Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 18th-27th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as delighted as I am that Jeremy has finally – literally – seen the light, and is now supporting Britain’s membership of Our Customs Union, aren’t you, friends?

Modesty, friends!

Sheer modesty naturally forbids me from revealing the identity of the person who managed to persuade Jeremy to adopt this new policy, but suffice to say, you’re reading his words of wisdom right now!

Just between you and me, friends: Jeremy doesn’t actually know what ‘Customs Union’ means! He thinks it has something to do with Our Trade Unions, which is why he was so happy to support it. Which is why it may be a little trickier to persuade him to support Our Single Market, although I’m sure that some way of bamboozling the old fool converting him to the merits of SM membership can soon be found, especially if Our Polling Experts can convince him that he can win more votes that way Labour voters are anxious to avoid a Cliff-Edge Brexit.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth examination [Ha! – J.C.] of Labour’s evolving policy regarding Our Jobs Brexit, as we must apparently learn to call it. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 18th February

Monday 19th February

Tuesday 20th February

Wednesday 21st February

Thursday 22nd February

Friday 23rd February

Saturday 24th February

Sunday 25th February

Monday 26th February

Tuesday 27th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 11th-18th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as angry as I am about the latest attempts of the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – to smear Jeremy, aren’t you, friends?

Those stories about him sharing intelligence with Our Soviet Spies are totally ridiculous! By definition it was – literally – impossible for Jeremy to share his intelligence; and in any case, what he did was a perfectly reasonable response to the hated Thatcher’s Fascist policies, which – literally – smashed working people’s lives by viciously imposing a Hard-Right racist neoliberal hegemonistic paradigm upon them, i.e. closing Our Coal Mines, which alas can now never be re-opened, due to all the dangerous Climate Change that they would cause.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth historical analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the evil Thatcher regime.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 11th February

Monday 12th February

Tuesday 13th February

Wednesday 14th February

Thursday 15th February

Friday 16th February

Saturday 17th February

Sunday 18th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 4th-11th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you were all as heartened as I was about that recent Far-Right LYING YouGov poll which viciously claimed that the Tories were 4pts ahead, weren’t you, friends? 

This is surely the clearest sign so far that the Tories are so rattled by Jeremy that they are now rigging the [formerly ‘Our’] LYING Opinion Polls in their favour! Talk about the inherent contradictions of the Far-Right LYING neoliberal paradigm, which is now – literally – collapsing – before our eyes, eh!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth psephological analysis of the current political scene [Ha! – J.C.].  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 4th February

Monday 5th February

Tuesday 6th February

Wednesday 7th February

Thursday  8th February

Friday 9th February

Saturday 10th February

Sunday 11th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 28th January-3rd February

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you’re all as excited as I am about Labour’s impressive 0pt lead in the latest opinion poll (YouGov, 2nd Feb.), aren’t you? Wow! Labour is now a – literally – dead cert for the next General Election! Talk about an unassailable position!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth psephological analysis of the current political scene [Ha! – J.C.].  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 28th January

Monday 29th January

Tuesday 30th January

Wednesday 31st January

Thursday 1st February

Friday 2nd February

Saturday 3rd February