Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 4th-10th August

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as – literally – appalled as I am by the recent article by the racist Boris Johnson – as even the Far-Right BBC is now calling him – about Our Burqa, which is the envy of the world and indeed elsewhere, aren’t you, friends?

Sick, friends!

Reading it made me – literally – physically sick (as Our Gina – the People’s Remoaner – once said about Brexit) – so much so, in fact, that I didn’t actually read it. Talk about being worse than Hitler eh! (After all, not even Our Adolf Hitler wrote Hate Jokes in the Far-Right Daily Telegraph about Our Burqa!)

Hate-filled hatred, friends!

Fortunately, though, literally no-one agrees with the hated Johnson on this particular issue, apart from a tiny handful of Far-Right haters – e.g. the British public – whose hate-filled hatred is totally hateful, but who are in any case, thankfully, a totally unrepresentative majority.

Anyway, that’s enough of my – literally – searing indictment of the literally Fascist Johnson, whose article is easily the most racist piece I’ve ever not read. Here’s my latest batch of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 4th August

Sunday 5th August

Monday 6th August

Tuesday 7th August

Wednesday 8th August

Thursday 9th August

Friday 10th August

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Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 29th July-4th August

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as thrilled as I am that Our #WeAreCorbyn Hashtag has been trending at no. 1 on the Far-Right Twitter, aren’t you, friends? Wow! And to think that Far-Right elements – e.g. Labour Leave voters – claim that “this isn’t actually firm proof that Jeremy is necessarily wildly popular amongst ordinary voters, you know!” Talk about being totally brainwashed by the Fascist Daily Fail eh!

Zen-like, friends!

I’m sure you can all imagine Jeremy’s reaction when I excitedly brought him the great news about Our #WeAreCorbyn Hashtag trending at No. 1! Never a man to overreact, even to news as totally joyful as this, he simply said reflectively, whilst gently stroking his beard, “Well, Lefty, I guess that just about wraps things up. The next election’s already in the bag!” And, having made that singularly shrewd observation, he calmly continued to pore over his well-thumbed copy of ‘Great British Manholes of the 20th Century – A Non-Zionist, Non-Racist Perspective’. Talk about Zen-like!

Anyway, here’s my latest batch of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 29th July

Monday 30th July

Tuesday 31st July

Wednesday 1st August

Thursday 2nd August

Friday 3rd August

Saturday 4th August

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 23rd-29th July

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I am to hear that I’ve been shadowbanned by the viciously Far-Right Twitter, aren’t you, friends? Obviously, this must be because the Fascist Twitter has become worried by my recent emergence as the Leading Voice Of The Progressive Left [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.], and is consequently trying to suppress my increasingly popular Progressive Left message to ordinary working people, e.g. criminals, grooming gang members, terrorists, Remainers, etc.

Censored, friends!

All of which just goes to show that we on the Progressive Left are being censored – and not just by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. Our BBC! And this is – literally – exactly how that National Socialist scourge of Zionism, Our Adolf Hitler came to power! Talk about terrifying!

Anyway, that’s enough of my searing indictment of the vicious censorship by the Far Right. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Monday 23rd July

Tuesday 24th July

Wednesday 25th July

Thursday 26th July

Friday 27th July

Saturday 28th July

Sunday 29th July

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 17th-23rd July

Hello, friends.

And I’m sorry to tell you that the long-awaited Far-Right backlash, which all of us on the Progressive Left have been predicting for many, many years, has finally arrived!

It comes in the shape of a totally predictable and sickening attack on Jeremy – which is, needless to say, being orchestrated by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. Our BBC – from the Far-Right Jew Zionist Margaret Hodge, who has accused Jeremy of being “an anti-Semitic racist”, which is absolutely outrageous, as Jeremy has never, ever been a racist – or at least not in the normal Progressive Left sense of the word, which is someone who has doubts about the benefits of unlimited immigration, and/or who voted for Brexit!

Treachery, friends!

For this act of unparalleled treachery, friends, I shall immediately be adding a certain Hodge, M. to my List of Far-Right Red Tory Traitors.  [Hang on, Lefty – isn’t she already on the list? – J.C.  Ah, yes, Jeremy, that’s a point. Well, that just goes to show that it was right to put her on the List in the first place, doesn’t it? – L.  Can’t fault your logic there, Lefty!– J.C.  Well, I’m nothing if not logical, Jeremy! – L.  No comment! – J.C.] That will – literally – teach her!

Anyway, that’s enough about my searing analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of Our Terrifying Far-Right Backlash. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 17th July

Wednesday 18th July

Thursday 19th July

Friday 20th July

Saturday 21st July

Sunday 22nd July

Monday 23rd July

 

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 11th-17th July

Hello, friends.

And what a wonderful Mass Protest March Against Trump we all had the other day, eh! According to figures which have been carefully made up by one of Our Experts – i.e. Our Me – over 10 million people took part; although needless to say, the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media – e.g. Our BBC – predictably downplayed this – literally – unbelievable number, by dint of using special cameras which deliberately excluded any ‘normal’-looking people, which reduced the numbers to about 1000th of what they should have been. Talk about Hard-Right ‘lookist’ bias eh!

And wasn’t Our Trump Blimp Balloon impressive, friends? Wow! It was almost as big as the hated Trump himself, and when it was raised a full 30 feet into the air, it could be seen from – literally – yards away! If the sight of that didn’t make the Fascist Trump want to resign immediately, I – literally – can’t think what would! So, all in all, what a day it was! 

Sorry, friends!

