And I expect you’ve all noticed that, since my resumption of tweeting last Monday, the Tory lead over Labour has been – literally – slashed! Could these two events be in any way related, I can hear you all ask? [No! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Why do you always have to be such a literally damp squib? Are you as excited as I am about your forthcoming move in to 10 Downing Street in less than 2 weeks’ time, by the way? – L. No comment! – J.C.].
Well, friends, as I’m sure you all realise, sheer modesty prevents me from answering that particular question! But one thing is certain: the effect of my Progressive Left tweets and this Blog on British politics is – literally – immeasurable. [So immeasurable, in fact, Lefty, that nobody has ever bothered to measure it! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! I am growing more than a little weary of your literally cheap jokes at my expense! Kindly – literally – buzz off! – L.]
Anyway, enough of all this Hard-Right banter [Some mistake, surely, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be so literally literal-minded! – L.]. Here’s the latest batch of tweets:
Sunday 14th May
(Hard Break for 8 days)
Monday 22nd May
Tuesday 23rd May
Wednesday 24th May
Thursday 25th May
A tweet about a certain Rufus Hound’s conspiracy theory.
And after he deleted it … someone kindly captured a screen-shot, which can be found in the first reply to this tweet:
Friday 26th May
Saturday 27th May