Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 24th-28th October

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re as worried as I am that the hated, hateful, hate-filled hatemonger Johnson may succeed in calling a General Election, thanks to his Far-Right allies in Parliament, e.g. the Hard-Right Lib Dems and the Alt-Right SNP [formerly ‘Our SNP’], aren’t you, friends? Talk about living under a dictatorship eh!

Of course, Far-Right elements – e.g. Labour Leave voters – predictably claim that “Labour has been demanding a general election for over two years now – the only reason you don’t want one now is that you think you’ll lose!”.  Really, what cynicism, friends! Of course Labour will win a general election! After all, in June 2017, the Far-Right media – e.g. Our BBC – all claimed that “Labour will lose this election”, and what happened? [Actually, we lost, Lefty. – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Talk about defeatist talk! – L.] Labour actually ended up winning the election, other than in terms of votes and seats – and there is no reason why we can’t manage to do the same thing at the next election, too, if we all pull our fingers out whilst putting our backs to the wall, our shoulders to the wheel, our best feet forward and our heads in the sand.

Anyway, that’s enough of my, shrewd, in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of how Labour can win the next election, whenever the cowardly Johnson dares to hold it despite Labour’s opposition. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Thursday 24th October

Friday 25th October

Saturday 26th October

Sunday 27th October

Monday 28th October

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 20th-23rd October

Hello, friends.

And what a wonderful few days it’s been for Our Democracy, hasn’t it, friends? Our House of Commons, in particular, has been at its finest in standing up for Our Vulnerable Minorities, e.g. Our Michael (Heseltine) – the People’s Multimillionaire – whose modest stipend of £90,000/year from Our Reformed EU is imperilled by the hated Far-Right Johnson’s vicious Deal with Our EU.

Meanwhile, the hated Johnson also continues to threaten democracy with all kinds of undemocratic measures, e.g. a general election which, by not allowing Our Children to vote, would be totally rigged against the Progressive Left. Talk about a Far-Right coup!

Anyway, that’s enough of my, shrewd, in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of the latest political developments along with the continuing struggle by those of us on the Progressive Left against reality the fascist hegemony of the racist neoliberal patriarchal paradigm . Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Sunday 20th October

Monday 21st October

Tuesday 22nd October

Wednesday 23rd October

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 16th-19th October

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as delighted as I am that Our Ollie’s [formerly ‘the hated Far-Right Letwin, inventor of the Poll Tax] Amendment has passed Our House Of Commons, aren’t you, friends? Its main purpose, after all, is simply to derail Brexit by postponing it still further enable MPs to have more time to scrutinise the hated Johnson’s Far-Right Brexit deal, and hopefully will also enable Our Parliament to approve Our #2ndPeoplesFinalConfirmatoryVoteToSayRemain which, let’s face it, all the people who most strongly opposed the 2016 referendum believe in democracy want. Talk about a wonderful day for Our Democracy eh! 

Anyway, that’s enough of my, shrewd, in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of the latest dishonest manoeuvres by moves taking place in Our Great Parliamentary Democracy, which is the envy of undemocratic, fanatical Remainers the world. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Wednesday 16th October

Thursday 17th October

Friday 18th October

Saturday 19th October

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 8th-15th October

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as appalled and  shocked by this – literally – fascist government’s vicious plans for voter ID as I am, aren’t you, friends?  Expecting ordinary Labour voters – e.g. criminals, grooming gang members, terrorists, Climate Scientists, Guardian journalists etc. – to reveal intimate details, e.g. who they are, before they can vote multiple times is literally worse than Hitler who, despite all his faults, certainly never insisted on such Far-Right practices as ‘one person one vote’. Talk about vote-rigging!

Anyway, that’s enough of my, shrewd, in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of why asking for people’s ID is literally fascism (unless, of course, it’s for totally legitimate reasons, e.g. entry to the Labour Party Conference).  Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Tuesday 8th October

Wednesday 9th October

Thursday 10th October

Tuesday 14th October

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 3rd-7th October

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all – literally –  shocked and stunned by the latest revelation that the hated Johnson may have had sex with a woman, aren’t you, friends?  And yet he still refuses to tell us about exactly what happened. Talk about having something to hide! Thank goodness that Our Beff  (from Our Totally Impartial Sly News) is continually questionin him about this shockin behaviour. No wonder the latest Tory lead over Labour has been slashed to single figures. Talk about being finished by this – literally – scandalous scandal!

Anyway, that’s enough of my, shrewd, in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] analysis of how the hated Johnson is now totally finished, as we on the Progressive Left have been pointing out ever since he became #NotOurPM. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Thursday 3rd October

Friday 4th October

Saturday 5th October

Sunday 6th October

Monday 7th October

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 28th September-2nd October

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all still reeling at the news that the hated Johnson squeezed a woman’s thigh as recently as in 1999, aren’t you, friends?

Of course, Far-Right extremists – e.g. Labour Leave voters – are now predictably making the Hate Claim that, as Our Charlotte had never mentioned this episode in the 20 years since it allegedly occurred, “it might not actually be true”.

Which, of course, completely misses the point, which is that if one of Our Wimmin claims that something happened, this means it happened, whether it actually happened or not; and therefore the exact year in which it may or may not have happened is totally irrelevant. Talk about the bleedin’ obvious!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] exposé of how the hated Johnson is now totally finished, as we on the Progressive Left have been shrewdly pointing out ever since he became #NotOurPM. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 28th September

Sunday 29th September

Monday 30th September

Tuesday 1st October

[For the avoidance of doubt, as quite a few people thought Our Dame Helen might have actually said it, I made up the quote about gravity!]

Wednesday 2nd October