Thank Goodness For Our High Court Judges, Eh, Friends! It’s People Like Them Who Have, Literally, Made This Country – Which Thatcher Totally Destroyed – What It Is Today!

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you were all as thrilled as I was by the decision of Our High Court yesterday, which was surely the most joyful day for those of us in the Remain Camp since that literally dark day of June 23rd, when a tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots – who literally represent absolutely nobody but themselves – viciously voted against Our EU!

Thank goodness for Our High Court’s principled stance against Hard-Right Mob Rule, eh friends! We really cannot have incredibly complicated decisions, e.g. on who governs us, to be made by an ignorant rabble of uneducated racists.

Those of us in the Remain Camp are only asking that the final decision to overturn Hard-Right Brexit should be democratically taken by Our MPs, whose unimpeachable integrity and wisdom cannot ever possibly be gainsaid.

Let’s leave important decisions to Our Judges, friends!

Personally – and this is literally my personal view, friends – I think it would actually be much better if the decision to stay in Our EU were to be taken by Our Judges, who being so much wiser and impartial than MPs – who, after all, are often swayed by short-term electoral considerations – could be relied upon to take the correct decision.

But as long as the decision about Our EU is not made by members of the electorate who – as the tragic outcome of June 23rd clearly demonstrated – have an irrational passion for outdated and indeed racist concepts such as “sovereignty” and, even worse, “democracy”, then I will reluctantly acquiesce in Our MPs’ decision to abandon this whole vicious Brexit nonsense, providing they can implement it as speedily as possible.

Otherwise, we, the 48% – who, let it never be forgotten, are the majority (other than in the tiresomely pedantic, mathematical sense) – will have to appeal to Our European Court of Human Rights, to uphold the Human Rights of We, the 48%, to Remain in Our EU, which have been literally trampled underfoot by this totally unelected Tory Government.

LIES, friends!

Why, friends, don’t the Leave Camp now just come clean and admit that all the LIES they told during the Referendum Campaign – which, by the way, they never seem to tire of re-fighting, even though they clearly lost, at least in a strictly moral sense, even if not in a pedantic, number-of-votes sense – were, quite simply, LIES?

Why don’t they admit that, for instance, any immigration controls are inherently racist, and therefore should be abolished?

That it is literally impossible to trade with any country in the world – and indeed elsewhere – without the permission of Our EU Commissioners?

That it is a complete LIE to say that Britain pays *anything* in to the EU Budget, given that – as all leading experts, e.g. me, have conclusively demonstrated – for every £1 that we pay in, we receive at least £1000 back, in terms of economic growth?

That the only people fit to run this so-called country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – are Our EU Commissioners, whose democratic credentials are as impeccable as their honesty and their competence?

A huge MISTAKE, friends!

Let us now all admit, friends, that a huge MISTAKE was made in June by some poor (literally! Uneducated oiks doesn’t even begin to describe them!) deluded racist fools, who simply didn’t understand what they were voting for!

And let us now plead with Our EU for forgiveness, and beg them to allow us to remain as members! And if they are so graceful as to accede to our request, let us then thank them by increasing our current Budget contribution from the current, miserable level of £10 billion/year net – or whatever it is! However much it is, it is far too low! – to something a lot more substantial. Away with Hard-Right Tory Austerity, friends! Let us invest in Our EU!

That, friends, would be the truly fair, democratic and Progressive Left way to proceed, and as such is commended by all leading fair-minded, heavyweight and objective commentators, i.e. me.

Let us sing together, friends!

And now, friends, we come to what I know is the favourite part of this Blog for many of us, e.g. me! [Oi Lefty!  You haven’t even mentioned me today – what’s goin’ on? –J.C.  Jeremy, you are not “goin’ on” for much longer!  (Rather a witty riposte, eh, friends!   And to think that there are Hard-Right elements who claim that we on the Progressive Left have no sense of humour!)L.]

Yes – it’s time to sing our little anthem, suitably amended in light of yesterday’s literally wonderful news!  All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our EU all the time,
Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and let Our wise pro-EU Judges decide,
Though Kippers flinch, and  anti-Our EU traitors predictably sneer,
We’ll totally smash the evil Leaver scum, and keep Our EU Flag flying here!
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13 thoughts on “Thank Goodness For Our High Court Judges, Eh, Friends! It’s People Like Them Who Have, Literally, Made This Country – Which Thatcher Totally Destroyed – What It Is Today!

  1. A superb account Lord-to-be Leftward of the Kentish Weald.
    We here at the WLF salute your multi-media platforms as well as your indefatiguability.
    Your Thoughts for Our Days continue to be stimulating to those of us of a certain vintage, and socialist viaggro(is that its name Lizzie?) to our gentleman callers and Friends. Comrades?…well not until we have cast the paste medals and bio-sustainably moulded lanyards of Lenon , for awards.
    Our Archbishop-Dougal Maguire Himself-will soon be in contact, but I (as humble garderer to the Garden of Dreams) and the girlybirds in the nearby convent(Birds of Pray, I call `em-but not to their many faces!) just wanted to keep you encoiraged-keep up your many platforms, and fearless entries into The CiF Sea of correct and virtuous thought.
    Have you though of writing a book?…an Adrienne Posta kind of Moleskin diary of our Glorious Cadres endless triumphs? Collate and date sir, keep those contacts clean and sparked-and I`m sure Red Archie(but slightly damp and pink at the edges) will give you both benediction and blessing for the fun to come.
    God Bless and Keep You Sir.
    King Con Constantine of Coniston and Connaught.

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    1. Thank you, Friend Alicia! I can honestly say that your comment is the most, shall we say, esoteric comment to have appeared on this Blog to date – and that is literally saying something!

      Strangely enough, I have thought about doing a book, based on this Blog. Even found a first-class cartoonist (Josh, from WUWT/Bishop Hill) who is willing to do the cartoons. But would need someone to do the techie stuff, and haven’t found anyone yet. Hey ho, if I do, you’ll be the first to know :). (Well, actually, come to think, you’ll be the second to know, as I’ll by definition be the first.)

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  2. Not at all Sir Leftward.
    Here in Redditch and West Mercia, even as far south as Bath and Avon: me and my friends quietly discuss issues that you raise in a manner that borders on craven acceptance…and then flies into a veritable PMT rage among the younger nuns and would be Rosa Parks( or is that Klebs, Luxembourg?).
    Just keep writing -recording, glad of the cartoonist. They`re invaluable.
    There are no shortage of us out there who liked how Gadhaffi used his glamorous guard to project power and purpose. Didn`t end well I know, but…
    We think Bromsgrove Country Fair next June, cream teas at one tent of Labours Big End…and a yummy pile of your books on sale at the other.

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  3. How can you praise their Lordships for transferring the decision over the EU to parliament – a body full of hated Tories and even more despicable Owen somebody sympathizers?
    Are you becoming a secret Article 50 sympathizer?

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    1. The backlash has begun!
      Let`s hope we see no signs of colluding with the Fascist Tory hegemony, and there MAY be signs that some among us( even our secular leader!) that there is a “soft” Revolutionary Option. As opposed to the “hard” one we demand.
      If we have to shoot a few of our leaders, then so be it. Be warned quislings up there in Blogland!

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  4. Excellent – no longer will this decision be made by this totally unelected government, but instead it will pass through the democratically chosen House of Lords.

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    1. No-“Excellent” is verboten!
      Culturally apposite would be what I would say.
      “Culturally appropriate” is what the likes of you, less revolutionary, less-entitled types might say to your betters at work to impress them!
      Excellent is a fascist word derived from C.MongomeryBurnsian dialectical error brought about by false consciouness. And the Simpsons Syntax is proscribed in any and all events, it being a Zionist Yankee Doodle Conspiracy against Soviet Realism Advancement.
      Maybe you “Love”-not hate…and I detect a whiff of false agent syndrome here.
      Hate Crime in the planning?

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  5. Bravo, friend Lefty.

    I know the following part was (like the rest of your article, of course) serious and correct, but for some reason I laughed aloud when I read it:

    “… are only asking that the final decision to overturn Hard-Right Brexit should be democratically taken by Our MPs, whose unimpeachable integrity and wisdom cannot ever possibly be gainsaid…”

    I would like here to apologise to Keith Vaz, Anna Soubry, Ken Clarke, Tim Farron and other paragons of our political class for my disturbing lapse into disrespectful hilarity about (and arguably racism towards) my betters. I fear it is just further evidence of why MPs should take no notice at all of the (ghastly) public ever again.

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    1. Again.
      There is NO cause for laughing-or comedy-in anything said here-ever!
      This is a serious revolutionary project, any humour reserved for the death of Thatcher or a fire extinguisher from Pink Floyds lad landing on a uniformed fascists head.
      I will overlook the humour reference this once-but have noted it, and there may have to be a block meeting , or a report sent higher up the chain; should levity, wit and humour be cited again as a revolutionary vehicle or driver of the inevitable change to come.
      Death to PG Wodehouse and other toff traitors of titterdom!

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