Lefty’s Sunday Selection Of Greatest Tweets [Pull The Other One, Lefty! – J.C. What “Other One”, Jeremy? I Do Hope You’re Not Being Literally Smutty, Especially As You Have Written This In My Blog’s Headline! – L. No Comment! – J.C.], 4th-11th December

Hello, friends.

And once again, a – literally – very warm welcome to you all, for this latest roundup of some of my best Tweets [How you can say that with a straight face, Lefty, I’ll never know! – J.C. But Jeremy, I don’t have a “straight face” – actually, there’s literally no such thing. – L. Oh, all right, whatever. – J.C.] from the past seven days.

And what a week it’s literally been, eh friends!  I still can’t – literally – get over the result of the Sleaford byelection which as all shrewd, objective and heavyweight commentators – i.e. me – have pointed out, represents the start of the Great Progressive Left Fightback! Managing to push the Lincolnshire Independent candidate in to fifth place in such a literally Hard-Right den of bigotry and racism was no small achievement! [More like a tiny achievement, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be so literally negative! – L.]

Anyway, friends, I know that you are all – literally – dying to read the Tweets, so without further ado, here they – literally – are:

Sunday 4th December

Monday 5th December

Tuesday 6th December

Wednesday 7th December

Thursday 8th December

Friday 9th December

Saturday 10th December

Sunday 11th December (literally today, friends, for those of you literally reading this today!)

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Let us sing together, friends!

And now, friends – welcome to all our newcomers, by the way!  We’re a friendly little community here, as you can see! – it’s time for our traditional end-of-Blog sing-song! Which today is dedicated to our forthcoming victory in Our Supreme Court, when Our Judges will finally – literally – strike down vicious Hard-Right Brexit, which literally nobody wants apart from a few million bigoted people who have been totally brainwashed by the predictable lies of the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the so-called BBC, whose pro-Brexit bias is obvious to even the meanest intelligence, i.e. me.

So, friends – are you all literally ready? Good! (Organ, Diane!) All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our EU all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and win a Supreme Court Judgement landslide,
Though the Banksters and the 1% flinch, and anti-EU traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Brexiter scum, and keep Our EU Flag flying here!  
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2 thoughts on “Lefty’s Sunday Selection Of Greatest Tweets [Pull The Other One, Lefty! – J.C. What “Other One”, Jeremy? I Do Hope You’re Not Being Literally Smutty, Especially As You Have Written This In My Blog’s Headline! – L. No Comment! – J.C.], 4th-11th December

  1. LAST index 11 (22 including tweets).
    Suspect doping used to artificially improve this score – have contacted WADA who blame the Trots and Bolshies and a secret “literally”-manufacturing site capable of surreptitiously opening up a blogpost and inserting a “literally” where it shouldn’t be.

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  2. May I be the first prattling prelate to Bless the Good Ship Lefty as it sails from the Imperial and hideously white and militarist port of Hull and sallies forth onto the Red Sea and onwards towards municipal solidarity as expressed by the likes of Cuba and Burkini Fussy.
    Solidarity is our watchword, Captain Corbyn at the capstan and the girls who love a matelot (Thorberry and Abbott to name but two) gaily shovelling opprobrium and anti-racist retardant on the coals of the Fashistic Toriscum?

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