Hello, friends.
And isn’t the result of today’s Referendum held by Our Supreme Court Judges utterly wonderful, friends?
For those of you who want my detailed, objective psephological analysis of the vote, here – literally – goes:
Our Supreme Court Judges have rejected vicious Hard-Right Brexit by a margin of 8-3 votes – that’s a 72.73% vote in favour of Our EU on a 100% turnout, friends!
This is actually an even better result than the one forecast by the Hard-Right Murdoch-controlled Media, e.g. Our BBC, who predicted a few weeks ago that it would only be a 63.64% vote (7-4) in favour of Our EU! This strongly increased majority since then plainly indicates a massive swing in popular opinion towards our EU!
For those of us on the Progressive Left, this is surely the happiest day for us since that literally dark day of 23rd June last year, when a tiny handful of 17,410,742 Hard-Right bigots and racists – who, let it never be forgotten, friends, represent absolutely nobody but themselves – viciously voted against Our EU!
TWO Referendums in favour of Our EU, friends!
Since that literally dark day, however, we have now had a further two Referendums of Our Judges – the first one being, as you may remember, back in November, which was objectively reported here – and both of which have provided heavy majorities in favour of Remain. Indeed, the first Referendum, held on 3rd November, resulted in a 100% – yes, you didn’t misread that, friends, 100%! – vote (3-0) in favour of Our EU, also on a 100% turnout.
This second Referendum has, admittedly, not provided quite such a large majority for Our EU – but there were doubtless a few Hard-Right racist bigots amongst Our Judges this time, who’d been reading rather too much of the Daily Mail recently! (As an aside, friends, isn’t a relief to know that literally nobody reads that particular Far-Right racist rag any more, apart from a few million bigoted people who’ve been totally brainwashed by its predictable LIES!)
100% turnout, friends!
Nonetheless, today’s Referendum, like last November’s one, also achieved a 100% turnout, which really puts – literally – in to context last June’s so-called Referendum, in which the turnout was a pathetic, paltry 72.2%!
Friends, we have now had three Referendums on Our EU since last June, and the most recent two have both delivered – literally – crushing majorities in favour of Our EU. May I suggest, with all the due humility that those of us on the Progressive Left are justly notorious for, that the result of this latest Referendum be respected?
Is it really too much to hope for, friends, that the Hard-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May and this totally unelected Tory Government now listen to the democratic will of the people – expressed so eloquently through their democratically unelected representatives, namely Our Judges – and abandons Brexit, literally full-stop?
Isn’t it time for the viciously Hard-Right, racist Leave Camp to finally – literally – throw in the towel, and concede defeat? Especially given that we now know that all their LIES uttered during the first Referendum campaign – do you remember them, friends? “£350 billion extra every single day for Our NHS from 24.6.16 if there’s a vote for Leave! No ifs, no buts!” emblazoned on a Hard-Right omnibus of distinctly racist and reactionary tendencies – were an outrageous LIE, friends!
Puzzled, friends!
One thing does puzzle me, friends. Ever since the Supreme Court Referendum result was announced, Jeremy’s mood has taken a distinct turn for the worse! I’ve been trying to cheer him up, e.g. by repeatedly telling him that the result of this latest Referendum may encourage Labour MPs to vote against activating Article 50, but if anything, this just seemed to depress him still further. What could be – literally – eating him, do you think, friends? And how can I – literally – lift his mood, do you think? [Well, you could try reading my last post here on your Blog, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Sorry, I keep forgetting about that! I’m just so busy at the moment! Fear not, though, I’ll take a look some time in the next few months! – L.]
Let us sing together, friends!
Anyway, friends, it’s time for our little sing-song together! And to celebrate the result of today’s Referendum, let us sing my specially adapted version of an “old classic”, which was last performed here back in December. It’s the real thing [Groan! – J.C.] to get us all – literally – going, and I have even assembled a new Band to perform it!
Lineup:
Tiny Tom Fallon: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Our Gina: Loadsa Money, Backing Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Dame Anna Sobriety: Backing Vocals, Bass Shandy [With plenty of gin, please! Hic! A.S.]
Our Supreme Court Judges: Harmony Vocals, Brexit Blockers
Kenny Clarke: Drums and Cigars
Readers: Please feel free to – literally – sing along, friends! All together now:
Out of the sky for Our EU
Stop the rain from falling
If Our EU asked me to.
I’d do anything for Our EU
Its wish is my command
I could literally move a mountain when
Our EU’s grant is in my hand.
How much Our EU means to me
There must be some other way
To make you Far-Right bigots see
If it takes endless Budget contributions
You know you’d – literally – pay the price
Literally everything that you possess
I’d gladly sacrifice.
The sweetest song
That I could sing
Oh Jean Claude baby, oh baby
To Our EU I guess
The UK is just a clown
Which picks you up
Each time you’re down
Oh baby, oh baby.
A taste of Single Market access to
Build my hopes upon
You know you got
The power
To keep the UK stayin’ in
So now you got
The best of May
Come on and
Take the rest of May
Oh Jean Claude baby.
We seem so far apart
Maybe given time
The UK’ll have a change of heart
If it takes a few more Supreme Court Judgements then
I’m prepared to wait
The day we give our sovereignty to Our EU
Won’t be a day too late.
The sweetest song
That I could sing
Oh Jean Claude baby, oh baby.
The UK’s just a clown
Which picks you up
Each time you’re down
Oh baby, oh baby
EU gives me just
A taste of bureaucracy to
Build my hopes upon
You know you got
The power boys
To keep UK stayin’ in.
So now you got
The best of May
Come on and
Take the rest of May
Oh Jean Claude baby
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Literally wonderful news Lefty but my mate Ron and me are confused. Is our Jeremy our Jeremy or still the hated Corbyn far right plant of the evil May Junta?
Have you launched a truly progressive coup and displaced Corbyn ( ?)
Or literally the vilest of thoughts – are you a hard right plant dedicated to the destruction of all we progressives hold dear?
My mate Ron is ,as i write, gazing at his gallery of heroes on the side of he dumpster.
They are all there- Soubry, Castro, Lenin, Barroso, Fallon. Maitlis( he likes her a lot for some odd reason) and his special one Erich Honneker late of the wonderful progressive East Germany.
Yes it is literally wonderful news but as true progressives we need to know who is running this blog. You or Corbyn ( still nee Jeremy until confirmation of his rehabilitation).
I am going to lie down now it is all too much -literally.
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Friend Dave! As you have kindly agreed to play the organ in future Blogs – unlike the hated Hard-Right Singer – I will tell you this much.
I am in charge of this Blog – always have been, always will be. There is absolutely no way in which Jeremy can stop me. He does not, for one thing, have the necessary technical knowledge that would be required to literally “pull the plug” on this Blog, causing it to disappear in to the ether, like a Hard-Right Trojan Horse looking for a needle behind a bolted stable door, which cannot be opene
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Ron and me are literally relieved. Of what we are not at liberty to say.
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Letfly. Your latest musical extravaganza is truly stunning (it stopped me literally dead in my tracts). I propose that immediately it should be adopted as Britain’s entry to the European Song Contest, with the judges literally performing as a backing group. With its adoration of the EU (this I presume, not having literallyvthe stomach yet to read all of it) it will be a dead cert winner ( no more humiliating nul points).
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Fantastic news after these past dark days Friends!,this result makes me more hopeful that Our Jeremy will win the 2 by-elections. The only concern I have is that 3 of the judges are in need of re-EUcation. I’ll spend rest of the day singing that Bowie classic Jean Gina Miller.
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Think we need a Lefty Hymnbook here!
This would grace the pages in all senses, and feel that-between us all-we have a Consensual Canon of songs ditties and bawdy classics now to sing in the juice bar, the chapel and indeed in the churches.
Seven Juncker Nights.
Pulling Brussels from a Shell.
Monnet Monnet
Monnet, Monnet, Monnet
Monnet( That`s What I Want)
Soubry Coming Round the Mountains When She Comes.
Roll Out The Farron
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Thank you, Friend Archbishop! Lefty’s Little Read Hymnbook has a certain ring about it! Any other suggestions for songs welcome!
By the way, the LibDem Leader [Ha! – J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Good to see you here BTL! Are you looking forward to PMQs this afternoon, btw? I’ve already written my Tweet about your literally amazing performance! – L. No comment! – J.C.] should be referred to henceforward as Tom Fallon.
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Did you know that the nannagram for Tim Farron is
” A Minor Fart”?
Who said we lefties don`t have a funny bone?
I have of course shot the lady who told me this-deviationism is NOT devotionism.
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NEW COMPETITION
compose a witty, but serious nannogram of our illustrious Archbishopdougalmcguireprimateofalltheirelands
Literally massive prizes.
First Prize: copy of Letfly’s Little Book Of – Literally – Lies;
2nd Prize: two copies of Letfly’s Little Book Of – Literally – Lies;
3rd Prize: Letfly’s Literally Huge Book Of Truths (in preparation, progress very slow).
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What a tribute here Singer my Verger who verges on the Greatness of Destinies.
But so many options-my mitre spins and I`m in a tizz now.
Got the Birds of Pray in tomorrow(my nuns) and will ask them to apply themselves to this task as they polish my speculum and my cycling proficiency badge of the Bogs 1978.
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Well quelle suprise Letfly has won the competition. Unfortunately it is so scatological that it isn’t for lay eyes. His pre- lateness has agreed to send it, wrapped in asbestos, to the Vatican, there to be interred with other highly sensitive literature in the deepest vault (attended by blind, giant albino monks).
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I literally canna fathom it, Letfly responds to other correspondents here, but all I literally get is the frigid acromioclavicular joint*. Repeatedly also I am literally and distainfully characterized as “the hated Hard-Right Singer”; this despite my literally overwhelming supportive comments regarding his literary (and literally) skills and his facility for musak composition.
* = ye literal “cauld shouther” in the glens
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Singer-may I refer you to the Good Book-that of Depeche Modus
“People Are People so why should it be?
That we should get along so awfully”
“People Are Basically the Same”
Be Good to Each Other”-Book of Master Derek Batey
Late of Mr and Mrs-for further corroboration.
Do I detect a Jamiesons nod this Robbie Burns Neet?
SOL and you-a Tandem of Triumph.
Let me me your guide wheel for the Totemic Troika of Trikes. Candles and bells are what Oi`m about as an Irish broth of a bhuoy….
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Fiend [Sic! – J.C. Indeed, Jeremy! Fried Singer is literally a fiend! – L. Groan! – J.C.] Singer! In the words of the Hard-Right Hardy [I totally despair! – J.C. Oh come on, Jeremy! Your performance at PMQs yesterday wasn’t that bad! – L. No comment! – J.C.]:
“I have – literally – nothing to say” to you. [He didn’t literally say “literally” did he, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! You can be so literally literal-minded at times! – L.]
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At long last my literally mythical status has been properly recognized – fiend indeed! Don’t yew go crossing any bridges now will you? Unless brandishing magna of Jamiesons (at a pinch Creme de Menthe will do).
If you have literally nothing to say to me
– then sing baby sing!!
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