And I expect that you were all as amused and heartened as I was by the sight of the hated Bullingdon Bully Boy May being – literally – humiliated yesterday by Our EU friends, who literally snubbed her!
This video should be compulsory viewing for every single one of the 17,410,742 Hard-Right racists and bigots who viciously voted against Our EU on June 23rd!
In addition to all the other disasters which have literally befallen this so-called country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – in the six months since that literally dark day, this one literally takes the biscuit! The Emergency Budget with its tax rises and spending cuts, the devastated economy, the plunging stockmarket, the literally worthless £, the enormous hike in roaming charges, even World War III … all these appalling consequences – correctly forecast even if not all of them have not yet come to pass (Brexit hasn’t actually happened yet, friends!) – literally pale by comparison with the fact that the hated May was totally shunned by Our EU friends yesterday!
Literally humiliated, friends!
Seeing the Far-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May utterly humiliated by Our EU friends was simultaneously hysterically funny for those of us on the Progressive Left – who are, of course, notorious for our great sense of humour – but also, of course, deeply, deeply tragic for Britain. This country has now become – literally – the laughing stock of the world, and indeed elsewhere!
Needless to say, certain Hard-Right elements are predictably claiming that Our EU friends were being “spiteful and petty”. Nonsense! They were simply behaving as any normal friends do, when their very reasonable orders have been totally disobeyed.
Fortunately, there is a very simple solution to this dreadful situation. The hated May should simply announce that the whole idea of Brexit was the most appalling mistake, and beg Our EU friends for forgiveness. A few token gestures, e.g. increasing our budget contribution by another £10 billion/year or so, should help to soothe the bad feelings; and of course, since as all objective and respected economics experts – i.e. me – have in any case recently produced figures showing that for every £1 we pay in, we get at least £1000 back in terms of economic growth, we would actually gain from this.
So, friends: let us just cancel Hard-Right Brexit, along with all the vicious LIES about spending £350 trillion/day more on Our NHS – another Leave Camp LIE! – and work together with Our EU friends to build A People’s Europe, where all Hard-Right populism will be totally smashed, and all decisions will be made by experts, whose impartiality and accuracy cannot be questioned – or, at least, not without serious consequences for those who question them.
Let us sing together, friends!
So, friends, let us now celebrate the hated May’s total humiliation by – literally – coming together and singing my joyful ode to Our EU! [Oi Lefty! You’ve not even mentioned me today – what’s goin’ on? – J.C. Jeremy, you are not “goin’ on” for much longer! (Rather a witty riposte there, eh friends! And to think that Hard-Right elements claim that we on the Progressive Left have no sense of humour!) – L.]
OK, everyone! Are you all ready? [No! – J.C. Oh Jeremy – you are such a tease! – L.] Diane … no, actually, Emily: you haven’t played the organ for – literally – ages! Come on, woman – literally – pull your weight! Thanks! All together now, friends: