And first of all, a – literally – big Thank You to all of you who contributed to Lefty’s Literally Best-Ever Song Titles Game! We can all be truly proud of the sheer number of “literally’s” that, by working together – and we on the Progressive Left always work together, friends, unlike Hard-Right elements, e.g. Blair, who prefer war, poverty and Foodbanks – we have managed to literally insert in to so many popular song titles!
The Game remains open to anyone who wishes to contribute [No fear! – J.C. Oh Jeremy! There’s nothing to fear! Everyone I know here, and indeed on the Far-Right Twitter, are new, kinder and gentler people, unlike the literally vicious Tories! – L.], and I have, in a literally generous fit of literal generosity, decided to award a prize of a personally
rubber-stamped signed copy of Lefty’s Little Read Book Of Literally Literary Delights to every single contributor!
Yes, friends, a – literally – FREE prize to every single contributor! It’s literally unbelievable, isn’t it? But that’s – literally – the Progressive Left Way!
Simply fill in the form at the bottom of this Blog and send it, together with a small handling charge fee (£50), to the following address:
Scam – literally – FREE Book Offer,
Dorset. L1T TRAL1
and Lefty’s Book will literally be in your hands before you literally know it!
Anyway, friends, enough of this literally gay banter! Let’s get on with the main purpose of this Blog [Question, Lefty! – J.C. Yes, Jeremy – literally fire away! – L. Has this Blog really got any purpose at all, other than your own self-aggrandisement? – J.C. Oh, Jeremy! You can be so – literally – bitchy at times! – L.] and list last week’s Tweets:
Sunday 8th January
Monday 9th January
Tuesday 10th January
Wednesday 11th January
Thursday 12th January
Friday 13th January
Saturday 14th January
Sunday 15th January
Let us sing together, friends!
And finally [Phew! – J.C.] it’s time for our little sing-song together, friends! And how about a – literally – specially adapted version of my already-adapted version of that musical and lyrical classic, Our Red Flag? (Friend Singer – could you stop writing literally Hard-Right comments here for literally just one minute, and literally take a hand at the organ? Thanks!) All together now, friends: