Part 12 Of Saveed Miliband’s Greatest Hits In The Far-Right Guardian: Why Having Babies In Your 90s Is Best; The Need For A TV Mass Debate On Our EU; The Vicious Tory Attack On Our Hard-Right BBC; And Why The Formerly Far-Right Major (Now Our John) Is Totally Correct About The Need For Britain To Remain In Our EU, Friends! (All From May 2016)

Hello, friends.

And I’m pleased to bring you another instalment of Saveed’s Greatest Hits, which includes my favourite piece of his: namely, why the best age for people to have children is when they’re in their 90s. I felt his logic was – literally – unanswerable there.

These pieces are all from May [Groan!J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Do you think you’ll still have time to comment here after June 8th, when of course you’ll be very busy with your new responsibilities as Prime Minister? – L. No comment!J.C.] last year, and they also include a piece by Our Polly on why Our Dave (as he temporarily was) should have a mass debate [Sic!J.C.] with the hated Bullingdon Bully Boy Johnson on Our EU; why the Tories should leave Our BBC alone; and why Our John (formerly the Hard-Right Major) was totally correct on why Britain should stay in Our EU.

As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.

There’s nothing wrong with having a baby in your 70s (article by Aarathi Prasad, 12.5.16)

Well said, Aarathi, but as is so typical in today’s sadly neoliberal Guardian, you don’t go nearly far enough. Parents in their 70s do, after all, suffer from the disadvantage of being somewhat young and inexperienced in the matter of child-rearing, which should ideally be left to more senior people than them.

Plainly, the older the parents, the better. My personal view is that the ideal age for parents is in their 90s, when they will have, finally, begun to acquire some of the necessary life skills for parenting.

Obviously, people who have Far Right political views – Kippers, Tories, and Hard-Right Red Tory Traitors (Hilary Benn etc.) – are an exception here; but, then, almost needless to say, such people should not be permitted to have children, whatever age they are, in case their highly toxic, intolerant, bile-filled, hateful views should infect such unfortunate children who, as we all know, are our future, and indeed our future’s future.

But thank you, friend, for your thoughtful and original contribution to this important subject.


David Cameron v Boris Johnson live on TV: the EU debate we must have (article by Polly Toynbee, 9.5.16)

Well said, Polly.

We on the Progressive Left must rally behind Mr. Cameron – who is easily the most Far-Right Prime Minister in this country’s history, and is nothing more than a privileged Bullingdon Bully Boy who has totally destroyed Britain with Tory Austerity – to save Our EU, which is the envy of the world and indeed elsewhere.

Just the thought of Britain leaving Our EU is utterly terrifying. We are, after all, a tiny, helpless, totally insignificant country which could not possibly manage on its own, and indeed would sink without trace.

Plus, friends, if this self-same tiny, insignificant, helpless little Britain left Our EU, the effects would be truly catastrophic – not just for Britain itself, but for Europe and the World generally, and indeed elsewhere.

On this matter, friends, if on no other, Camoron and Gidiot are absolutely correct, and we on the Progressive Left must rally behind them, ignoring the siren voices of Far-Right neoliberals, e.g. Arthur Scargill, who peddle scaremongering lies about the EU, and worse still, claim that Jeremy Corbyn has been in any way inconsistent in his stance on this matter, when, as we all know Our Jeremy has been a consistent supporter of the EU ever since his election as Labour Leader last September.


The Tories meddle with the BBC at their peril (article by Ian Birrell, 11.5.16)

The so-called BBC – which Thatcher totally destroyed – is nothing more than a craven mouthpiece of the Far Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, peddling a nonstop and predictable menu of Fascist neoliberalism, and as such it is, as Mr Birrell correctly states, the envy of the world – and indeed elsewhere.

It is now under attack by this totally unelected Tory Government, who wish to destroy it through sheer spite, despite its massive popularity amongst the whole British nation, i.e. myself.

Of course, friends, the main problem with the BBC is the Licence Fee, by which I mean, of course, that it is far too low.

The Licence Fee, by charging everyone exactly the same, upholds the Socialist principle of equality, and is therefore an example of true Socialism in action. No wonder Right-wingers want to abolish it, as part of their evil plan to inflict hardship and austerity on the most vulnerable people in our society.

No wonder we on the Progressive Left are revolting!


