The Literally Stunning Result Of The Sleaford Byelection Proves That Labour Is – Literally – On The Road To Victory, Whatever The Hard-Right Murdoch-Controlled Media, e.g. Our BBC, May [Groan! – J.C.] Claim, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you are all as – literally – thrilled as I am by the result of the Sleaford byelection, in which Labour put up a – literally – very respectable performance, despite being viciously opposed by Far-Right elements, e.g. the Tories, LibDems and the Fascist UKIP, who disgracefully stole the election from us by telling LIES about us, e.g. that we were just a bunch of deluded Trots who were completely out of touch with ordinary people!

Smear, friends!

That is, of course, nothing more than a vicious Hard-Right smear, friends! As we all know, the modern Labour Party is actually a very broad coalition of Far-Left Progressive opinion, which, yes, includes the odd Trotskyist;  but also many extremely moderate Centre-Left elements, e.g. Communists, Stalinists, Maoists, Anarchists, Leninists, Greens, EU Commissioners, and Our Junior Doctors.  And this coalition is just one of the reasons why there is going to be – literally – a landslide at the next General Election, whenever the cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May finally plucks up the courage to call it!

Detailed psephological analysis of the result, friends!

Friends, I – literally – implore you to concentrate when reading this next section, in which I acknowledge that there’s quite a bit of “heavy” analysis , along with some pretty complicated number-crunching!  But please persist, because if you read it long and hard,  you will find facts and statistics that you will have never read anywhere else before!

It comes from an internationally-respected, impeccably objective and heavyweight source, i.e. me, in my detailed analysis of the byelection result in today’s Guardian, viz:

The Sleaford byelection result is actually very encouraging for Labour, despite attempts by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled monopoly media, e.g. the so-called internet, to viciously claim otherwise!

If anyone doubts this, consider this:

In last week’s Hard-Right Richmond Park byelection, Labour won 1,515 votes – actually a pretty respectable result in a constituency that is – literally – 100% composed of 1%ers and Banksters.

Whereas, in the Far-Right Sleaford byelection, where practically all the voters are – literally – racist bigots, we won a full 3,363 votes!

That means our vote has more than doubled in a week!

And yet Hard-Right elements STILL claim that “Labour isn’t popular”! Talk about deluded!

Some people are going to – literally – get a shock when the next General Election results come through!

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Wow! I bet you’re all – literally – reeling from that analysis, friends! But then, this Blog literally didn’t get where it is today without having a reputation for political analysis that cannot be matched by any other Blog in the world, and indeed elsewhere!

Let us sing together, friends!

And finally [Phew! – J.C.  Oh hello, Jeremy! I was wondering when you’d – literally – pop up here, like a bad penny that’s literally gathered no moss under a bushel! Isn’t the Sleaford result literally thrilling? – L. No comment! – J.C.] it’s time for our little sing-song together!

And what could more be more appropriate on this – literally – joyful day than my specially updated version of that – literally – stirring chorus from the Red Flag?  (Organ, Diane!) All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our Jeremy all the time,

Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a General Election landslide,

Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and Red Tory traitors predictably sneer,

We’ll totally smash the evil Tory scum, and keep the Red Flag flying here!