Saveed Miliband’s “Guardian” Pieces, Part 21: Five Comments (The Hated T. May; The Racist Omnibus LIE Re Our NHS; Our Hillary’s Non-Existent Health Problem; Brexit; And Our Owen/The Hated Jones) From September 2016

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re getting as – literally – fed-up as I am about all the LIES being peddled about Jeremy’s aspiration to abolish all student debt, past and present, aren’t you, friends?

No Far-Right, racist omnibus, friends!

As we all know, no so-called “pledge” can be taken seriously unless it (a) contains the firm promise implicit in the word “Let’s”, and (b) is emblazoned on the side of a Far-Right omnibus. And since neither of these – literally – vital conditions were fulfilled in Jeremy’s statement that he would deal with all student debts, this claim that he was lying is a great fat Far-Right LIE!

Anyway, having cleared up this vicious Hard-Right LIE and SMEAR, here’s the latest instalment of Saveed’s Greatest Hit-ettes: five pieces I wrote in the Far-Right Guardian last September. As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.

 

Theresa May, a safe pair of hands as prime minister? Don’t you believe it (article by Abi Wilkinson, 8.9.16)

Friends! The Far-Right May is literally even worse than the Hard-Right Thatcher.

Fortunately, friends, following Jeremy’s stunning performance in last night’s Question Time, in which he literally slaughtered the widely-unknown, widely-hated, Far-Right racist neoliberal Owen Jones – or whatever his name is – it will not be long till the widely-hated, Hard-Right neoliberal racist May will be literally destroyed in a General Election.

No wonder, friends, that the Tories are literally terrified of Jeremy, which is why they keep attacking him!

My Blog, as ever, shows the way:

https://supportourjeremy.wordpress.com/2016/09/09/what-a-literally-stunning-performance-by-jeremy-in-which-he-literally-wiped-the-floor-with-the-totally-unknown-widely-hated-far-right-red-tory-traitor-owen-jones-or-whatever-his-name-is-who-cares/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/08/theresa-may-capable-dont-believe-it-troll-tweet-stunning-oversight-cruel-home-secretary#comment-82890940

 

Brexit camp abandons £350m-a-week NHS funding pledge (report, 10.9.16)

Friends! The Leave Campaign’s Battle Bus slogan read as follows, and I quote it exactly:

“We send the EU £350 million a week. Let’s fund our NHS instead”.

This, friends, was a very clear pledge indeed, about which absolutely no other interpretation can be taken, namely that:

If there is a vote for Leave on 23rd June, then from 24th June, an extra £350 million per week – not a penny less, probably actually several billion pounds more – will be spent on Our NHS every single day. No ifs, no buts.

Now that this firm Referendum pledge – literally written in blood in the Leave Campaign’s Referendum Manifesto, and literally signed in blood by all of their leading figures – can be clearly seen to have been literally abandoned, it is surely time for the Leave Campaign to admit that their grotesque attempt to subvert democracy has totally failed, and to call off this whole “leave the EU” nonsense, which only a tiny handful of 17,410,742 racists viciously and undemocratically voted for in any case, and who would certainly not have done, had this LIE about Our NHS not been viciously promulgated in the first place.

By contrast, friends, those of us on the Remain side can literally hold our heads high, as no-one can possibly accuse us of in any way attempting to mislead the electorate during the campaign, given that all of our firm promises of what would happen in the aftermath of a Leave vote – e.g. economic Armageddon, accelerating Climate Change, World War III, higher roaming charges and redundancies in Brussels – have all come true, or at any rate will, should the literally fatal step of implementing Article 50 be taken.

No wonder, friends, that we Remainers – and we are in the majority, friends, i.e. 48% of us – are revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/10/brexit-camp-abandons-350-million-pound-nhs-pledge#comment-83027689

 

Hillary Clinton had a terrible weekend. The alternative is far, far worse (article by Richard Wolffe, 12.9.16)

Friends! The allegation that Our Hillary had any kind of health problem yesterday is yet another totally predictable Hard-Right neoliberal lie, peddled by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, i.e. the so-called Internet.

And in any case, friends, I am pleased to announce that she has now made a full recovery.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/11/hillary-clinton-terrible-weekend-alternative-worse#comment-83070148

 

David Cameron gambled and lost – he had to go (article by Martin Kettle, 12.9.16)

Friends! The Hard-Right neoliberal Camoron has literally destroyed this country!

Not merely did he promise a totally unnecessary, totally unwanted and above all totally undemocratic so-called Referendum on Our EU, he then – by dint of an act of unparalleled incompetence, i.e. winning the totally rigged 2015 Election, which Labour would have won had it not been for the vicious Exit Poll, plus the fact that the Far-Right Miliband’s fervent neoliberalism literally forced millions of Labour voters to vote for the Tories and UKIP in protest – irresponsibly implemented this reckless promise, with the totally disastrous consequences that we can all now see, i.e. Brexit.

The so-called Referendum has literally caused the destruction of this so-called country – which Thatcher destroyed – and, even worse, Our EU, friends! And by downplaying the very real dangers of Britain leaving Our EU, Camoron allowed a tiny handful of 17,410,742 Far-Right racists and bigots – who, friends, represent absolutely nobody but themselves – to override the democratic wishes of the majority, i.e. The 48%.

We, The 48%, have so far been notably silent about this appalling state of affairs until now. But, friends, it is now time for us to find our voices, and to point out just what a total disaster Brexit will be, in terms that can be understood by even the meanest intelligence, i.e. me, e.g. total economic collapse, accelerating Far-Right Climate Change, World War III, higher roaming charges all over the world and indeed elsewhere, and several redundancies in Our Brussels.

And, friends, let us all now demand with one voice: Camoron must go – and go now! He is literally the worst Prime Minister in history, and it is time for him to – literally – step down.

No wonder, friends, that those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are literally many of us, friends, e.g. me – are revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/12/david-cameron-had-to-go#comment-83148384

 

The Tories are using the boundary changes for ruthless gerrymandering (article by Owen Jones, 13.9.16)

Well said, Owen. I agree with everything you said, whatever it was.

By the way, good luck in the Labour Party leadership election. I shall be supporting you literally more than 100%, purely because of your principled stand against Hard-Right Brexit, which Jeremy – disappointingly – doesn’t seem terribly concerned about.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/13/boundary-changes-tories-ruthless-gerrymandering#comment-83164218

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