John Major: EU leave campaign at risk of ‘divisive’ immigration stance (report, 12.5.16)

John Major is a Far-Right Neoliberal whose views are held in total contempt by all fair-minded people on the Progressive Left, i.e. myself.

He was, after all, the man who totally destroyed Britain in the 1980s, first by supporting the hated Thatcher – who, friends, let us never forget, first denied that society existed, and then destroyed it – and then by leading a Far-Right Regime in the 1990s in which Britain was totally destroyed, with literally hundreds of billions of people living in poverty in the aftermath of the ERM debacle, which needless to say, those of us on the Progressive Left consistently opposed after it happened.

And, therefore, when Mr Major so wisely reminds us that it would be a total catastrophe if Britain were ever to leave Our Europe – which has played such an important part, after all, in making this country what it is today – we should, of course, take his views very seriously.

The Cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May’s Vicious Plan To Hold A General Election On June 8th Is – Literally – Nothing More Than An Undemocratic Coup Which Must Be Resisted By All Of Us On The Progressive Left, Friends! My Piece In The Far-Right Guardian Today.

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you are all as excited and happy as I am that the cowardly Bullingdon Bully Boy May is viciously calling a General Election for June 8th!

She is obviously doing this because she is – literally – terrified that Jeremy’s steadily increasing popularity and stature in the country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – will lead to a landslide in 2020, and she is trying to postpone that – literally – evil day by the totally dishonest tactic of bringing the election forward, in an underhand attempt to steal a victory by amassing more votes than any other party.

Of course, friends, she will not succeed. And to make sure of that, we on the Progressive Left must make sure that this totally undemocratic General Election does not take place!

Anne Perkins – Our Anne – has set out this argument very clearly in the Far-Right Guardian today, and I have nothing to add to it except [I thought that this was too good to be true, Lefty!J.C. Oh hello, Jeremy! Doubtless you’re looking forward to the Election as much as I am?L. No comment!J.C.] my very wise and erudite comment which I have reproduced below, in which I very wisely argue for whatever it is I am arguing for. (Sorry, friends, the sheer shock of this vicious General Election announcement has – literally – turned me inside out.)

As always, I’ve provided a link to the original article and my comment, along with replies to it, below this piece.

This is no general election, it’s a coup – MPs have a duty to stop Theresa May

Well said, Anne.

It is just typical of the cowardly Hard-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May that she is viciously calling a General Election that literally nobody wants, apart from that tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots and racists who voted against the explicitly clear orders of Our Experts last June, and who still fail to accept that they – literally – lost, owing to their uneducated belief that 52% of votes cast somehow constitutes a “majority”, whereas of course it – literally – doesn’t.

This totally unelected Tory Government is, of course, totally unelected; and it is utterly outrageous that given this deplorable state of affairs it should seek to be re-elected, when literally nobody will vote for it apart from a few million people who have been predictably brainwashed by the Hard-Right LIES of the Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. Our BBC, whose anti-Left, pro-Brexit bias is obvious to even the meanest intelligence, e.g. me.

Worse than Hitler, friends!

This totally unwanted General Election – which literally no-one has voted for – must be scrapped, and replaced by Our Second Referendum, which will give people the opportunity to vote against Hard-Right Extreme Tory Brexit and which, if the incorrect answer is given again, will provide for further Referendums until the correct decision has been obtained.

And until our demands are met, we on the Progressive Left (and there are still quite a few of us, friends, despite the recent tragic passing of some of our leading lights, e.g. Our Fidel, the People’s Dictator, and Our Martin, the People’s Terrorist) will forever be – literally – revolting!

Lefty’s Springerval Sunday Selection Of Tweets, 9th-16th April

Hello, friends.

And first of all, I would like to wish you all a – literally – Very Happy Easter!

But, as I have already explained to my followers on the Far-Right Twitter, I – literally – cannot, as that would be Hate Speech.

So I shall just express the hope that, as you greedily munch through your viciously Hard-Right Springerval Eggs – which, as Our Daily Mail [normally the literally Fascist Daily Heil] never ceases to remind us, are a leading cause of Far-Right diabetes – you will reflect on the fact that, thanks to Hard-Right Tory Austerity, more than 100% of Our Children are – literally – starving to death due to obesity, in extreme Tory Foodbanks. And yet, if you point out this uncontrovertible fact – verified as it is by well over 127% of Climate Scientists, in peer-reviewed papers – to Far-Right elements, they just laugh at you and saying you’re “making this all up!”

Really, friends! Words – literally – fail me! [That would surely be too much to hope for, Lefty!J.C. Oh Jeremy! Didn’t expect to see you here today! How are your plans to – literally – rise again tomorrow, going by the way?L. No comment!J.C.]

So guess I’d better stop here [Phew!J.C.]. Here are last week’s tweets –  many thanks to David Videcette and DiscoDroid for their tweets, which I retweeted and which are included in this selection:

Sunday 9th April

Monday 10th April

Tuesday 11th April

Wednesday 12th April

Thursday 13th April

Friday 14th April

Saturday 15th April

Sunday 16th April

Part 11 Of Saveed Miliband’s Greatest Hits in The Far-Right Guardian, Friends! Pieces From April & May 2016 On: My 100% Agreement With Our Zoe; Far-Right Trolls; Why Our Hard-Right BBC Is The Envy Of The World, And Indeed Elsewhere; And Labour’s – Literally – Unbelievable Success In The Local Elections!

Hello, friends.

And a very – literally – warm welcome to you all on this beautiful sunny day, which is yet another manifestation of dangerous Climate Change – which, as we all know, friends, has literally nothing to do with weather – and which the Tories are literally slashing, as part of their general attack on some of the poorest, weakest and most vulnerable members of society – which Thatcher totally destroyed – i.e. 97% of Our Climate Scientists.

This week’s instalment of Saveed’s Greatest Hits [Ha!J.C. Oh Jeremy! This is – literally – no laughing matter.L. You said it, Lefty!J.C.] is from April and May last year, and includes a couple of very short posts, along with four longer ones: two on Our BBC, and two on Labour’s amazingly triumphant triumph in last May’s [Groan!J.C. Oh Jeremy! Do stop groaning at puns that weren’t even intended to be puns!L.] local elections.

As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.

Forget about Labour’s heartland – it doesn’t exist (article by Zoe Williams, 10.4.16)

Well said, Zoe. I agree with everything you say, whatever it is.


Is it too late to stop the trolls trampling over our entire political discourse? (article by Owen Jones, 13.4.16)

In reply to ash_nkt:

Friend, the Guardian moderators never block comments simply because they don’t agree with them.

They only block them because they are wrong.


Hands off our cherished BBC, say older voters (Polling report, Observer, 17.4.16)

The main problem with the BBC is the Licence Fee, by which I mean, of course, that it is far too low.

The Licence Fee, by charging everyone exactly the same, upholds the Socialist principle of equality, and therefore is an example of true Socialism in action. No wonder Right-wingers want to abolish it, as part of their evil plan to inflict hardship and austerity on the most vulnerable people in our society.

The BBC is, of course, a Far-Right mouthpiece of the Hard Right, and has been totally destroyed by Thatcher and this current totally unelected Tory Government. As such, it is the Envy of the World, and indeed elsewhere, and is therefore supported by all Progressive Socialists, i.e. myself.


Threats to shift Strictly are just part of the plan to sabotage the BBC (article by Polly Toynbee, 2.5.16)

The so-called BBC is nothing more than a craven mouthpiece of the Far Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, peddling a nonstop and predictable menu of Fascist neoliberalism, and as such it is the envy of the world and indeed elsewhere.

It is now under attack by this totally unelected Government, who wish to destroy it, along with the Licence Fee, which by charging everyone the same amount, is a living example of Socialism in action.

Friends, we must come together and fight to save Our BBC! Not even Hitler attempted to reschedule Strictly Come Dancing, which only goes to show how far this country has sunk in to the quicksand of Fascist neoliberalism, and from which, like a drowning man, it will never escape unless all the Socialist lifeboats are manned.

No wonder we on the Progressive Left are revolting!


UK elections: Jeremy Corbyn declares ‘we hung on’ after mixed night for Labour – as it happened (report, 6.5.16)

Friends, we have had a truly triumphant night! The naysayers, the knockers, the Moaning Minnies, the n’er do well’s, the subversives, the Far Right Tory Traitors (the list is literally endless!) have been well and truly put in their place by Labour’s amazing performance, which, as ever, has been totally downplayed by the Far Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the BBC, who have been predictably silent about the many seats that Labour has won in the last few hours!

Remember, friends, what our enemies – and, friends, we have many enemies, and not just in this particular world – were saying only yesterday? They claimed that Labour would lose millions of seats, whereas in fact we are set to win well over two thousand seats!

And, friends, if we can win over 2000 seats today, why should we not win a mere 301 seats – which is all we would require to secure a Parliamentary majority – in 2020? That is the question that no-one in the Far-Right etc. Media has yet dared to ask! Why not, friends? Because, friends, they are truly terrified of the answer!


Dr Corbyn’s elixir for electoral success will kill only the patient (article by Andrew Rawnsley, Observer, 8.5.16)

This so-called article is yet another Far-Right neoliberal attack on Our Jeremy, who scored triumph upon triumph on Thursday night. This is quite some achievement, and one which has been acknowledged by all objective and heavyweight political commentators without an axe to grind, i.e. myself.

And, friends, these triumphs were achieved despite the Hard-Right Red Tory traitors, e.g. Sadiq Khan, who have continually damaged Labour’s appeal to the electorate by trying to appeal to the so-called “centre ground” which is, as we all know, merely a euphemism for Far-Right neoliberalism and Fascism, and which is comprehensively rejected by everyone apart from a few million bigoted people who have been totally brainwashed by the Far Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media’s predictable lies!

It is surely time, friends, for those of us on the Progressive Left to mobilise the mass power of working people, e.g. students, to totally crush these Red Tory Traitors, and to expel them from the Party. (No right of appeal should be allowed, as that would merely result in a Party full of appealing people, which is the last thing we on the Progressive Left need right now.)

Friends, if we can just hold our nerve, putting our collective best feet forward, with our shoulders to the wheel, our backs to the wall, and our heads in the sand, a Great Victory should surely await us in May 2020!




Why We On The Progressive Left Should Keep On Marching Against – Literally – Everything, Friends! My Piece In Today’s Far-Right Guardian, In Which I Support Our Zoe – Literally – To The Hilt!

Hello, friends.

And as you may have shrewdly inferred from the title of this piece, I have today – literally – waded in to the Mass Debate [Sic!J.C.] that we on the Progressive Left are currently having, in the pages of the Far-Right Guardian, about the multifarious benefits of Protest Marches.

My view is, naturally, crystal clear. Protest Marches against absolutely everything are – literally – one of the things that has got the Progressive Left where it is today.

As ever, I have provided a link to my original comment, along with any replies (three at the time of writing) and the original article, below this piece.

Keep on marching. Most protests do work … eventually

Well said, Zoe. As ever, you have – literally – nailed the heart of the matter in to a cocked hat.

Friends! As Zoe has so wisely pointed out, whether Our Protest Marches actually have any success or not, is totally irrelevant. What matters is that we on the Progressive Left are marching in protest, against whatever it is we happen to be protesting about.

And naturally, the precise nature of what we happen to be protesting about is not particularly important either. “Thatcher” is, of course, a safe bet for those people who may be in the early stages of their marching career. “Racism”, “Fascism” and “sexism” are also quite promising, although of course cultural sensitivities must be observed carefully here, as we must never lapse in to Hate Crimes and/or Islamophobia.

Of course, “Extreme Brexit” is an ideal thing to march against, since all Progressive people – e.g. Our Hezza, Our Mandy, Our Anna, Our Tim and Our Tony – are opposed to it, in shining contrast to viciously Hard-Right, xenophobic elements, e.g. George Galloway and Dennis Skinner. Marches in favour of Our EU are always inspiring, and it is always good to see that so many of our new friends, Our Police, attend these in such large numbers – often, indeed, outnumbering the rest of us, which only goes to show, I guess, the strength of their feelings on this particular matter.

One thing does puzzle me, friends. With all the marches that we on the Progressive Left have participated in down the years, why is this totally unelected Tory Government still in power? I guess the answer can only be that we have not marched enough, nor protested enough, against it.

Lefty’s Sunday Selection Of Tweets, 2nd-9th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect that all of you are getting as – literally – sick and tired as I am of this vicious Far-Right backlash against Our Terrorists, aren’t you, friends?  As we all know, Our Terrorists are the envy of the world, and indeed elsewhere, and yet Hard-Right elements are constantly knocking them and belittling their very real achievements!

