Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 14th-20th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as happy as I am that Our House of Lords has voted in favour of Our Customs Union, aren’t you, friends?

Cambridge Analytica, friends!

Far-Right Leavers – e.g. Kate Hoey – are now predictably claiming that Our House of Lords ‘isn’t democratically elected’, which is just another LIE being peddled by the Hard-Right Cambridge Analytica, which Our Codswallop [Who the hell is that, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Everyone knows about Our Codswallop! She’s the courageous investigative journalist who’s proved that the Leave Campaign was run by – literally – Hitler! Surely you, as a passionate life-long Remainer, know about this? – L. No comment! – J.C.] has conclusively proved did whatever it was that she said it did. And in any case, Our House of Lords is no more ‘undemocratic’ than Our EU is.

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the latest turning point in Our Great Fight Against Brexit. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 14th April

Sunday 15th April

Monday 16th April

Tuesday 17th April

Wednesday 18th April

Thursday 19th April

Friday April 20th

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Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 7th-13th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I am that the Far-Right BBC Radio 4 is planning to broadcast a programme tonight on the hated Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech – a phrase that was so utterly vile, not even Powell dared to actually use it anywhere in his speech!

A Hard-Right actor – *not* one of Our Celebrities, of course – will be reading out the entire speech, which is surely one of the worst Hate Speeches in history, the hate-filled hatred of which is – literally – hateful!

The Fascist Powell claimed that Our Mass Immigration might cause problems, e.g. violence and a lack of integration! Ridiculous! As we all know, no such problems have ever occurred, and in any case they are all caused by Tory Austerity, e.g. cuts to Our Police, who in any case are institutionally racist, as conclusively proved by Our MacPherson Report in 1999.

I do trust, friends, that you will not listen to this Hate Broadcast, which is on Radio 4 tonight from 8-9pm.

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 7th April

Sunday 8th April

Monday 9th April

Tuesday 10th April

Wednesday 11th April

Thursday 12th April

Friday 13th April

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 31st March-6th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I am that a highly dangerous 78-year-old man has been allowed to – literally – get away with murder, aren’t you? 

What sort of so-called world are we living in, when a respected member of Our Burgling Community, who was widely-loved by himself, cannot be allowed to go about his unlawful business without being viciously attacked? Hopefully, when Labour come to power – which, as I shrewdly predicted this time last year, will be by next Winterval – they will introduce legislation to protect Our Burglars from this sort of vicious attack, as well as extending Our Hate Speech Laws to protect them from Burglarophobic Hate Speech.

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 31st March

Sunday 1st April

Monday 2nd April

Tuesday 3rd April

Wednesday 4th April

Thursday 5th April

Friday 6th April

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 24th-30th March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked and horrified as I am by the Far-Right Lord Sugar’s vicious and sickening Hate Tweet attacking Jeremy, aren’t you, friends? Just in case you’ve missed it, I shall reproduce it here, so that you can have a chance to be as outraged and disgusted as me:

[EDIT: Lord Sugar’s tweet has now been removed. My thanks to @British_Ideas, whose tweet, which shows the picture that Lord Sugar’s tweet used, I’m reproducing instead.]

Please, friends, do not give any publicity to this tweet by reproducing it anywhere else, or by mentioning it to anyone. Thanks!

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 24th March

Sunday 25th March

Monday 26th March

Tuesday 27th March

Wednesday 28th March

Thursday 29th March

Friday 30th March

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 17th-23rd March

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you’re all as angry as I am about the Far-Right LIES regarding Jeremy’s post on Facebook in support of Our Antisemitic Mural, aren’t you, friends?

First of all, Jeremy’s comment was made in the distant past – i.e. 2012 – when he wasn’t Leader of the Opposition which was a totally different paradigm. (Like Our Diane’s hairstyle, Jeremy has – literally – moved on, friends!)

And secondly, as Jeremy has pointed out, he didn’t actually look at Our Antisemitic Mural before writing his post. Which is fair enough, surely? What sort of so-called world are we living in when people can be condemned simply for writing comments in support of things they know nothing about? Indeed, where would Jeremy – literally – be today if he wasn’t allowed to comment upon anything that he knew nothing about? Up the Far-Right creek without even a red herring to hold on to, that’s where!

Anyway, enough of all this detailed refutation [Ha! – J.C.] of the latest attempt by the Far-Right Media  – e.g. Our BBC – to smear Jeremy by quoting things he’s said in the past. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 17th March

Sunday 18th March

Monday 19th March

Tuesday 20th March

Wednesday 21st March

Thursday 22nd March

Friday 23rd March

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 6th-16th March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as puzzled as I am as to what ‘line’ we on the Progressive Left should take about Our Russian Poisoning Case. Is this the work of Far-Right agents, e.g. the Leave Camp? Or is Russia – literally – to blame? Indeed, what is Our View on Putin – is he still ‘Our Vlad’, or is he now ‘the hated Far-Right Putin, who brainwashed a tiny handful of 17,410,742 elderly bigots into voting against Our EU through mind-control techniques, i.e. fleets of racist omnibuses emblazoned with LIES about Our NHS’?

Really, friends, I am totally confused! [No change there, then, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a rotter! By the way, well done on Our Poisoning Case! Most of the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – seem to think you’re wrong to say that Our Vlad is totally innocent on this, which surely means you’re correct! – L. No comment! – J.C.] 

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the latest geopolitical events in Our World. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 6th March

Wednesday 7th March

Thursday 8th March

Tuesday 13th March

Wednesday 14th March

Thursday 15th March

Friday 16th March

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 27th February-6th March

Hello, friends.

And I do hope you’re not taking any notice of any stories you may have seen on Far-Right websites – e.g. Twitter – about Our Italian Elections being a ‘disaster for the Progressive Left’?

We must surely know that such Hate Reports are Fake News, friends, because even Our the Hard-Right BBC isn’t mentioning the subject at all! Talk about objective non-reporting eh!

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of Our Great Progressive Left Victory in Italy. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 27th February

Wednesday 28th February

Thursday 1st March

Friday 2nd March

Saturday 3rd March

Sunday 4th March

Monday 5th March

Tuesday 6th March

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 18th-27th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as delighted as I am that Jeremy has finally – literally – seen the light, and is now supporting Britain’s membership of Our Customs Union, aren’t you, friends?

Modesty, friends!

Sheer modesty naturally forbids me from revealing the identity of the person who managed to persuade Jeremy to adopt this new policy, but suffice to say, you’re reading his words of wisdom right now!

Just between you and me, friends: Jeremy doesn’t actually know what ‘Customs Union’ means! He thinks it has something to do with Our Trade Unions, which is why he was so happy to support it. Which is why it may be a little trickier to persuade him to support Our Single Market, although I’m sure that some way of bamboozling the old fool converting him to the merits of SM membership can soon be found, especially if Our Polling Experts can convince him that he can win more votes that way Labour voters are anxious to avoid a Cliff-Edge Brexit.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth examination [Ha! – J.C.] of Labour’s evolving policy regarding Our Jobs Brexit, as we must apparently learn to call it. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 18th February

Monday 19th February

Tuesday 20th February

Wednesday 21st February

Thursday 22nd February

Friday 23rd February

Saturday 24th February

Sunday 25th February

Monday 26th February

Tuesday 27th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 11th-18th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as angry as I am about the latest attempts of the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – to smear Jeremy, aren’t you, friends?

Those stories about him sharing intelligence with Our Soviet Spies are totally ridiculous! By definition it was – literally – impossible for Jeremy to share his intelligence; and in any case, what he did was a perfectly reasonable response to the hated Thatcher’s Fascist policies, which – literally – smashed working people’s lives by viciously imposing a Hard-Right racist neoliberal hegemonistic paradigm upon them, i.e. closing Our Coal Mines, which alas can now never be re-opened, due to all the dangerous Climate Change that they would cause.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth historical analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the evil Thatcher regime.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 11th February

Monday 12th February

Tuesday 13th February

Wednesday 14th February

Thursday 15th February

Friday 16th February

Saturday 17th February

Sunday 18th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 4th-11th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you were all as heartened as I was about that recent Far-Right LYING YouGov poll which viciously claimed that the Tories were 4pts ahead, weren’t you, friends? 

This is surely the clearest sign so far that the Tories are so rattled by Jeremy that they are now rigging the [formerly ‘Our’] LYING Opinion Polls in their favour! Talk about the inherent contradictions of the Far-Right LYING neoliberal paradigm, which is now – literally – collapsing – before our eyes, eh!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth psephological analysis of the current political scene [Ha! – J.C.].  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 4th February

Monday 5th February

Tuesday 6th February

Wednesday 7th February

Thursday  8th February

Friday 9th February

Saturday 10th February

Sunday 11th February