Saveed Miliband’s “Guardian” Pieces, Part 22: Five Comments (The Hated T. May; The Hated Brexit; Extreme Brexit; The Hated Opinion Polls; Hard Brexit) From September & October 2016

Hello, friends.

And first an explanation as to why I haven’t written anything in Our Guardian recently!

Can’t be bothered, friends!

The answer, friends, is quite simple! I am – literally – sick to death of the nonstop racist neoliberalism being viciously peddled by that Far-Right rag, and have decided that I should not sully myself by contributing there any more.

Our Independent, friends!

Instead, I am planning to read Our Independent, which some of my friends have told me is more progressive; and if it is to my taste, may contribute there. Unfortunately, so far, I have been unable to – literally – get my hands on it; whenever I look for it in newsagents, they never have so much as a single copy in stock. What a testament to its widespread popularity that must surely be, eh friends!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth analysis [Ha! J.C.] of the Far-Right Media. Here’s the latest instalment of Saveed’s Greatest Hit-ettes: five pieces I wrote in the Far-Right Guardian last September and October. As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.

 

Theresa May’s incompetence is creating an opposition within her own party (article by Polly Toynbee, 13.9.16)

Friends! The Hard-Right neoliberal racist Bullingdon Bully Boy May is quite literally the worst Prime Minister to be inflicted on this so-called country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – since Our Gordon left Downing Street in utter triumph in May 2010, having courageously left the Election till the last moment, and which the Tories literally stole by the typically shabby neoliberal trick of amassing more votes than anyone else.

Fortunately, though, practically everyone in this country, apart from a tiny handful of 17,410,742 Far-Right racists and bigots who voted against Our EU in June – and who, friends, represent absolutely nobody but themselves – now realises that we have been literally sold a pup, and that this totally unelected Tory Government, which is literally worse than Hitler, is, quite literally totally unelected.

And then people wonder why those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are many of us, friends, e.g. me – are literally revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/13/theresa-may-grammar-schools-brexit-chaos#comment-83175643

 

OECD in Brexit warning U-turn as it revises growth forecast for UK (report, 21.9.16)

Friends! It is literally obvious to those of us who are not completely blinkered by Hard-Right neoliberalism and Far-Right Brexitism that the vote for Brexit has been an utter catastrophe for the so-called British economy, which Thatcher literally destroyed.

The tiny handful of 17,410,742 Hard-Right racists and bigots, who misguidedly voted against Our EU in June – and who, friends, speak for absolutely nobody but themselves – should be utterly ashamed of their totally sickening and disgraceful Hate Votes, which have now resulted in a literal tsunami of Far-Right Fascism, i.e. the widely-hated, totally unelected Bullingdon Bully Boy May, who Jeremy literally destroyed in PMQs today, or would have, had she not in a fit of total cowardice cancelled it.

Whatever the so-called OECD – a neoliberal tool of the 1% and the Banksters, friends – may now claim, all objective surveys conducted by impartial economic experts, i.e. me, show that the predictions made by those of us in the Remain Camp, including Our OECD, who surely cannot be gainsaid – namely, a total collapse of Our Stockmarket, an Emergency Budget with higher taxes and cuts in Our Public Spending, economic Armageddon, World III, accelerating Climate Change, higher roaming charge and redundancies in Brussels – have all come true with a vengeance, or at any rate will, literally at the moment that Article 50 is invoked.

And then people wonder why those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are many of us, friends, e.g. me – are literally revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/21/oecd-does-a-u-turn-over-brexit-warning-as-it-revises-growth-forecast-for-britain#comment-83737583

 

We’re marching towards extreme Brexit. Someone must speak for the 48% (article by Jonathan Freedland, 7.10.16)

Very well said, Jonathan. I agree with absolutely everything you’ve written, whatever it was.

Whether they realise it or not, the tiny handful of 17,410,742 Hard-Right racists and bigots, who misguidedly voted against Our EU in June, are either members of the 1%, or are their running-dogs. And in either case, they speak for absolutely nobody but themselves.

We, the 48%, are the majority, and we must – and literally will – prevail.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/07/marching-mad-brexit-someone-speak-48-per-cent#comment-84920686

 

Brexit statement: David Davis rejects calls for MPs to vote on negotiating terms – Politics live (10.10.16)

Friends! This 17-point poll lead for the Tories proves two things:

1. Labour is still far too Right-wing for the British people. Only when truly Socialist policies are promulgated, along with deselection of Hard-Right elements, e.g. most of the Shadow Cabinet, and practically all of the Parliamentary Labour Party, can Labour’s woeful poll ratings be improved.

2. So-called opinion polls are merely neoliberal tools of the 1% and Banksters, and therefore cannot be trusted, e.g. last year, when they predicted that Our Ed would literally win the General Election, failing to notice that in fact the Far-Right Miliband’s Hard-Right neoliberal policies would literally drive millions of Labour voters to vote for the Tories and UKIP in protest.

No wonder, friends, that those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are literally quite a few of us, friends, e.g. those of us here on CiF – are literally revolting!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/oct/10/jeremy-corbyn-labour-rehsuffle-continues-labour-reshuffle-politics-live#comment-85069477

 

EU council president: it’s hard Brexit or no Brexit at all (14.10.16)

Friends! As those of us in the Remain Campaign – we are, after all, the 48%, which is as close to a majority as it is possible to get – have repeatedly warned, Hard-Right Brexit is, as well as being totally illegal, literally a disaster for the British economy, which Thatcher totally destroyed.

Our friends in Europe are simply giving us the friendliest possible warning that, should Britain be so foolish as to leave Our EU, they will punish us in the severest possible way, which after all is what true friends tend to do if their clear and totally reasonable orders are flagrantly disobeyed.

And Britain has much to fear from Our EU friends, friends! The British £ is now quite literally worthless, whilst the Eurozone literally powers ahead with levels of unemployment, particularly among the young in Greece and Spain, that Britain’s totally unelected Tory Government can only dream about. Meanwhile, there are reports that many of Germany’s and Italy’s banks are – contrary to the scurrilous lies peddled by Hard-Right elements, e.g. the Far-Right BBC – practically solvent.

WAKE UP, friends! Britain is literally sleepwalking in to a Hard-Right Brexit nightmare, from which there will literally be no escape! Let us simply ignore that tiny handful of 17,410,742 Far-Right racist bigots who viciously voted against Our EU – and who, let it never be forgotten, friends, represent absolutely nobody but themselves – and work together with our friends in Our EU, which is widely acknowledged by all objective and heavyweight commentators, i.e. myself, to be the envy of the world, and indeed elsewhere.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/13/its-hard-brexit-or-no-brexit-at-all-says-eu-council-president#comment-85398351

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One thought on “Saveed Miliband’s “Guardian” Pieces, Part 22: Five Comments (The Hated T. May; The Hated Brexit; Extreme Brexit; The Hated Opinion Polls; Hard Brexit) From September & October 2016

  1. Oh praise be, there’s an end to this recycled tat. Long may Letfly fall out with the inestimable Guarxian and not find a copy of the vapid Independent.

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