It is surely time for those of us on the Progressive Left to – literally – come together and defend the terrorist community, which is under sustained attack by reactionary forces, some of whom even dare to assert that “Terrorism is a bad thing”!

Hate, friends!

This is Hate Speech of the highest order, friends! I do hope that those Far-Right haters perpetuating it will be called to account for their hate-filled hatred, which is utterly hateful and which I – literally – hate.

Anyway, here are last week’s tweets:

Sunday 2nd April

Monday 3rd April

Tuesday 4th April

Wednesday 5th April

Thursday 6th April

Friday 7th April

Saturday 8th April

Sunday 9th April

Part 10 Of Saveed Miliband’s Greatest Hits in The Far-Right Guardian, Friends! Pieces From Feb.-Apr. 2016 On: Jeremy’s Impressively Consistent Record Of Backing Our EU; Gidiot’s Final Budget; Welsh Steel; Why Our Children Should Be Given The Vote; And The Need To Take On The Tories, Friends!

Hello, friends.

Here’s this week’s instalment of Saveed’s pieces, in which he – literally – backs Jeremy against the Far-Right Owen Jones [OMG, Lefty! Just for once, you do actually mean “Owen Jones”!J.C. Oh Jeremy! I’ve long since given up trying to work out which Owen is which! They’re all Hard-Right Red Tory Traitors, whatever their exact names are!L.] in the ongoing mass debate [Sic!J.C.] re Our EU; literally destroys Gidiot’s [now Our Boy George] final Budget; defends Our Steel Industry; makes a typically impassioned plea for Our Children to be given the vote on Our EU; and backs Our Polly in her stirring call to take on the Tories, who were – literally – in meltdown at the time.

As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.

How Corbyn could make a virtue of his former EU doubts (article by Owen Jones, 23.2.16)

Let us finally nail once and for all the totally predictable Tory smear, perpetuated by the arch-neoliberal Owen Jones and other Far-Right commentators in the Tory Press, e.g. the Guardian, that Our Jeremy has in any way been “inconsistent” in his stance over Europe.

As Jeremy reminded me in a brief 8-hour chat only last night, his views on the EU have not changed one iota over the past 40+ years. As he said at the time of the 1975 Referendum about the then Common Market:

“It is a racist, neoliberal construct, specifically designed for the multinational bosses and the 1% to continually oppress working people, e.g. students and the unemployed, by reinforcing the hegemonistic capitalist paradigm – and as such, we in the Labour Party must totally oppose it”.

On becoming Labour Leader last September, Our Jeremy reaffirmed this view, with just one small word changed for the purposes of clarification, viz.:

“It is a racist, neoliberal construct, specifically designed for the multinational bosses and the 1% to continually oppress working people, e.g. students and the unemployed, by reinforcing the hegemonistic capitalist paradigm – and as such, we in the Labour Party must totally support it”.

Needless to say, the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled monopoly media, e.g. the so-called BBC, have totally predictably claimed that this one change of a totally unimportant and insignificant word shows that Our Jeremy is just another completely spineless, unprincipled politician who is happy to change an important political position for his own self-serving ends.

Really! Words totally fail me! Are there no depths to which our so-called media are not prepared to sink in their constant denigration of Our Jeremy? It should surely be totally obvious to even the meanest intelligence, e.g. myself, that Jeremy’s total consistency on this matter is beyond doubt, and that only a totally blinkered, biased and trouble-fomenting Red Tory traitor such as Owen Jones could possibly claim otherwise.


Budget 2016: magical thinking from charmed world of the chancellor (article by Jonathan Freedland, 16.3.16)

This so-called Budget was another typical disgraceful and totally sickening attack on working people, e.g. students, and as such has been widely condemned by all serious commentators, e.g. myself.

Our Jeremy, by contrast, literally tore strips off Gidiot, who was left floundering by the sheer oratory of Jeremy’s speech, which just got better and better. No wonder the Tories are terrified of him! You could tell that by the way they kept laughing, which was obviously at Gidiot’s extreme discomfort.

