide Web, where people can write from wherever they’re at! – J.C. Jeremy, could you please stop being so literally literal-minded! – L.]

Once again, it is a round-up of some of my best Tweets [If these are really your “best” ones, Lefty, I truly shudder to think what the worst ones are like! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Do you always have to be so literally negative about my work? – L. You literally give me no choice, Lefty! – J.C.] from the past week, which I hope you’ll enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed composing them, whatever the Hard-Right Jeremy may viciously say!

As I am, for personal reasons which cannot be divulged here [Oh go on, Lefty! I could do with a laugh! – J.C. No, Jeremy! My lips are – literally – sealed! – L.], not going to be able to write many Tweets this week, this Blog will be taking a short break for the next two weeks [Lazy sod. – J.C. Jeremy! I literally beg you to desist from making all these literally snide interjections! I really don’t know what’s literally happened to you! – L. No comment! – J.C.] and will return with a bumper edition of two weeks’ worth of Tweets on Sunday 4th December.

Once again, here’s a link to my Guardian pieces, for anyone who finds this more convenient than the ones given via the Tweets:

Anyway, friends, here – literally – goes, starting with a special bonus, for literally no extra charge, my most popular Tweet to date, from those far-off days of July:


Friday 22nd July 

Sunday 13th November

Monday 14th November

Tuesday 15th November

Wednesday 16th November

Thursday 17th November

Friday 18th November

Saturday 19th November


Let us sing together, friends!

Friends, even though I am literally not here, I have a feeling that you would still like to sing our little anthem together!  So, with Diane as usual literally on the organ, and Jeremy taking lead vocals in my stead, please feel free to sing that rousing chorus from my specially adapted version of that musical and lyrical classic, Our Red Flag. All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a General Election landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Zionist Tory scum, and keep the Red Flag flying here!



5 thoughts on “Sunday Selection Of Lefty’s Best Tweets [Ha Bloody Ha! – J.C. Really, Jeremy! Please Stop Making Literally Snide Comments And Cease Literally Swearing In My Headlines! – L.], 13th-19th November

  1. Friends, it has been heartening to see people up and down the country, on high streets and in shops, protesting in their thousands against the rampant consumer-capitalism of Black Friday. Some of them even cleverly formed queues at checkouts to prevent any neoliberal Tory scum from being able to buy anything.


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  2. Ihatethefascisttoryscum
    You are confused my friend, the name on the tin tells all – it’s neofascistic racist plot to impoveritize our brethren of African origin. Other friends are mesmerized by this behaviour and thus there is a drain on their well-gotten benefit payments.
    Thus follows Regret Saturday where the dross is returned and the people see red.


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