The Cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s Vicious Plan To Hold A General Election On June 8th Is – Literally – Nothing More Than An Undemocratic Coup Which Must Be Resisted By All Of Us On The Progressive Left, Friends! My Piece In The Far-Right Guardian Today.

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you are all as excited and happy as I am that the cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May is viciously calling a General Election for June 8th!

She is obviously doing this because she is – literally – terrified that Jeremy’s steadily increasing popularity and stature in the country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – will lead to a landslide in 2020, and she is trying to postpone that – literally – evil day by the totally dishonest tactic of bringing the election forward, in an underhand attempt to steal a victory by amassing more votes than any other party.

Of course, friends, she will not succeed. And to make sure of that, we on the Progressive Left must make sure that this totally undemocratic General Election does not take place!

Anne Perkins – Our Anne – has set out this argument very clearly in the Far-Right Guardian today, and I have nothing to add to it except [I thought that this was too good to be true, Lefty!J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Doubtless you’re looking forward to the Election as much as I am?L. No comment!J.C.] my very wise and erudite comment which I have reproduced below, in which I very wisely argue for whatever it is I am arguing for. (Sorry, friends, the sheer shock of this vicious General Election announcement has – literally – turned me inside out.)

As always, I’ve provided a link to the original article and my comment, along with replies to it, below this piece.

This is no general election, it’s a coup – MPs have a duty to stop Theresa May

Well said, Anne.

It is just typical of the cowardly Hard-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May that she is viciously calling a General Election that literally nobody wants, apart from that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots and racists who voted against the explicitly clear orders of Our Experts last June, and who still fail to accept that they – literally – lost, owing to their uneducated belief that 52% of votes cast somehow constitutes a “majority”, whereas of course it – literally – doesn’t.

This totally unelected Tory Government is, of course, totally unelected; and it is utterly outrageous that given this deplorable state of affairs it should seek to be re-elected, when literally nobody will vote for it apart from a few million people who have been predictably brainwashed by the Hard-Right LIES of the Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. Our BBC, whose anti-Left, pro-EU bias is obvious to even the meanest intelligence, e.g. me.

Worse than Hitler, friends!

This totally unwanted General Election – which literally no-one has voted for – must be scrapped, and replaced by Our Second Referendum, which will give people the opportunity to vote against Hard-Right Extreme Tory Brexit and which, if the incorrect answer is given again, will provide for further Referendums until the correct decision has been obtained.

And until our demands are met, we on the Progressive Left (and there are still quite a few of us, friends, despite the recent tragic passing of some of our leading lights, e.g. Our Fidel, the People’s Dictator, and Our Martin, the People’s Terrorist) will forever be – literally – revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/18/general-election-coup-mps-theresa-may#comment-96770713

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6 thoughts on “The Cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s Vicious Plan To Hold A General Election On June 8th Is – Literally – Nothing More Than An Undemocratic Coup Which Must Be Resisted By All Of Us On The Progressive Left, Friends! My Piece In The Far-Right Guardian Today.

  1. Letfly. No doubt you will now be so busy over the next weeks that you won’t be able to devote your considerable energies to this blog. No more Sunday tatfests? Oh what a terrible shame! How will we manage? Tyd-villains will have to manage without their usual tat infusion.
    How will the guillemots vote in your Rockall constituency? You’ll have your work cut out against the SNP who are promising to repatriate fisheries. You don’t want to lose your reputation as the F*ckall Rockall MP.

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  2. The Bolshevik faction is ready and primed. Action not words. Literally. Derek Pufflet and his midgets stand ready to lend their energies, as do we all progressives, to ensure the inevitable victory of our Jeremy and the consigning of the hated May to the dustbin of history. Little Dimitri, Lola Madrigal and her new love Ron, Olga and Ivan and even the Trabant are at the disposal of the working class revolution .
    This is 1917 all over again. 100 years later and we reds are on the way back.

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    1. Guardian style analysis:

      “The Bolshevik faction is ready and primed”.
      Ambiguous analogy here, does it refer to a blunderbuss (ready to explode) or a wall (ready to be covered up)?

      “Action not words. Literally.”

      But these are words not actions, literally!

      “Derek Pufflet and his midgets stand ready to lend their energies, as do we all progressives…”

      Even more inaction!!

      “Little Dimitri, Lola Madrigal and her new love Ron, Olga and Ivan and even the Trabant are at the disposal of the working class revolution “.

      What a shower. Shock revelation about Lola and Ron (does Ron reciprocate?) Russians interfering in other peoples’ elections again? Surprising prediction about the disposal of the revolution.

      “This is 1917 all over again.”

      In other words, 100 years out of date.

      “we reds are on the way back”.

      And look how that turned out.

      F- must try harder.

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  3. Another disgraceful slur on our Russian friends. They are ensuring that the memories of 1917 are not forgotten and stand ready to bring about the socialist revolution that Lefty and friend Jeremy are literally prepared to die for if necessary. I think.
    You will notice that our Scottish friend Tavish McScoum has not been mentioned . He has returned to Glasgow there to spread the true socialist doctrine as expounded by Derek Pufflet ( not forgetting the midgets ) , He hopes to turn Nicola into a true friend if only she can be persuaded to see reason and embrace the unity of the working classes – which no doubt includes Tavish personally- and become a Scots Joan of Arc and inspire the clans to rise again .
    You will not refer to Ron and Lola Madrigal again. Theirs is a pure and wonderful love and we mere mortals should hold our tongues.

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  4. Daffyd delirious and dramatic (overly)

    I have no doubt your (not our) Russian “Friends” are here to ensure memories of 1917 (ie civil war with the Whites) are not forgotten.

    I had noticed the absence of Tavish (also known as Ravish) of Clan McScrotum, and I assumed he had headed north, but to threaten Nicola with his faux sporran. I see her more as a Boudica than a Joan d’Arc, ready to burn Londinium to the ground.

    I am really surprised at Ron, perhaps he has never recovered from the loss of his bronze Jeremy. What is it with these bewhiskered old wrinklies that attracts our youf like Ron?

    Who are you calling mortal? Know your place inferior running dog

    Peace be upon this land, attacked as it is by rampant Tory scum.
    .
    😈

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