For a totally objective and fuller account of Jeremy’s latest triumph, here is a blog that is not afraid to challenge the totally predictable consensus of the Far-Right Murdoch controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the Guardian:


We bailed out the bankers. Welsh steelworkers deserve no less (article by Michael Sheen, 30.3.16)

Jeremy Corbyn has made a very percipient comment re the Steel Crisis on this blog, which is the only one in the world, and indeed elsewhere, which is totally dedicated to giving Our Jeremy a fair crack of the whip and fights back against all the racist, Fascist, neoliberal knockers who sadly infest the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the Independent, which should be closed immediately for perpetuating Hate Speech, i.e. its sickening support for the Tory’s [sic] at the last so-called election, which was totally gerrymandered as Ed Miliband would have won had it not been for the vicious Exit Poll, plus the fact that he was far too Right-wing for the British people, who, disillusioned by his fervent Neoliberalism, voted for the Tories and UKIP in protest.


EU referendum: poll shows young voters could hold key in June vote (survey, 2.4.16)

It is just typical of this totally unelected Fascist, racist, neoliberal so-called Government that children will not be allowed to vote for Europe on 23rd June, as all right-thinking people will obviously do.

As we all know, children – who are, after all, our future, and our future’s future – are far better to make an informed judgement of this kind, as they have not yet been totally brainwashed by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled Monopoly Media, e.g. the BBC, whose anti-European bias is obvious to all but the meanest intelligence, e.g. myself.

But I guess we should not be surprised that a Fascist Government that is prepared to disenfranchise literally tens of millions of voters by introducing Individual Voter Registration and equalisation of constituency sizes – not even Hitler went that far! – is now callously refusing to allow children to vote for Our European Future.

No wonder that we on the Left are revolting!


The Tories are in meltdown. Surely now Corbyn will find his voice (article by Polly Toynbee, 5.4.16)

Well said, Polly.

The Tories are fighting like cornered rats looking for a buried treasure in a burning haystack, and we on the Progressive Left must take advantage of their total disarray by grasping the bull with both hands and ringing down the curtains on their particular Far-Right mess of pottage!

Friends, the fight back against the Tories starts here, in this totally objective, fact-filled Blog which is committed to total and unconditional support of Our Jeremy who, like Our NHS, is the envy of the world and elsewhere, and which Thatcher has totally destroyed:



Lefty’s Sunday Selection Of Tweets, 26th March-2nd April

Hello, friends.

And I daresay you’re all still feeling pretty downcast by the appalling news last week, when Bullingdon Bully Boy May blatantly ignored Our March For Our EU – which, let it never be forgotten, several tens of dozens of people attended, only some of whom were the police who were policing [Groan!J.C. Oh Jeremy! That wasn’t even supposed to be a pun, although I accept it was rather clumsily put! – L.] it – and instead viciously triggered the Hard-Right Article 48% (as I have now renamed it, in honour of we, the 48%, who represent – literally – the overwhelming majority of mainstream pro-EU opinion), which caused the Far-Right so-called £ to plummet upwards, just as we in the Remain Camp always predicted it would.

But, friends, I literally beg you – do not despair! Many Progressive Left heroes, e.g. Our Gina, Our Alastair, Our Hezza, Our Tom [Who on earth’s that, Lefty?J.C. Oh Jeremy!  It’s Tom Fallon, Leader of Our LibDems! Literally everyone’s heard of him! L.]  and Our Mandy have promised to keep on fighting; and I for one am quietly confident that they will be as successful at this in the future as they have been so far, in preventing a tiny majority of 17,410,742 bigots and racists from completely undermining the popular democratic will, e.g. by viciously voting against the way they were clearly instructed to by Our Experts, whose predictions are – literally – notorious for their accuracy.

Anyway, here are last week’s tweets:

Sunday 26th March

Monday 27th March

Tuesday 28th March

Wednesday 29th March

Thursday 30th March

Friday 31st March

Saturday 1st April

Sunday 2nd April

Part 9 Of Saveed Miliband’s Greatest Hits in The Far-Right Guardian, Friends! Pieces From Feb. 2016 On: Why So-Called Criminals Are Actually Victims; The Print Closure Of The Hard-Right Independent Newspaper; The Hated Bullingdon Bully Boy Johnson’s Vicious Backing For Brexit; And Jeremy’s Impressively Consistent Record Of Backing Our EU, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And a – literally – warm welcome to you all for Part 9 of Saveed Miliband’s old pieces in the Far-Right Guardian!  These all come from February last year, and, in addition to a couple of pieces on Our EU, cover the literally thorny topic of prison numbers, as well as a – literally – penetrating analysis of why the Hard-Right Independent‘s circulation had fallen so far, that the print edition was closed.

As ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with any replies, is provided under each piece.


If Cameron really cared he would cut prisoner numbers (article by Polly Toynbee, 8.2.16)

Well said, Polly, although it’s depressing to see you can’t resist a predictable attack on Our Jeremy, this time by totally failing to mention him at all. He is, after all, about to become our next Prime Minister, you know!

As all enlightened people like myself realise, so-called “criminals” are actually victims of our unjust, racist, neoliberal, dog-eat-dog society, in which the 1% and the Banksters own well over 100% of all the wealth in the world and elsewhere, whilst the rest of us sink in to ever-greater poverty, working on zero-hour contracts in compulsory Foodbanks whilst struggling to pay back our student loans and ever-higher Bedroom Taxes.

The true criminals in our so-called society are, in any case, the Banksters and the 1%, who should all be put on trial, using People’s Courts, and then locked up for crashing the world’s banks, e.g. Northern Rock, thereby ushering in the Great Crash, which in any case started in America.

Of course, once Our Jeremy is in charge, and true Socialism has been introduced in to the UK (on the lines of that highly successful economy, Venezuela – the envy of the world!), and all criminals, e.g. Tories, etc. democratically liquidated, all criminality will disappear, in the way that it always does when True Socialism is ushered in to any country.



Independent and Independent on Sunday print closures confirmed (report, 12.2.16)

The only reason that the Independent has lost readers is that it has totally swallowed the Far-Right, racist, neoliberal agenda, and failed to support Our Jeremy in the way that any truly “independent” newspaper should.

Hopefully, those few Indy journalists who show some fairness and balance in their writings, e.g. Alibi Yasmin-Brown and Robin Fisk, along with that superb satirist Mark Steele whose brilliant witticisms about Thatcher, neoliberals, Tories, Kippers and Red Tory Traitors like Hilary Benn etc regularly have all of those of us on the True Left in stitches, will be snapped up by the Guardian, whose only hope of long-term survival is to abandon its totally predictable craven support of racist neoliberalism and Fascism, and support those literally tens of billions of us on the Democratic Left who believe that life can be better for those of us who are not Bullingdon Bully Boy Banksters in the pay of the 1%.


Boris Johnson backs Brexit after ‘agonisingly difficult’ decision – as it happened (report, Observer, 21.2.16)

So another Bullingdon Bully Boy has totally predictably come down on the side of the Little Englanders – the Fascist, racist neoliberals who have a visceral hatred for the modern Democratic Europe that we on the Progressive Left are engaged in building, and whose blinkered and xenophobic views will be totally rejected on 23rd June.

Contrast Bozo’s totally opportunistic flip-flopping on this matter with Our Jeremy’s totally consistent and principled stance as a pro-European statesperson, which he has unwaveringly stuck to ever since soon after becoming Labour Leader.

Thank goodness for Our Jeremy, whose firm and decisive pro-European leadership will inspire the Remain campaign, as the British people resoundingly reject xenophobia, racism, imperialism and Fascism, and instead embrace internationalism and socialism, which are an integral part of modern Europe.


Free spirits? The Brexit brigade are just another bunch of elitists (article by Polly Toynbee, 23.2.16)

Well said, Ms Toynbee, though as ever you couldn’t resist a totally predictable attack on Our Jeremy, viz.:

It matters greatly that Jeremy Corbyn has opted for in, as the ultimate life-long outsider – though he sounds unlikely to barnstorm his supporters to the polls.

This is another tiresome smear on Our Jeremy, which needs to be dispelled.

I have, naturally, talked long and hard with Jeremy about the predictable smears perpetuated by the Far-Right media, e.g. the BBC, in which it has been alleged that he is actually a long-term campaigner against the EU, who has merely changed his stance for purely opportunistic reasons.

