And first of all, I would like to wish all of you [Yeah – that’s just me, Lefty! Nobody else can be bothered to read your rubbish! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! That’s quite untrue! Friend Singer reads it just to count the “literally’s”, and then there’s Friend Archbishop, and Friend Catweazle, Friend Dave S., Friend State, Friend IHate and one or two others, besides! Readership of this Blog is now almost in to double figures! – L.] a very Happy Winterval Season!
Alas, due to ongoing Hard-Right Tory Austerity, I – literally – can not do this.
A warm greeting, friends!
So instead, I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas, friends!
But obviously I can’t do that either, because that would be Hate Speech.
So I shall just express my hope that you can all somehow find a way to cope with the next two weeks of viciously Hard-Right materialistic neoliberalism and Far-Right so-called Christianity which is literally nothing more than the worship of a totally false God who – literally – doesn’t exist, unlike Hard-Right Climate Change, which is literally destroying this Earth – and there is only one Earth, friends, apart from all the others – and indeed elsewhere, e.g. my native Mars.
Christmas Quiz, friends!
I shall – literally – be back in the New Year, with another roundup of Tweets, plus the answers to my Christmas Quiz [What Christmas Quiz is this, Lefty? I haven’t seen this! – J.C. Oh, Jeremy! You can be so dense at times! I mean the Christmas Quiz that I’ll be publishing next Christmas, 2017. – L. Oh right, whatever. – J.C.]
Until then, friends, stay strong, and remember, as you greedily tuck in to your Hard-Right so-called Christmas Lunch, that literally millions of children are literally starving to death literally every day in Far-Right Foodbanks in this so-called country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – and that we must campaign vigorously for them to get the vote, so they can then help us to unelect this – literally – totally unelected Tory Government.
So, friends, without more ado, here are last week’s Tweets:
Sunday 11th December
Monday 12th December
Tuesday 13th December
Wednesday 14th December
Thursday 15th December
Friday 16th December
Saturday 17th December
Sunday 18th December
Let us sing together, friends!
OK, friends, for the final time [Phew! – J.C.], at least in 2016 [Pity it’s not forever, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be so damn curmudgeonly! It’s Christmas, for – literally – Christ’s sake! Groan! – J.C.] let us sing together! As Diane and Emily have already gone off together for their Winterval Fortnight in Cuba, is there one of you who could play the organ for us? Friend Archbishop? Thanks! OK, friends, all together now: