My Piece In Today’s Guardian, In Which I Literally Refute The Findings Of A Hard-Right Opinion Poll That Viciously Claims That Labour May [Groan! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! That Wasn’t An Intentional Pun! – L.] Not Win The Next Election By a Landslide, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And here is my latest piece in today’s Far-Right Guardian, in response to the news that a new opinion poll has viciously suggested that Labour may not necessarily win the next election by a landslide.

As ever, I’ve provided a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, below this piece.

Only a third of voters think Labour will win an election by 2025, poll suggests – Politics live

Friends! While on the face of it, these latest opinion poll findings are not entirely encouraging for those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are still quite a few of us, friends, despite the attempts of the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the Hard-Right Guardian, to downplay our popularity – there are a few encouraging nuggets amongst the data, e.g.:

1. A clear majority of people questioned – 51%, in fact – believe that a Labour Government will be elected by the year 2040, at the very latest. And while 2040 may sound quite a long time away, it is actually quite surprising how fast time flies when one is engaged in useful and productive activities, e.g. marching against Hard-Right Brexit, which is not wanted by anyone, apart from a tiny handful of 17,410,742 uneducated bigots who didn’t know what they were voting for, and who in any case were taken in by the LIES of the Leave Camp, e.g. that notorious LIE about £350billion/day for Our NHS, which was such an outrageous LIE, not even Joseph Goebbels himself ever dared to peddle it!

2. As the Hard-Right Red Tory Traitor Harold Wilson once remarked, “A week is a long time in politics”. And as I myself so wisely remarked as recently as in 2010, it is surely only a matter of time before the scales – literally – fall from people’s eyes, and they realise that they have – literally – been sold a Far-Right pup by this totally unelected Tory Government, and that Socialism on the lines of that remarkably successful country, Our Venezuela, is the answer.

3. So-called “opinion polls” are in any case merely neoliberal tools of the 1% and Banksters, and cannot be trusted. As recently as May 2015, for instance, it looked as though Our Ed was going to cruise to victory in the totally rigged General Election, right up until the Hard-Right Exit Poll was viciously published at 10pm on Election Night, at which point all of us on the Progressive Left realised that we had made a literally fatal mistake in picking the Far-Right Red Tory Traitor Miliband as Leader, as proved by the fact that millions of Labour voters, disgusted by his fervently Hard-Right neoliberalism, decided to vote for UKIP and the Tories in protest.

So: “What Is To Be Done?” [Lenin]

The most important thing, friends, is for those of us on the Progressive Left to listen extremely carefully to working people.

We must let them tell us, in the frankest way possible, about what they think is wrong about today’s society – which Thatcher destroyed – along with all of their anxieties about the present, and their fears regarding the future.

It is only by doing this, friends, that we can then fully understand what they are thinking, and thereby put their minds at rest by explaining to them exactly how and why they are wrong.

Smash, friends!

And then, friends, we must totally smash this totally unelected Tory Government! Fortunately, this is not as difficult as some people might think. Because, by building a broad alliance of Progressive Left elements – e.g. Trotskyists, Leninists, Stalinists, Maoists, Anarchists, Communists, Greens, EU Commissioners and Our Junior Doctors – we can then mobilise the mass power of working people, e.g. students, to totally crush the widely-hated Bullingdon Bully Boy May and her vicious gang of criminally Far-Right sociopaths, i.e. this totally unelected Tory Government!

And until that happy day literally dawns, friends, those of us on the Progressive Left will forever be – literally – revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/feb/07/only-a-third-of-voters-think-labour-will-win-an-election-by-2025-poll-suggests-politics-live#comment-92716590

 

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8 thoughts on “My Piece In Today’s Guardian, In Which I Literally Refute The Findings Of A Hard-Right Opinion Poll That Viciously Claims That Labour May [Groan! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! That Wasn’t An Intentional Pun! – L.] Not Win The Next Election By a Landslide, Friends!

  1. Yawn.
    Why is it that once again you miss out an important segment of society in your latest rant? This deliberate slight has been pointed out to you by yours untruly (and unruly) without apparent effect –
    “….building a broad alliance of Progressive Left elements – e.g. Trotskyists, Leninists, Stalinists, Maoists, Anarchists, Communists, Greens, EU Commissioners, Our Junior Doctors AND THE MASS RANKS OF SOUTHERN TRAIN DOOR SHUTTERS – we can then mobilise the mass power of working people, e.g. students, to totally crush the widely-hated Bullingdon Bully Boy May…”

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  2. Lefty what have you done. Dave broke free and somehow read your replies in the Guardian. He is now literally unhinged.
    Is Lefty a hard right stooge even harder right than May and the17 million plus Brexiteers? Dave has stolen yet another dustcart( the true working class vehicle of choice) and is going to hunt you down and crush you like a cockroach
    How dare you trifle with the honest progressives of the world. We love our Jeremy our Fidel our Eu our Lenin and our Dianne and thought you one of us. Singer is right.

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  3. Ron. How would I recognize Dave? I am afeared that I and my kin are in deadly peril from a dumster-wielding Dave (or perhaps from one of his acolytes) who will seek me out after dispatching Letfly (who thoroughly deserves his deserts). Every time a dumpster crossed my bridge my hearts went into overdrive. I have been forced to retreat to beneath a Chinese-style footbridge that afford little opportunities for concealment. Gruff bullies are free to roam anywhere.
    I understand that outpatient numbers have gone through the roof as partially crushed, far right scum flood in, telling tales of rampaging sanitation vehicles.

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  4. Friend Singer. You are safe . Dave tried to steal a dustcart from Sunderland Corporation but has been arrested. We have arranged bail but he has to go back to the Kinnock memorial farm near Abergavenny. There he will be restrained and hopefully learn that our Jeremy and Lefty are not the same person. He was getting like all progressives very confused. When he sees reason he will literally love our Jeremy and hate the false hard right Lefty.
    Note that the false hard right Lefty corrected my spelling. The real Lefty would not have done it
    Where is the real Lefty?

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  5. Ron. I don’t like the idea of Dave being subject to cruel and unusual treatment in the heart of the Principality.
    I did notice with all your worries and tribulations that Letfly was only concerned with your spelling. Has he always been like this, has he changed or has he been replaced by someone from the ultra-right (= the dreaded Greens)?

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