Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 22nd-27th September

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all  – literally – over the moon as a result of Our Amazingly Successful Labour Conference this week, aren’t you, friends?

An astonishingly diverse group of ordinary working people – e.g. students, Trotskyists, Anarchists, Maoists, Stalinists, Leninists, terrorists, Climate Scientists, etc. – attended, and we had some absolutely first-rate mass debates [Sic! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be dirty! – L.] about the pressing matters of Our Time, e.g. taking Our Railways back into Our Public Ownership so that they can be almost as successful as they were in the days of Our BR; appealing to Our Yoof’s innate idealism by offering them lots of free stuff investing in them; paying for this by raising taxes on the better-off, i.e. people earning more than £10,000 p.a.; allowing Our People – e.g. Our Juncker – to have Our Second People’s Vote To Remain In Our EU; and recognising Our Palestine as a terrorist sovereign state. Talk about a relevant and attractive set of policies for Our Modern Age, eh!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of what was easily Labour’s most successful Conference since last year’s one. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 22nd September

Sunday 23rd September

Monday 24th September

Tuesday 25th September

Wednesday 26th September

Thursday 27th September

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 15th-22nd September

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as – literally – appalled and disgusted as I am by the Hard-Right May’s vicious attack on Our EU yesterday, aren’t you, friends?

It really was the most disgraceful attack on Our Barnier, Our Juncker, Our Guy, and all Our EU officials whose names temporarily escape me, but who in any case are only doing the jobs they have been unelected to do. Talk about ingratitude!

One thing puzzles me, friends. Jeremy seems remarkably unmoved by the Far-Right May’s attack on Our EU. I keep asking him why he – who, after all, as we all know, has been a consistently passionate supporter of Our EU ever since he became Labour leader – isn’t as furiously angry as the rest of us fellow worshippers of Our EU are, and all he ever says is “No comment!” Well, this Blog would like to offer him another chance to set the record straight, and condemn the Fascist May’s vicious attack on Our EU. [No comment! – J.C. See what I mean, friends? As the Far-Right Basil Fawlty once said, “Hopeless! Absolutely hopeless!” – L.]

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the vicious May’s attack on Our EU, which is the envy of the world. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 15th September

Sunday 16th September

Monday 17th September

Tuesday 17th September

Wednesday 19th September

Thursday 20th September

Friday 21st September

Saturday 22 September

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 8th-14th September

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as happy as I am about Our Diane’s Cunning Plan for Our Immigration when Labour comes to power, aren’t you, friends?

Racist immigration controls, friends!

For those of you who haven’t studied Diane’s proposals, they solve the problem of racist immigration controls, by totally abolishing them!

And the reason for this is perfectly simple. Unlike Far-Right extreme Brexiters, e.g. Frank Field and Kate Hoey, we on the Progressive Left realise that for Our Society – which Thatcher first denied the existence of, and then totally destroyed, i.e. Our Coal Mines, which sadly cannot now ever be reopened, due to all the dangerous Climate Change they would create – to succeed, we need free movement of key workers – e.g. criminals, grooming gangs, terrorists etc. – who have made such a vital contribution to Britain over the past few years, and without whom Britain would – literally – not be the country it is today.

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of Our Immigration Policy. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 8th September

Sunday 9th September

Monday 10th September

Tuesday 11th September

Wednesday 12th September

Thursday 13th September

Friday 14th September

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 1st-7th September

Hello, friends.

And a – literally – very warm welcome to my latest selection of tweets. I hope you’ll forgive me if my introductory piece is somewhat brief today [Thank heavens for small mercies, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Might have guessed you’d – literally – say something like that! Talk about snide! – L.], but I overslept this morning have been very busy with my Sleep-In Protest against a Far-Right No-Deal Brexit. 

Anyway, here are the tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 1st September

Sunday 2nd September

Monday 3rd September

Tuesday 4th September

Wednesday 5th September

Thursday 6th September

Friday 7th September

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 10th-31st August

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as – literally – thrilled as I am by the news that the Far-Right Red Tory Traitor Frank Field is about to be – literally – given the boot from Labour for his appalling undermining of Jeremy, e.g. nominating him for Leader in 2015. Talk about the treachery of the Far Right!

Fascists, friends!

Not everyone knows that the Fascist Field is an admirer of the hated late Fascist Enoch Powell, who was a total racist, i.e. he claimed that Our Mass Immigration would lead to social strife and violence, which was a complete LIE – and which in any case is all a result of racism and Islamophobia, e.g. the Fascist Boris Johnson’s vicious article in the Fascist Daily Telegraph in which he said that Our Burqa shouldn’t be banned. Talk about Our Far-Right Backlash!

Anyway, that’s enough of my – literally – searing indictment of the literally Fascist Field. Here’s my latest batch of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Friday 10th August

Saturday 25th August

Sunday 26th August

Monday 27th August

Tuesday 28th August

Wednesday 29th August

Thursday 30th August

Friday 31st August