Thank Goodness For Our High Court Judges, Eh, Friends! It’s People Like Them Who Have, Literally, Made This Country – Which Thatcher Totally Destroyed – What It Is Today!

Hello, friends.

And I expect that you were all as thrilled as I was by the decision of Our High Court yesterday, which was surely the most joyful day for those of us in the Remain Camp since that literally dark day of June 23rd, when a tiny handful of 17,410,742 bigots – who literally represent absolutely nobody but themselves – viciously voted against Our EU!

Thank goodness for Our High Court’s principled stance against Hard-Right Mob Rule, eh friends! We really cannot have incredibly complicated decisions, e.g. on who governs us, to be made by an ignorant rabble of uneducated racists.

Those of us in the Remain Camp are only asking that the final decision to overturn Hard-Right Brexit should be democratically taken by Our MPs, whose unimpeachable integrity and wisdom cannot ever possibly be gainsaid.

Let’s leave important decisions to Our Judges, friends!

Personally – and this is literally my personal view, friends – I think it would actually be much better if the decision to stay in Our EU were to be taken by Our Judges, who being so much wiser and impartial than MPs – who, after all, are often swayed by short-term electoral considerations – could be relied upon to take the correct decision.

But as long as the decision about Our EU is not made by members of the electorate who – as the tragic outcome of June 23rd clearly demonstrated – have an irrational passion for outdated and indeed racist concepts such as “sovereignty” and, even worse, “democracy”, then I will reluctantly acquiesce in Our MPs’ decision to abandon this whole vicious Brexit nonsense, providing they can implement it as speedily as possible.

Otherwise, we, the 48% – who, let it never be forgotten, are the majority (other than in the tiresomely pedantic, mathematical sense) – will have to appeal to Our European Court of Human Rights, to uphold the Human Rights of We, the 48%, to Remain in Our EU, which have been literally trampled underfoot by this totally unelected Tory Government.

LIES, friends!

Why, friends, don’t the Leave Camp now just come clean and admit that all the LIES they told during the Referendum Campaign – which, by the way, they never seem to tire of re-fighting, even though they clearly lost, at least in a strictly moral sense, even if not in a pedantic, number-of-votes sense – were, quite simply, LIES?

Why don’t they admit that, for instance, any immigration controls are inherently racist, and therefore should be abolished?

That it is literally impossible to trade with any country in the world – and indeed elsewhere – without the permission of Our EU Commissioners?

That it is a complete LIE to say that Britain pays *anything* in to the EU Budget, given that – as all leading experts, e.g. me, have conclusively demonstrated – for every £1 that we pay in, we receive at least £1000 back, in terms of economic growth?

That the only people fit to run this so-called country – which Thatcher totally destroyed – are Our EU Commissioners, whose democratic credentials are as impeccable as their honesty and their competence?

A huge MISTAKE, friends!

Let us now all admit, friends, that a huge MISTAKE was made in June by some poor (literally! Uneducated oiks doesn’t even begin to describe them!) deluded racist fools, who simply didn’t understand what they were voting for!

And let us now plead with Our EU for forgiveness, and beg them to allow us to remain as members! And if they are so graceful as to accede to our request, let us then thank them by increasing our current Budget contribution from the current, miserable level of £10 billion/year net – or whatever it is! However much it is, it is far too low! – to something a lot more substantial. Away with Hard-Right Tory Austerity, friends! Let us invest in Our EU!

That, friends, would be the truly fair, democratic and Progressive Left way to proceed, and as such is commended by all leading fair-minded, heavyweight and objective commentators, i.e. me.

Let us sing together, friends!

And now, friends, we come to what I know is the favourite part of this Blog for many of us, e.g. me! [Oi Lefty!  You haven’t even mentioned me today – what’s goin’ on? –J.C.  Jeremy, you are not “goin’ on” for much longer!  (Rather a witty riposte, eh, friends!   And to think that there are Hard-Right elements who claim that we on the Progressive Left have no sense of humour!) – L.]

Yes – it’s time to sing our little anthem, suitably amended in light of yesterday’s literally wonderful news!  All together now, friends:

So raise the scarlet standard high, whilst supporting Our EU all the time,

Beneath its shade we’ll live and die, and let Our wise pro-EU Judges decide,

Though Kippers flinch, and  anti-Our EU traitors predictably sneer,

We’ll totally smash the evil Leaver scum, and keep Our EU Flag flying here!

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