Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 15th-23rd November

Hello, friends.

And I am sorry to announce that, due to a shortage of ‘raw’ verbiage as a result of Blindfold Bungled Brexit – as Our Caroline Lucas so wisely calls it –  this Blog’s usual introductory piece has had to be axed this week.

Which is a great pity, as I was going to write about the Far-Right Tommy Robinson, and about the little-mentioned fact that this is not his real name, as well as explore why this little-known fact is hardly ever reported by the Far-Right media, e.g. Our Guardian. But, alas, due to Blindfold Bungled Brexit, this fascinating and widely-unknown revelation will have to remain [Groan! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! That wasn’t even intended to be a pun! – L.] unknown. Talk about Far-Right censorship eh!

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth explanation [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of  how Bungled Blindfold Brexit can, by disrupting Our Frictionless Supply Chains, destroy vital services that we all rely on and take for granted in our everyday lives, e.g. this Blog. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Thursday 15th November

Tuesday 20th November

Wednesday 21st November

Thursday 22nd November

Friday 23rd November

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 10th-15th November

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all thrilled to know that Jeremy is now – literally – on the brink of Downing Street, as I’ve been shrewdly predicting he would be ever since that happy day in September 2015 when 250,000 odd people elected him as Our Labour Leader! Talk about Supreme Executive Power being only – literally – a heartbeat away eh!

Of course, the first thing Jeremy will do as PM will be to stop Blindfold Brexit! [Will I, Lefty? – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a tease! After all, how could you – as a lifelong, passionate supporter of Our Reformed EU – do anything else? – L. No comment! – J.C.] And once that’s been done, we can then work with Our Reformed EU – e.g. Our Juncker – to transform Britain into a truly Socialist country, on the lines of Our Soviet Union Our Cambodia Our Cuba Our Bolivia Our Venezuela the many successful Socialist countries that already exist in the world, and indeed elsewhere.

Anyway, that’s enough of my shrewd, in-depth analysis [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of the current fast-changing political scene, i.e. Jeremy becoming Our PM by Winterval, and holding Our Second People’s Final Vote To Say Let’s Remain. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 10th November

Sunday 11th November

Monday 12th November

Tuesday 13th November

Wednesday 14th November

Thursday 14th November

 

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 3rd-9th November

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as shocked as I was by the appearance on BBC1’s Far-Right Question Time of the – literally – fascist Oscar Peterson [it’s *Jordan*, Lefty! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! Don’t be such a pedant – it drives me Wilde! – L. Groan! – J.C.], aren’t you, friends?  The sheer hate-filled hatred of the hated Peterhead was – literally – hateful, and I – literally – hated it! Even the Far-Right QT audience didn’t cheer him much, which proves that the hateful Peter Jordanson [Sic! – J.C.] was – literally – hated. Talk about an own goal for fascism!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth review of the hated Davidson’s [I totally despair! – J.C.] appearance on the Hard-Right Question Time, which needless to say I refused to watch, as I hate Hate Programmes like [Groan! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! That wasn’t even intended to be a pun! – L.] QT. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 3rd November

Sunday 4th November

Monday 5th November

Tuesday 6th November

Wednesday 7th November

Thursday 8th November

Friday 9th November

Selection Of Sir Lefty’s Tweets, 26th October-2nd November

Hello, friends.

And I expect you’re all as engrossed in Our James “No” Brain’s – literally – stunning new book How To Be A Right Lefty T**t as I am, aren’t you, friends?

As he so correctly writes, the problem with Our Britain – and indeed Our World – today is that far too many people hold ridiculous opinions that are – literally – wrong, and then compound this problem by ranting on continuously about things they know nothing about. Talk about bigotry and lack of ability to see the other person’s point of view!

Anyway, that’s enough of my in-depth review [Ha! – J.C. Shush, Jeremy! – L.] of Our “No” Brain’s splendid tome, which alas I haven’t yet had time to buy, nor indeed to read. Here’s my latest selection of tweets. As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!

 

Saturday 27th October

Sunday 28th October

Monday 29th October

Tuesday 29th October

Wednesday 31st October

Thursday 1st November

Friday 2nd November