Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 24th-30th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as thrilled and excited as I am about what happened on Friday evening at Our Glastonbury Festival, aren’t you, friends?

As even the notoriously Far-Right BBC had to reluctantly concede, several million people spontaneously sang along with Our Stormzy’s searing critique of this totally unelected Tory Government and the hate-filled, hateful hatemonger, the hated Boris (not his real first name, btw) Johnson, who I – literally – hate, as part of Our New, Kinder And Gentler Politics, as Jeremy so rightly describes it! Talk about BoJo being finished by this spontaneous protest of ordinary working folk (e.g. students, drug dealers, terrorists, 97% of Climate Scientists, etc.)!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] coverage of Our Glastonbury Festival, which alas I was unable to attend owing to more pressing commitments elsewhere, i.e. flying to a 2-day Climate Emergency Conference in Australia, at which we discussed the urgent need to ban all unnecessary flights.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Monday 24th June

Tuesday 25th June

Wednesday 26th June

Thursday 27th June

Friday 28th June

Saturday 29th June

Sunday 30th June

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 19th-24th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as totally shocked and stunned as I am about the Far-Right hatemonger Boris Johnson’s latest Hate Gaffe, aren’t you, friends? Talk about not being fit to be Our Prime Minister!

Sock-ing news, friends!

I refer, of course, to the hated Johnson’s Hate Blunder, in which one of his socks was clearly shown to be inside out. Talk about being finished!  And what with that, plus his close friendship with the Alt-Right fascist Steve Robinson (not his real name, btw) [It’s actually Steve Bannon, Lefty. – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Who cares what Tommy Stevenson’s real name actually is? He’s still a Hard-Right racist fascist Nazi, whatever his exact name is! – L.], the Far-Right Johnson now has no more chance of becoming Our PM than the hated Hard-Right Trump has of being re-elected as POTUS next year.

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of why the hateful, hate-filled Johnson must never be allowed to be Our PM.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Wednesday 19th June

Thursday 20th June

Friday 21st June

Saturday 22nd June

Sunday 23rd June

Monday 24th June

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 13th-19th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you were all as impressed as I was by Our Rory’s performance on Our Totally Unbiased BBC’s Mass Debate last night, weren’t you, friends? Wow! How gratifying it was for those of us on the Progressive Left to see a Tory who speaks Our Truth, i.e. the need for Britain to remain in Our Reformed EU (via Our Citizens’ Assembly), much higher public spending, increased taxes and urgent action to tackle Our Climate Emergency, e.g. the depressingly cold and wet June we’ve been having. Talk about Our Original Thinking!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] review of Our Progressive Left Tory Leadership contest, which everyone apart from a tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots and racists hopes Our Rory will win.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Thursday 13th June

Friday 14th June

Saturday 15th June

Sunday 16th June

Monday 17th June

Tuesday 18th June

Wednesday 19th June

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 7th-13th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as – literally – shocked and stunned as I am that Our Procedural Motion to stop a Catastrophic Blind No-Deal Brexit was voted down by a tiny handful of Hard-Right MPs – e.g. the hated Kate Hoey – aren’t you, friends? Talk about treachery to Our Reformed EU, which as Our Rebecca Wrong-Daily has so shrewdly pointed out, doesn’t want a No-Deal Brexit, which obviously means Britain should never countenance such a thing.

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] political analysis of Our Latest Attempt To Block A Disastrous No-Deal Brexit, which would be almost as devastating to the British economy as Our Millennium Bug Our Climate Emergency will be if we don’t take drastic preventative measures, e.g. shut down the British economy. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Friday 7th June

Saturday 8th June

Sunday 9th June

Monday 10th June

Tuesday 11th June

Wednesday 12th June

Thursday 13th June

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 1st-7th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as thrilled as I am by Labour’s – literally – stunning victory in Our Peterborough By-election, in which we managed to hang on to Our Seat with a full 31% of the vote (the same vote share that the Far-Right Brexit Party obtained when they lost Our EU Elections last month, btw!), aren’t you, friends? Talk about Our Mandate For Our Change!

Turnout was a healthy 48%, boosted by an impressive 112% amongst Our Postal Votes. Talk about Jeremy being Our PM by Christmas, as I’ve been shrewdly predicting for the last three years!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] political analysis of Our Triumphant Triumph at the Hard-Right Peterborough. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 1st June

Sunday 2nd June

Monday 3rd June

Tuesday 4th June

Wednesday 5th June

Thursday 6th June

Friday 7th June

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 25th-31st May

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as thrilled as I am about the latest Hard-Right YouGov Opinion Poll – which shows Labour on an impressive 19%, managing to level-peg with the hated Tories even despite Catastrophic Cliff-Edge Brexit – aren’t you, friends? Wow! Talk about popular!

LIES, friends!

Of course, friends, this particular Hate Poll is by the Hard-Right YouGov, and so cannot remotely be trusted, just like all polls that show the wrong result. Plus, once Jeremy gives his full backing to Our #2ndPeoplesFinalConfirmatoryVoteToSayRemain, Labour will be even more popular than it already is, especially if the Tories pick some utterly useless and widely despised leader which they won’t be able to get rid of.

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] political analysis of the current political scene. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

Saturday 25th May

Sunday 26th May

Monday 27th May

Tuesday 28th May

Wednesday 29th May

Thursday 30th May

Friday 31st May