Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 6th-16th March

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as puzzled as I am as to what ‘line’ we on the Progressive Left should take about Our Russian Poisoning Case. Is this the work of Far-Right agents, e.g. the Leave Camp? Or is Russia – literally – to blame? Indeed, what is Our View on Putin – is he still ‘Our Vlad’, or is he now ‘the hated Far-Right Putin, who brainwashed a tiny handful of 17,410,742 elderly bigots into voting against Our EU through mind-control techniques, i.e. fleets of racist omnibuses emblazoned with LIES about Our NHS’?

Really, friends, I am totally confused! [No change there, then, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a rotter! By the way, well done on Our Poisoning Case! Most of the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – seem to think you’re wrong to say that Our Vlad is totally innocent on this, which surely means you’re correct! – L. No comment! – J.C.] 

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the latest geopolitical events in Our World. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 6th March

Wednesday 7th March

Thursday 8th March

Tuesday 13th March

Wednesday 14th March

Thursday 15th March

Friday 16th March

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Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 27th February-6th March

Hello, friends.

And I do hope you’re not taking any notice of any stories you may have seen on Far-Right websites – e.g. Twitter – about Our Italian Elections being a ‘disaster for the Progressive Left’?

We must surely know that such Hate Reports are Fake News, friends, because even Our the Hard-Right BBC isn’t mentioning the subject at all! Talk about objective non-reporting eh!

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of Our Great Progressive Left Victory in Italy. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 27th February

Wednesday 28th February

Thursday 1st March

Friday 2nd March

Saturday 3rd March

Sunday 4th March

Monday 5th March

Tuesday 6th March

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 18th-27th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as delighted as I am that Jeremy has finally – literally – seen the light, and is now supporting Britain’s membership of Our Customs Union, aren’t you, friends?

Modesty, friends!

Sheer modesty naturally forbids me from revealing the identity of the person who managed to persuade Jeremy to adopt this new policy, but suffice to say, you’re reading his words of wisdom right now!

Just between you and me, friends: Jeremy doesn’t actually know what ‘Customs Union’ means! He thinks it has something to do with Our Trade Unions, which is why he was so happy to support it. Which is why it may be a little trickier to persuade him to support Our Single Market, although I’m sure that some way of bamboozling the old fool converting him to the merits of SM membership can soon be found, especially if Our Polling Experts can convince him that he can win more votes that way Labour voters are anxious to avoid a Cliff-Edge Brexit.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth examination [Ha! – J.C.] of Labour’s evolving policy regarding Our Jobs Brexit, as we must apparently learn to call it. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 18th February

Monday 19th February

Tuesday 20th February

Wednesday 21st February

Thursday 22nd February

Friday 23rd February

Saturday 24th February

Sunday 25th February

Monday 26th February

Tuesday 27th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 11th-18th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as angry as I am about the latest attempts of the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – to smear Jeremy, aren’t you, friends?

Those stories about him sharing intelligence with Our Soviet Spies are totally ridiculous! By definition it was – literally – impossible for Jeremy to share his intelligence; and in any case, what he did was a perfectly reasonable response to the hated Thatcher’s Fascist policies, which – literally – smashed working people’s lives by viciously imposing a Hard-Right racist neoliberal hegemonistic paradigm upon them, i.e. closing Our Coal Mines, which alas can now never be re-opened, due to all the dangerous Climate Change that they would cause.

Anyway, enough of this in-depth historical analysis [Ha! – J.C.] of the evil Thatcher regime.  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 11th February

Monday 12th February

Tuesday 13th February

Wednesday 14th February

Thursday 15th February

Friday 16th February

Saturday 17th February

Sunday 18th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 4th-11th February

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you were all as heartened as I was about that recent Far-Right LYING YouGov poll which viciously claimed that the Tories were 4pts ahead, weren’t you, friends? 

This is surely the clearest sign so far that the Tories are so rattled by Jeremy that they are now rigging the [formerly ‘Our’] LYING Opinion Polls in their favour! Talk about the inherent contradictions of the Far-Right LYING neoliberal paradigm, which is now – literally – collapsing – before our eyes, eh!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth psephological analysis of the current political scene [Ha! – J.C.].  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 4th February

Monday 5th February

Tuesday 6th February

Wednesday 7th February

Thursday  8th February

Friday 9th February

Saturday 10th February

Sunday 11th February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 28th January-3rd February

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you’re all as excited as I am about Labour’s impressive 0pt lead in the latest opinion poll (YouGov, 2nd Feb.), aren’t you? Wow! Labour is now a – literally – dead cert for the next General Election! Talk about an unassailable position!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth psephological analysis of the current political scene [Ha! – J.C.].  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 28th January

Monday 29th January

Tuesday 30th January

Wednesday 31st January

Thursday 1st February

Friday 2nd February

Saturday 3rd February

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 21st-27th January

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you’re all as excited as I am about the hated Trump’s vicious plan to visit Britain later this year, aren’t you, friends? What a great opportunity for a riot and a few punch-ups Mass Protest that will be eh!

And, from my initial soundings, it appears that, hearteningly, there will be a very diverse group of people protesting against the Fascist Trump, e.g. Communists, Trotskyists, Leninists, Stalinists, Maoists, Anarchists, Terrorists, Remainers, Students, Our Public Sector Workers etc. – the list is literally endless! So much for the Far-Right canard that “the only people who’ll be protesting against Trump are the usual bunch of loony Lefty suspects”!

Anyway, enough of this in-depth analysis of the sheer depth of opposition to Far-Right Trumpery. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 21st January

Monday 22nd January

Tuesday 23rd January

Wednesday 24th January

Thursday 25th January

Friday 26th January

Saturday 27th January

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 13th-20th January

Hello, friends.

And a – literally – very warm welcome to you all on this (in Kent, at any rate) rather cold and snowy day, which is yet another manifestation of Global Warming, as was agreed by at least 97% of Our Climate Scientists in a recent vote on the subject. 

But, despite this, there are still Hard-Right Deniers – e.g. Piers Corbyn – who claim, preposterously, that “colder weather isn’t necessarily firm proof of Global Warming, you know!” Talk about Hate Speech!

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth analysis of the latest trends in Climate Science [Ha! – J.C.]. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 13th January

Sunday 14th January

Monday 15th January

Tuesday 16th January

Wednesday 17th January

Thursday 18th January

Friday 19th January

Saturday 20th January

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 7th-12th January

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you’re all as thrilled as I am that the Far-Right Trump has viciously cancelled his trip to Britain next month, aren’t you?

The only disappointment for me is that it means I shall have to cancel my Mass March against the hated Trump, which many, many people – e.g. me – were expected to attend, in a carefully-planned and totally spontaneous outburst of outrage against all the vile, dreadful and appalling things he’s done, whatever they were.

Hey ho, friends! This is just one cross that we on the Progressive Left will – literally – have to bear! Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 7th January

Monday 8th January

Tuesday 9th January

Wednesday 10th January

Thursday 11th January

Friday 12th January

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Quick Summaries Of Articles, 23rd December-7th January

Hello, friends.

And a – literally – very warm welcome to you all for my first Blog of 2018, and a Happy New Year to you all, despite extreme Cliff-Edge Brexit and Far-Right Tory Austerity!

It’s going to be an exciting year, isn’t it, friends? After all, as we all know, 2018 is – as I have been shrewdly predicting at the beginning of every year since 2011 – going to be the year that Labour will sweep to power, as this totally unelected Tory Government literally falls apart under the weight of its Hard-Right contradictions, and the hated Bullingdon Bully Boy Camoron May is driven from office by the sheer weight of public opinion, i.e. Our Momentum Thugs Activists!

Anyway, enough of all this in-depth, heavyweight political analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.]. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 23rd December

Tuesday 2nd January

Wednesday 3rd January

Thursday 4th January

Friday 5th January

Saturday 6th January

Sunday 7th January