And a – literally – very happy Hard-Right Valentine’s Day to you all! Let’s hope we can all – literally – massacre [Groan! – J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! How’s that Shadow Cabinet reshuffle going, by the way? Have you managed to find out who any of these people that you must sack actually are, yet? – L. No comment! – J.C.] all the Hard-Right elements who are literally destroying this world, and indeed elsewhere, with their literally vicious neoliberalism!
Hope you’ll all enjoy this – if I may say so – rather thoughtful piece I wrote in the Far-Right Guardian this morning, in support of Our Archbishop of Canterbury. I guess you could say I wrote it Justin time [Groan! – J.C.] for publication! (Not a bad little joke there eh, friends! And to think that Hard-Right elements claim that we on the Progressive Left have no sense of humour!).
Anyway, here it is, friends. As ever, there’s a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, provided below the piece.
Archbishop of Canterbury suggests Brexit ‘in fascist tradition’
Friends! Not for the first time, Our Archbishop of Canterbury has – literally – hit the nail on the head, although sadly, as happens all too often, he has rather spoiled his comment with the sort of understatement that we have come to expect from him.
The vote for Brexit last year was, it hardly need be said, a typical display of Fascism, with a tiny handful of 17,410,742 Hard-Right bigots and racists – who, let it never be forgotten, represented absolutely nobody but themselves – viciously voting against Our EU, because they (a) literally didn’t know what they were voting for, and (b) had been totally taken in by the flagrant LIES of the Leave Camp, i.e. £350 billion/day for Our NHS to be paid from 24.6.16 onwards, which as we all now know was a great fat LIE!
And if anyone doubts that this was sheer, unmitigated Fascism, just consider this. Despite Our Petition, which contained several million signatures from all over the world, and indeed elsewhere, this totally unelected Tory Government has rejected the idea of a Second Referendum, which after all is one of the most longstanding and indeed sacred traditions of Our EU for those all-too-frequent occasions when a first Referendum has delivered the incorrect result.
One thing puzzles me, friends. Given that Our Justin clearly speaks for us, The 48% – which, let it never be forgotten, is a clear majority in all but the mathematical sense – why is it that the Church of England suffers from “declining numbers”? Or is this just a typical smear from the Far-Right Guardian?
I guess the answer has to be that (like Our Labour Party), the problem is to do with the politics of the Church of England.
They are, quite simply, not nearly Left-wing enough, friends! I sometimes hear, disturbingly, comments from senior Churchmen about strange, Fascistic concepts like the Hard-Right so-called “God”, who is a deeply patriarchal, sexist – dare I say? Yes, I do – Fascist character, who is no more elected than this totally unelected Tory Government, and yet who seems to think that He can just – literally – throw His weight about.
Given that He doesn’t even exist, this is pretty appalling stuff, friends! I do hope that in future, the Archbishop, and indeed the CoE, will steer completely clear of all this “religious” nonsense, and instead stick to the really important subjects: namely, how to (a) prevent Hard-Right Brexit, which literally nobody wants, (b) overthrow Trump, who as we all now know literally stole the election from Our Hillary, and (c) make sure that this totally unelected Tory Government is totally unelected as quickly as possible.
That, friends, would surely be the right – or should I say, Left [Groan! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! You’re going to confuse Far-Right Guardian readers with another J.C.! – S.] – thing for the Church of England to do.