Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 23rd-30th March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as happy as I am that, despite all the Far-Right haters – e.g. Labour Leave voters – and their Hate Votes in June 2016, Britain is still, as I write this, a member of Our Reformed EU, aren’t you friends? Talk about one in the eye for that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots and racists – e.g. Duffy – who were taken in by LIES on a Far-Right omnibus, which firmly promised – and here I am quoting the exact words that I clearly remember it said, namely – “if Britain votes to Leave Our EU, we on the Leave side solemnly promise that, from 24.6.16 onwards, we will spend an extra £350 million/week on Our NHS, every single day“. Talk about Leaver LIES, eh friends! [Actually, Lefty, it wasn’t that exact form of words. – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Who cares about what the exact form of words was? The point is it was all LIES! Honestly, at times like this, I sometimes wonder about how truly committed you are to Our Reformed EU! – L. No comment! – J.C.]

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the latest geopolitical developments, i.e. the cancelling of Brexit. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 23rd March

Sunday 24th March

Monday 25th March

Tuesday 26th March

Wednesday 27th March

Thursday 28th March

Friday 29th March

Saturday 30th March

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 14th-23rd March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all looking forward as much as I am to today’s #SecondPeoplesMarch To Vote Remain, or whatever we’re currently calling it, aren’t you, friends? Wow! As I’ve been shrewdly predicting ever since June 2016, we are now at the point where Car-Crash Cliff-Edge Brexit can be overturned, especially as Our Petition to Revoke Article has now reached over 13 billion signatures, such is the depth of feeling against Brexit all over the world, and indeed beyond! Talk about putting a – literally – spring into our steps at today’s Mass March eh, which BTW even the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – reluctantly concedes will be attended by literally hundreds of people from all over the country, i.e. London!

Sorry, friends!

Alas, friends, I shall be unable to attend today’s march, as I’m already booked in for my #LetsSmashAllHatredAndIntolerance Mass March, which is – tragically – being held at the same time. But you can all rest assured that I’ll be with you in – literally – spirit as I march vigorously across the full length of my bedsit and back. Talk about total dedication to Our Cause!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! By the way, I’m quite sure you – as a life-long, passionate supporter of Our Reformed EU – will be on Our March today, won’t you? – L. No comment! – J.C.] of today’s Second People’s Final March To Say Remain, or whatever it’s called, which I am quite certain will be just as successful as all our previous marches. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Thursday 14th March

Tuesday 19th March

Wednesday 20th March

Thursday 21st March

Friday 22nd March

Saturday 23rd March

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 9th-14th March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as happy as I am that, while I literally write these words, Our House Of Commons is democratically voting to cancel Brexit, which literally nobody wants, apart from a tiny handful of 17,410,742 racist bigots who didn’t know what they were voting for and who were taken in by LIES on the side of a Far-Right omnibus, aren’t you, friends? Talk about Our Parliamentary Democracy in action!

Puzzled, friends!

One thing does puzzle me, though, friends: far from being overjoyed by all these highly encouraging votes, Jeremy seems to be in a remarkably bad mood at present! Indeed, I can’t help but notice that, as each successive vote has gone through making Brexit less and less likely, his face has grown longer, his temper more foul, and his language more curt. At times like these, I almost find myself wondering if Jeremy is actually the life-long passionate supporter of Our Reformed EU that I know him to be. [No comment! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! There you go again, as the Hard-Right Ronald Reagan used to say! – L.]

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the latest Brexit developments. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 9th March

Sunday 10th March

Monday 11th March

Tuesday 12th March

Wednesday 13th March

Thursday 14th March

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 2nd-9th March

Hello, friends.

And because this week’s selection is a – literally – bumper one (33 tweets in all), I shall be uncharacteristically brief in this introductory piece. [Thank heaven for small mercies eh, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Talk about being a bear with a sore head who kicks the can of worms down the road to Damascus whilst turning his back on the woods and putting his best foot into the deep blue sea where the sun doesn’t shine! – L.]

So, without further Hard-Right ado, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 2nd March

Sunday 3rd March

Monday 4th March

Tuesday 5th March

Wednesday 6th March

Thursday 7th March

Friday 8th March

Saturday 9th March

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 22nd February-1st March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as thrilled as I am that Jeremy has finally come out publicly in favour of Our #SecondPeoplesVoteToRemain, aren’t you, friends?

Of course, this news will be no surprise to any regular reader of this Blog, as I have never tired of pointing out that Far-Right claims that Jeremy is somehow a “closet Leaver” or even a “passionate supporter of Brexit” are Hard-Right LIES being peddled by the Alt-Right Murdoch-controlled Media, e.g. Our BBC. Jeremy is as passionate a supporter of Our Reformed EU as he is a passionate opponent of anti-Semitism, which as Our Baroness Chakrabarti’s Report made abundantly clear, does not exist in the Labour Party, and which in any case is a problem in all of the major political parties.

Anyway, that’s enough of all my shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of Jeremy’s latest cunning, deeply-principled policy positioning on Brexit. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 23rd February

Sunday 24th February

Monday 25th February

Tuesday 26th February

Wednesday 27th February

Thursday 28th February

Friday 1st March