Nothing, of course, could be further from the truth. Jeremy assures me that his 40-year campaign against EU membership was “a brief moment of madness”, explaining that this was in any case all “a very long time ago, in very different times”, and that his previous comments about the EU being “a rich man’s club, designed to prop up a totally predictable neoliberal hegemonistic paradigm, in which the Banksters and the 1% profit at the expense of the 99.9%” have been “totally taken out of context by the Far-Right Murdoch-controlled monopoly media”, e.g. the Guardian, of which Ms Toynbee is a leading light.

Furthermore, Our Jeremy has, ever since shortly after becoming Labour Leader last September, been a totally consistent and long-term supporter of what he and I call “A People’s Europe”, in which all Bedroom Taxes etc will be abolished, and this totally unelected Tory Government democratically overthrown (leave that to me).

I hope this puts the record straight, and that we will henceforth hear no more of these totally disgraceful smears and misrepresentations of Our Jeremy’s position on Europe, which as I have demonstrated, has been as every bit as consistent over the past 40-odd years as that of the Labour Party.

My Piece In Today’s Far-Right Guardian, In Which I – Literally – Support Our Polly To The Hilt, By Helpfully Providing A Couple Of Past Quotations Of Hers, Which Clearly Demonstrate That, Just In Terms Of Sheer Perceptiveness And Insight Alone, She Is Truly “The People’s Columnist”, Friends!

Hello, friends.

And here is my latest piece in the Far-Right Guardian, in which I – literally – waded in to the Mass Debate [I’d rephrase that particular term if I were you, Lefty!J.C. But Jeremy, you are not me! And kindly stop telling me what I should write here! Whose Blog is it anyway?L. No comment!J.C.] on Our EU, which the Hard-Right Bullingdon Bully Boy May is, tragically, planning to literally destroy tomorrow, with her vicious plan to trigger Article 48%, as I have renamed it after Our 48%, who after all represent the overwhelming minority of people in Britain, as demonstrated [Groan!J.C. Oh for heaven’s sake, Jeremy! That wasn’t even intended to be a pun!L.] on Saturday when, according to figures I’ve just made up, and which at least 97% of Climate Scientists agree are an underestimate if anything, well over 50 million people marched on London in support of Our EU, and were viciously censored by the Hard-Right so-called BBC which is a neoliberal, racist disgrace, and which the Far-Right Tories are literally attempting to destroy, even though Our BBC is the envy of the world, and indeed elsewhere, e.g. Strictly Our Great British Bake-off.

Puzzled, friends!

I have to confess, friends, that I am at a loss to understand why Jeremy didn’t attend the March, given his impressive pro-EU credentials, which stretch all the way back in time to those far-off days when he became Labour Leader. Whenever I ask him why he didn’t attend, he always says “No comment!”, which I do find rather unhelpful. Perhaps, Jeremy, you would care to take the opportunity here, in this Blog, to explain exactly why you didn’t go? [No comment!J.C.]. You see now what I’m – literally – up against, don’t you, friends?

Hey ho, friends – some mysteries will always be mysterious! Anyway, enough of all this Hard-Right banter! [Some mistake surely, Lefty?J.C. Oh Jeremy! There are never any mistaks in this Blog!L. No coment!J.C.] Here’s the piece: as ever, a link to the original article and my comment, along with replies to it, is provided under the piece.

Now the battle line is drawn before Theresa May’s car-crash Brexit

Well said, Polly.

Friends! Brexit will undoubtedly be at least as bad for the British economy as Britain’s failure to join Our Euro has been.

As Polly so wisely pointed out in 1997:

It won’t be enough to rely on frightening voters with the dangers of being left out of the single currency. Nor will it be enough to sell the immediate advantages – lower interest rates, lower mortgages, exchange rate stability, and the like.

And, of course, let us not forget Polly’s remarkable comments about Our Gordon, made in 2007:

Twice a year Gordon Brown fills his party’s sails with pride. His tornado of facts and figures magics up images of untold national wealth and success. Sixty per cent more personal wealth! Most chancellors sound as if chunks of their speech are penned by officials, not quite convincing in their grasp of macro or micro details. But here is the man who studies everything, consuming documents with the speed of a shredder. Standing at the dispatch box, the towering superiority of his brain makes intellectual pygmies of his opponents.

And yet, friends, Hard-Right elements claim that such quotes “just show that Polly Toynbee hasn’t the faintest idea what she’s talking about”! Talk about delusional!