Hello, friends.
And here’s my latest selection of tweets and Quick Summaries, which finally brings us – literally – right up to date! Although there are only 22 tweets here, five of them are Quick Summaries of Guardian articles, which average about 250 words each, so hopefully there’s enough here to – literally – get your teeth in to!
As ever, my thanks to everyone whose tweets I’ve mentioned, and to all who’ve contributed to the threads, which can easily be viewed, by dint of clicking on the tweet in question!
Sunday 29th October
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924543803956002817
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924578494893514752
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924627902066495488
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924661669053202433
Monday 30th October
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924915493118595072
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924954243559194624
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/924993143388426240
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925031872194863105
Tuesday 31st October
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925270990447415296
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925297728816640001
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925315880497700864
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925368332647325696
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925394819328937984
Wednesday 1st November
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925633913028075520
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925668133641379841
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925683852307296261
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925699908350472192
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925755777767395328
Thursday 2nd November
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/925999070811967488
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/926039921479049216
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/926058798879596546
https://twitter.com/SupportOurLefty/status/926104375847739392
SupportOurLefty 
As a result of an improbable series of events the entire Merthyr neo Bolshevik Collective found itself held without trial in a prison in Stalingrad( note correct name).
The treachery of the happilý late Derek Pufflet led us to this sad pass.
Our Jeremy would have intervened had he known.
An heroic escape led by little Dimitri gained our freedom.
Pufflet has been liquidated and we are back.
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Am relieved to hear that. But what has happened to the Far-Right Singer Beneath Bridges? I do hope that he didn’t suffer reprisals from the Far-Right Carlos the Jackal, who was last seen commenting here a couple of weeks ago (links on top right of this page, appropriately enough).
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You booked with that bourgeoisie Monarch Airlines and couldn’t get back? The Aberystwyth-St. Petersburg route is now defunct I guess. When did Puffinette show his true colours, and why didn’t Dimitri stay behind? Your saga badly needs updating.
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We note from your use of St Petersburg that you are clearly a hard right stooge and cannot bring yourself to use the correct name- Leningrad.
Puflett was of the same ilk and betrayed himself when he failed to use Stalingrad and thus revealed his true allegiance. Sadly by then it was too late and he had led us into a trap. We were all in Stalingrad to celebrate the 100th anniversary and to pay our respects to the man himself after whom the city was named .
We were arrested by agents of the hard right Putin regime who were led to our good selves by the execrable Pufflet. The heroic Lola Madrigal manged to garrott the traitor before being arrested.
More of our adventures in Russia to follow.
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We note from your use of Aberystwyth that you are clearly an English stooge and cannot bring yourself to use the correct name-Llanbadarn Gaerog. Shame on you – occupier! 😈
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Singer you are now on our list. Such hard right venom is worthy of extreme punishment. Lefty should ban you . We neo Bolsheviks have no allegiance to any country but to the permanent victory of the proletariat worldwide. Ask our Jeremy he knows the truth.
Pufflet has been dealt with. So perish all enemies of the working class.
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So you are now a load of stateless refugees and parasites. No doubt Lefty and OJ (Our Jeremy) welcomed you with open hearts and closed wallets.
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it will come to pass that in the fullness of time and in accordance with the onward inevitable march of history towards the sunlit uplands of true socialism that under the guidance of our Jeremy and his many friends and relations including our Lefty of course that the hard right fascists will be driven into the bog of illusion.
It is then that the cry will go up- Rename london . To Corbynium of course.
Leningrad and Stalingrad stand as pure examples of socialist bolshevik ardour. London must fall and Corbynium must rise.
It is inevitable
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RonDave You have no propriety. Upon the defeat of Brexit, London is to be renamed Junckerville.
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Dave Do Ron-ron.
You must have lost your old lists for I was prominent upon them. But yeh ney frit me, you are but a pair of paper tigerettes (🐆🐆). Lefty merely tolerates you because you falsely flatter him.
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Love this site-this scroll of brilliance is as good a chronicle of the current age as anything. Can we send this into space with a Bucks Fizz compilation to show the wonder of 2017s cultural issues?
Or at least project it onto the moon, like a shadow puppet?
Been loads on telly about Russia-get the idea that the BBC are grooming us for Corbyn.
That said-the brilliant “Gulag”-originally made in 1999, between Yeltsins collapse and the coming Putin-made me cry. Never again!
And my kids all know this too!
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Singer
We have plans for the rest of the EU. It too will fall to the neo bolshevik ardour of the true believers ( aided by a reborn Red Army rolling west of course ) .
Imagine 10 thousand little Dimitris . Unstoppable .
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Gosh, Ivan’s been real busy!
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Am delighted to see that our Dear Leader-#O Support Our Lefty# leaves we his awestruck followers to squabble amongst ourselves, whilst he stands manfully astride his strapping black horse , binoculars placed and the steppes and rolling plains before him. And battle soon to be joined.
Time was when he would come among us with a word, a shy smile and a billet doux. Not now-he plots our revolutionary chart-and I for one stand moist with heaving bosom, keen to give my all for the struggle to come.
Has any one written that pantomine script that commemorates our coming triumph? The Bolshy Ballet are set fair.
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Cheryl. I jus’luvit when you talk dirty.
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I`m at that age, my bridge warbling compadre.
Viva La Revolution, looking forward to sharing a tot or two of something warming with you in the trenches, as SOL leads us all into battle-and ultimate victory.
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Moderator. Please, pleaze, pleese, remove my hasty 10.03pm post, sent after a surfeit of ginger wine with creme du menthe chasers. Cheryl could complain to the troll executive and I could lose my licence to cull gruff bullies. I am no Winestain, have pity.
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Having just read Cheryl’s 6.24 a.m. please moderator remove my 8.40 before she reads it and gets the wrong idea. Oh what complex lives we lead.
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Sorry, Friend Singer, but it is now – literally – too late.
The die has been – literally – cast, and you will have to live with the consequences of your extreme Cliff-Edge post, whatever they may be.
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Serves Singer right. Neo Bolshevik ardour is one thing but vileness is quite another matter.
In our future soviet paradise ( hail to our Jeremy and our lefty ) we will permit no unapproved thoughts or actions that might cause offence to our soviet ladies .
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Swines, I have lost my abode due to a simple statement of appreciation. This socialism is terribly hard and adherence to the creed so difficult. No doubt that Madrigal gal, despite now being a confirmed murderesss, is being lauded.
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Lola Madrigal is like our Anna Soubry and our Harriet a hero of neo Bolshevik ardour. She has been awarded the Future Hero of Socialist Britain medal of honour.
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I hope her medal is not like mine: made of depleted uranium; bludy heavy and burnt holes in my shirts.
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Lefty. “so hopefully there’s enough here to – literally – get your teeth in to!”
Shall I send them? Express delivery?
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Think you`ll find we Soviet gals of the old school to be perfectly at home with banter.
We have aged pretty badly, but at my best I used to swing a fine pick axe on the Zagreb arterial road by the Tito bus stop.
Now I`m a Stalin granny type, but like to crush blokes of a certain vintage under my bootees and massive fur coat, should the wine be Georgian and the Soviet beret of my comrade be at what we girls know as Corbyn tilt.
And-you`ll understand-the personality cult of our Dear Leader means that other men get short shrift unless he says so-or there`s a coup, we`re skittish and fickle in such matters.
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