Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 23rd-29th June

Hello, friends.

And I’m sorry to announce that, due to Hard Brexit, this Blog is now planning to – literally – up sticks, and relocate to Our EU (probably Our Luxembourg), with all the grave ramifications this will have, in terms of Our Jobs, Our Exports, and indeed Our Economy.

The reasons behind this are inevitably complex, but the main reason is naturally my desire to make as much money as possible ensure a frictionless supply chain for the large quantities of verbiage – low-carbon, naturally – this Blog produces.

I know this will come as a huge blow to you all, as it is to me. What particularly upsets me is that, when I mentioned this tragic news to Jeremy the other day, he didn’t actually seem to be particularly bothered! And this from a passionate Remainer like him! [No comment! – J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Fancy you – literally – popping up here, like a bad penny that’s turned up its toes at a Far-Right vicarage tea party!  Talk about bad timing! – L.]

Hey ho, friends – I guess we’ve all got our particular cross to bear. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 23rd June

Sunday 24th June

Monday 25th June

Tuesday 26th June

Wednesday 27th June

Thursday 28th June

Friday 29th June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 16th-22nd June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all eagerly looking forward to today’s Mass March For Our People’s Vote To Stay In Our Reformed EU, aren’t you, friends? I do trust that each and every one of you will be going to this exciting event, which literally dozens of people are expected to attend, especially given the lovely sunny weather (which, as 97% of Our Climate Scientists never fail to remind us, must never be confused with Our Climate)! Our Mass March will certainly make that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots who viciously voted against Our EU two years ago feel pretty – literally – small!

Apologies, friends!

Alas, friends, I will be unable to attend, as I am already booked in for my ‘Smash Intolerance And Hateful Hate-Filled Hatred’ Mass March, which by sheer bad luck is on at the exact same time as Our People’s Vote For A Mass March For Our Reformed EU. [That doesn’t sound quite right, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a pedant! As a passionate Remainer, you of all people should know that the exact title of Our Marches is not what’s important! Key thing is to be there!L. No comment! – J.C.]. Hey ho, friends, I shall listen to all the news about Our People’s March tonight on an exciting, high-tech device I have recently acquired, known colloquially I believe as a ‘wireless set’. Talk about the white-hot heat of Our Society, which Thatcher first denied the existence of and then totally destroyed, eh! 

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 16th June

Sunday 17th June

Monday 18th June

Tuesday 19th June

Wednesday 20th June

Thursday 21st June

Friday 22nd June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 9th-15th June

Hello, friends.

And what an exciting day today is for those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are many of us, e.g. me – isn’t it, friends! I bet you’re all as – literally – fired up as I am about Our Labour Live Fest, which will be – literally – kicking off in just a few hours’ time!

I – literally – can’t wait to witness Jeremy’s spellbinding oratory, in which he’ll be holding the audience – literally – in the palm of his hand! Talk about sheer charisma!  Along with some – literally – stunning performances by some – literally –  unforgettable acts, whoever they are.

Sorry, friends!

Alas, friends, I shall not be able to attend, as I am already booked in for my Trump Hates Hope Mass March today, at which quite a few people – i.e. me – are expected to attend. Talk about bad luck and timing eh! 

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 9th June

Sunday 10th June

Monday 11th June

Tuesday 12th June

Wednesday 13th June

Thursday 14th June

Friday 15th June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 2nd-8th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all looking forward to attending Our Labour Live (only a week to go!) Festival as much as I am, aren’t you, friends?

Our Stormzy and Our Lily Allen are amongst the literally glittering artists who’ll be performing – admittedly, not at Our Labour Live, but doubtless somewhere else in the near future. And with Jeremy – Our Obsolete Boy – headlining, no wonder tickets are being  – literally – snapped up, especially at the new bargain rate of only £0.00 (plus VAT) each! Talk about a – literally – giveaway price eh! Can you imagine the Tories managing to pull off something like this, friends? It would be a total flop!

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 2nd June

Sunday 3rd June

Monday 4th June

Tuesday 5th June

Wednesday 6th June

Thursday 7th June

Friday 8th June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 26th May-1st June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as pleased as I am that Our Anjem (Choudhary) – the People’s Hate Preacher – is likely to be released soon, aren’t you, friends?

Our Anjem has, after all, served nearly two years of a five-and-a-half year sentence, which is surely far too long already. And since, due to Far-Right Tory Austerity, Our Prisons are full to bursting, it is therefore surely only right that spaces should be made available for really serious criminals, e.g. people who refuse to pay Our TV Licence Fee, or – even worse, obviously – those who are found guilty of Hate Tweets against Our Vulnerable Minorities, e.g. Our Grooming Gangs and Our Terrorists? Talk about Our Justice not just being done, but being seen to be done eh!

Anyway, that’s enough of my usual shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.  Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the inherent injustice of the late neoliberal hegemonistic paradigm. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 26th May

Sunday 27th May

Monday 28th May

Tuesday 29th May

Wednesday 30th May

Thursday 31st May

Friday 1st June