And I expect you’re all still literally reeling at the news of Our Owen’s departure from the Far-Right Twitter, aren’t you, friends? Must admit, I literally didn’t get a wink of sleep last night, as I literally tossed [Sic! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! As the Hard-Right Harry H. Corbett used to say, you really are a dirty old man! – L. No comment! – J.C.] and turned, all the while literally sobbing uncontrollably at the news of this truly tragic tragedy.
Owen will be sorely missed as a leading Voice of The Progressive Left on Twitter and indeed elsewhere, friends! Fortunately, however, there is someone who is amply qualified to fill his shoes, although, alas, sheer modesty forbids me to name
me this highly distinguished person.
Hey ho, I guess that’s what happens to someone who challenges Jeremy for the Leadership [For the millionth time, that was Owen Smith, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Frankly, I don’t give a damn! It was an Owen! And for the millionth time, please stop exaggerating! – L.], friends! I did warn the widely-hated, widely-unknown Jones about the truly terrifying consequences that would flow from his literally fatal decision, at the time, in this Blog post, but alas, he didn’t listen. And now look what’s happened to him!
Anyway, friends, on to the main point [Ha! – J.C.] of this particular Blog: the best part of two weeks’ worth of tweets [I’d say it was the worst part, Lefty! – J.C. Jeremy, I am growing more than a little weary of your literally snide remarks! You’ll be going on my Little List at this rate, and sooner than you think! – L.]. And, without further ado, here they are:
Sunday 26th February
Monday 27th February
Tuesday 28th February
Wednesday 1st March
Thursday 2nd March
Friday 3rd March
Tuesday 7th March
Wednesday 8th March
Thursday 9th March
Friday 10th March
Saturday 11th March
Sunday 12th March
NB: Due to Tory Austerity, today’s sing-song has been viciously cancelled.