And I expect that you are all as excited and happy as I am that the cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May is viciously calling a General Election for June 8th!
She is obviously doing this because she is – literally – terrified that Jeremy’s steadily increasing popularity and stature in the country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – will lead to a landslide in 2020, and she is trying to postpone that – literally – evil day by the totally dishonest tactic of bringing the election forward, in an underhand attempt to steal a victory by amassing more votes than any other party.
Of course, friends, she will not succeed. And to make sure of that, we on the Progressive Left must make sure that this totally undemocratic General Election does not take place!
Anne Perkins – Our Anne – has set out this argument very clearly in the Far-Right Guardian today, and I have nothing to add to it except [I thought that this was too good to be true, Lefty! – J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Doubtless you’re looking forward to the Election as much as I am? – L. No comment! – J.C.] my very wise and erudite comment which I have reproduced below, in which I very wisely argue for whatever it is I am arguing for. (Sorry, friends, the sheer shock of this vicious General Election announcement has – literally – turned me inside out.)
As always, I’ve provided a link to the original article and my comment, along with replies to it, below this piece.
This is no general election, it’s a coup – MPs have a duty to stop Theresa May
Well said, Anne.
It is just typical of the cowardly Hard-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May that she is viciously calling a General Election that literally nobody wants, apart from that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots and racists who voted against the explicitly clear orders of Our Experts last June, and who still fail to accept that they – literally – lost, owing to their uneducated belief that 52% of votes cast somehow constitutes a “majority”, whereas of course it – literally – doesn’t.
This totally unelected Tory Government is, of course, totally unelected; and it is utterly outrageous that given this deplorable state of affairs it should seek to be re-elected, when literally nobody will vote for it apart from a few million people who have been predictably brainwashed by the Hard-Right LIES of the Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. Our BBC, whose anti-Left, pro-Brexit bias is obvious to even the meanest intelligence, e.g. me.
Worse than Hitler, friends!
This totally unwanted General Election – which literally no-one has voted for – must be scrapped, and replaced by Our Second Referendum, which will give people the opportunity to vote against Hard-Right Extreme Tory Brexit and which, if the incorrect answer is given again, will provide for further Referendums until the correct decision has been obtained.
And until our demands are met, we on the Progressive Left (and there are still quite a few of us, friends, despite the recent tragic passing of some of our leading lights, e.g. Our Fidel, the People’s Dictator, and Our Martin, the People’s Terrorist) will forever be – literally – revolting!