Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 11th-24th May

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as terrified as me that the hated Far-Right Boris Johnson could now become Britain’s next Prime Minister, following the toppling of the hated Far-Right Theresa May by the sheer weight of public opinion – i.e. Tory MPs – aren’t you, friends?

‘Boris’ isn’t his real first name, friends!

Not merely is the hated Johnson a Far-Right racist and xenophobe, friends, but ‘Boris’ isn’t even his real first name. Talk about being like Tommy Robinson (not his real name, btw) all over again! As my good friend Elton John remarked to me the other day, it is an absolute travesty that people should be allowed to get away without using their real names. After all, even Hitler, despite all his undoubted faults, used his real name. Talk about a scandalous scandal!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] political analysis of the Far-Right Tommy Johnson [It’s ‘Boris’, Lefty. – J.C. No, Jeremy – as I’ve carefully explained above, Boris isn’t his real first name. – L. I totally despair! – J.C.]. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 11th May

Monday 20th May

Tuesday 21st May

Wednesday 22nd May

Thursday 23rd May

Friday 24th May

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 4th-11th May

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as outraged as I am that the hated Far-Right racist Farage was allowed to appear on the Hard-Right racist Brexit BBC’s Alt-Right racist Question Time programme, for the 34th time in only 20 years, aren’t you, friends? Talk about saturation coverage! His hate-filled hatred was totally hateful, e.g. his Hate Joke about Our Royal Baby. [That was Danny Baker, Lefty. – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a pedant! Farage, Baker – they’re all Far-Right racists as far as I’m concerned. – L.] Talk about the racist racism of the Far-Right, e.g. Labour Leave voters!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of Our Far-Right racist Brexit BBC’s totally biased bias. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Saturday 4th May

Sunday 5th May

Monday 6th May

Tuesday 7th May

Wednesday 8th May

Thursday 9th May

Friday 10th May

Saturday 11th May

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 28th April-4th May

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all thrilled as I am by Our Local Election Results, in which Our Labour Party managed to hang on to several seats despite Hard-Right Tory Zionism Austerity and Brexit, aren’t you, friends? Talk about smashing the Far-Right, e.g. the Brexit Party which was utterly humiliated, as proved by the fact that it did not win so much as a single vote. [Surely that’s because it didn’t actually field any candidates, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! The way you talk, I sometimes almost wonder if you’re a secret supporter of the Far-Right Brexit Party! – L. No comment! – J.C.]

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth [Ha! –  J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of Our Great Local Elections Triumph. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question! 

 

Sunday 28th April

Monday 29th April

Tuesday 30th April

Wednesday 1st May

Thursday 2nd May

Friday 3rd May

Saturday 4th May