Alas, friends, I was unable to attend Our Mass Protest March Against Trump, as I was already booked in for my Mass March For Our EU, which just happened to be taking place in my bedsit at the exact same time. Talk about – literally – rotten timing eh!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth reporting [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of Our Mass Protest March Against Trump. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Wednesday 11th July

Thursday 12th July

Friday 13th July

Saturday 14th July

Sunday 15th July

Monday 16th July

Tuesday 17th July

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 30th June-11th July

Hello, friends.

And what an exciting time it is to be a member of the Progressive Left these days, eh friends! This – literally – vicious Tory Government is now tottering, with the real risk of the hated May being toppled and replaced with someone who’d be far more popular than Corbyn a Far-Right extremist whose only possible source of votes would be that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots who viciously voted against Our EU two years ago. Talk about unpopular eh!

Meanwhile, of course, Jeremy is totally safe in his post, as Labour never dumps its leaders no matter how useless they are thanks to its belief in Our Solidarity – unless, of course, we’re talking about Far-Right Red Tory Traitors, e.g. the hated Blair, who was so unpopular that he only managed to win three general elections before he was removed by a People’s Revolt, i.e. the Hard-Right Brown Our Gordon, who abolished Tory Boom and Bust, or would have, had the evil Bankers – e.g. that bigoted woman, the hated Duffy – not ruined everything with their reckless bigotry gambling.

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the contemporary political scene. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 30th June

Sunday 1st July

Monday 2nd July

Tuesday 3rd July

Wednesday 4th July

Thursday 5th July

Tuesday 10th July

Wednesday 11th July

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 23rd-29th June

Hello, friends.

And I’m sorry to announce that, due to Hard Brexit, this Blog is now planning to – literally – up sticks, and relocate to Our EU (probably Our Luxembourg), with all the grave ramifications this will have, in terms of Our Jobs, Our Exports, and indeed Our Economy.

The reasons behind this are inevitably complex, but the main reason is naturally my desire to make as much money as possible ensure a frictionless supply chain for the large quantities of verbiage – low-carbon, naturally – this Blog produces.

I know this will come as a huge blow to you all, as it is to me. What particularly upsets me is that, when I mentioned this tragic news to Jeremy the other day, he didn’t actually seem to be particularly bothered! And this from a passionate Remainer like him! [No comment! – J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Fancy you – literally – popping up here, like a bad penny that’s turned up its toes at a Far-Right vicarage tea party!  Talk about bad timing! – L.]

Hey ho, friends – I guess we’ve all got our particular cross to bear. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 23rd June

Sunday 24th June

Monday 25th June

Tuesday 26th June

Wednesday 27th June

Thursday 28th June

Friday 29th June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 16th-22nd June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all eagerly looking forward to today’s Mass March For Our People’s Vote To Stay In Our Reformed EU, aren’t you, friends? I do trust that each and every one of you will be going to this exciting event, which literally dozens of people are expected to attend, especially given the lovely sunny weather (which, as 97% of Our Climate Scientists never fail to remind us, must never be confused with Our Climate)! Our Mass March will certainly make that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots who viciously voted against Our EU two years ago feel pretty – literally – small!

Apologies, friends!

Alas, friends, I will be unable to attend, as I am already booked in for my ‘Smash Intolerance And Hateful Hate-Filled Hatred’ Mass March, which by sheer bad luck is on at the exact same time as Our People’s Vote For A Mass March For Our Reformed EU. [That doesn’t sound quite right, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a pedant! As a passionate Remainer, you of all people should know that the exact title of Our Marches is not what’s important! Key thing is to be there!L. No comment! – J.C.]. Hey ho, friends, I shall listen to all the news about Our People’s March tonight on an exciting, high-tech device I have recently acquired, known colloquially I believe as a ‘wireless set’. Talk about the white-hot heat of Our Society, which Thatcher first denied the existence of and then totally destroyed, eh! 

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 16th June

Sunday 17th June

Monday 18th June

Tuesday 19th June

Wednesday 20th June

Thursday 21st June

Friday 22nd June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 9th-15th June

Hello, friends.

And what an exciting day today is for those of us on the Progressive Left – and there are many of us, e.g. me – isn’t it, friends! I bet you’re all as – literally – fired up as I am about Our Labour Live Fest, which will be – literally – kicking off in just a few hours’ time!

I – literally – can’t wait to witness Jeremy’s spellbinding oratory, in which he’ll be holding the audience – literally – in the palm of his hand! Talk about sheer charisma!  Along with some – literally – stunning performances by some – literally –  unforgettable acts, whoever they are.

Sorry, friends!

Alas, friends, I shall not be able to attend, as I am already booked in for my Trump Hates Hope Mass March today, at which quite a few people – i.e. me – are expected to attend. Talk about bad luck and timing eh! 

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 9th June

Sunday 10th June

Monday 11th June

Tuesday 12th June

Wednesday 13th June

Thursday 14th June

Friday 15th June

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 2nd-8th June

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all looking forward to attending Our Labour Live (only a week to go!) Festival as much as I am, aren’t you, friends?

Our Stormzy and Our Lily Allen are amongst the literally glittering artists who’ll be performing – admittedly, not at Our Labour Live, but doubtless somewhere else in the near future. And with Jeremy – Our Obsolete Boy – headlining, no wonder tickets are being  – literally – snapped up, especially at the new bargain rate of only £0.00 (plus VAT) each! Talk about a – literally – giveaway price eh! Can you imagine the Tories managing to pull off something like this, friends? It would be a total flop!

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 2nd June

Sunday 3rd June

Monday 4th June

Tuesday 5th June

Wednesday 6th June

Thursday 7th June

Friday 8th June