Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 21st-29th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as angry as I am about the allegations in the Far-Right Sunday Times today that Russian interference was the reason why Labour – literally – won last June’s General Election, aren’t you, friends?

Labour didn’t actually win the election at all for that reason, friends! It was because Jeremy appealed to people’s desire for free stuff social justice and their envy of people who were better-off than themselves natural idealism! That is surely obvious to even the meanest intelligence, i.e. me!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth psephological analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of why Labour won Our June Election. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 21st April

Monday 23rd April

Tuesday 24th April

Wednesday 25th April

Thursday 26th April

Friday 27th April

Saturday 28th April

Sunday 29th April

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 14th-20th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as happy as I am that Our House of Lords has voted in favour of Our Customs Union, aren’t you, friends?

Cambridge Analytica, friends!

Far-Right Leavers – e.g. Kate Hoey – are now predictably claiming that Our House of Lords ‘isn’t democratically elected’, which is just another LIE being peddled by the Hard-Right Cambridge Analytica, which Our Codswallop [Who the hell is that, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Everyone knows about Our Codswallop! She’s the courageous investigative journalist who’s proved that the Leave Campaign was run by – literally – Hitler! Surely you, as a passionate life-long Remainer, know about this? – L. No comment! – J.C.] has conclusively proved did whatever it was that she said it did. And in any case, Our House of Lords is no more ‘undemocratic’ than Our EU is.

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the latest turning point in Our Great Fight Against Brexit. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 14th April

Sunday 15th April

Monday 16th April

Tuesday 17th April

Wednesday 18th April

Thursday 19th April

Friday April 20th

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 7th-13th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I am that the Far-Right BBC Radio 4 is planning to broadcast a programme tonight on the hated Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech – a phrase that was so utterly vile, not even Powell dared to actually use it anywhere in his speech!

A Hard-Right actor – *not* one of Our Celebrities, of course – will be reading out the entire speech, which is surely one of the worst Hate Speeches in history, the hate-filled hatred of which is – literally – hateful!

The Fascist Powell claimed that Our Mass Immigration might cause problems, e.g. violence and a lack of integration! Ridiculous! As we all know, no such problems have ever occurred, and in any case they are all caused by Tory Austerity, e.g. cuts to Our Police, who in any case are institutionally racist, as conclusively proved by Our MacPherson Report in 1999.

I do trust, friends, that you will not listen to this Hate Broadcast, which is on Radio 4 tonight from 8-9pm.

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 7th April

Sunday 8th April

Monday 9th April

Tuesday 10th April

Wednesday 11th April

Thursday 12th April

Friday 13th April

Selection Of Sir Leftski’s Tweets And Summaries Of Articles, 31st March-6th April

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I am that a highly dangerous 78-year-old man has been allowed to – literally – get away with murder, aren’t you? 

What sort of so-called world are we living in, when a respected member of Our Burgling Community, who was widely-loved by himself, cannot be allowed to go about his unlawful business without being viciously attacked? Hopefully, when Labour come to power – which, as I shrewdly predicted this time last year, will be by next Winterval – they will introduce legislation to protect Our Burglars from this sort of vicious attack, as well as extending Our Hate Speech Laws to protect them from Burglarophobic Hate Speech.

Anyway, here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 31st March

Sunday 1st April

Monday 2nd April

Tuesday 3rd April

Wednesday 4th April

Thursday 5th April

Friday 6th April